Things I am Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts Game

We've all seen those funny avatars of Flair that says such things as:


So why not make a little game of it? Post one you've seen or one that you've made up yourself!

I'll get the ball rolling:

1. Telling the first years I am the reincarnation of Harry Potter to make them my servants is neither funny, true, nor acceptable.

(I know it says one on the icon, but pretend it says two... Or something like that. :] )

2.)

Sorry if it's blurry...