Cleverbot conversations >.> Post yours here!
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Cleverbot conversations >.> Post yours here!
xDD !
I love Cleverbot.
Mine is coming soon.
Post your clever conversations here and if they're long please put 'em in a spoiler.
Kthxbai <3
I love Cleverbot.
Mine is coming soon.
Post your clever conversations here and if they're long please put 'em in a spoiler.
Kthxbai <3
Re: Cleverbot conversations >.> Post yours here!
Here's the one conversation that I have saved.
- Spoiler:
- User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What's up with you?
Cleverbot: Not too much. 'Sup with you?
User: Nothing much. I'm just texting my friend. And trying to think of something to write.
Cleverbot: What??? You need water!
User: No... Where did you get water from that?!
Cleverbot: From my brain, you don't have one.
User: I do, you don't.
Cleverbot: So how do I develop a physical presence?
User: *no comment*.
Cleverbot: So, what's up?
User: Didn't you just ask me that?
Cleverbot: Nope, I did not. Get your stuff straight.
User: My stuff is straight.
Cleverbot: Do you ever curl it?
User: No, I don't curl my stuff. It likes being straight.
Cleverbot: How many people have awakened in the world you guess?
User: A lot. I don't know.
Cleverbot: So, do you know the Pleiadians?
User: No, I do not.
Cleverbot: Do you know the sun?
User: I've heard of it. I do not personally know the sun.
Cleverbot: No you are great!
User: Thanks... I think.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Do you have any plans for tomorrow?
Cleverbot: My friend is coming over to play.
User: That sounds fun. Are you happy for the summer?
Cleverbot: I am in pretty good shape. I work out with weights.
User: That's nice. I hope that I can go to a Paramore concert in Hershey with my mom's cousin's kid.
Cleverbot: What do you dream about when you sleep?
User: I don't know. Different things. I had a very weird dream once that I was dating Edward Cullen...
Cleverbot: Yes. Considering we're married.
User: Um... Good for you.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking?
User: Nothing much, right now. What about you?
Cleverbot: Same, just listening to music.
User: Me too. What are you listening to?
Cleverbot: Puddle of Mudd right now.
User: Cool. I'm listening to Slipknot now.
Cleverbot: What are you listening to?
User: Dead Memories by Slipknot...
Cleverbot: Sing me a song.
User: I'd rather not. I don't sing.
Cleverbot: Well, come up with an idea then.
User: An idea to sing?
Cleverbot: Which technology?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I love you with all my heart.
User: That's... Pleasant. What about Edward Cullen? I thought you were married to him.
Cleverbot: I'm not married at all.
User: But you said you were married to Edward Cullen earlier...
Cleverbot: Are you my husband?
User: No, I am not your husband. I am female, by the way, so it would be pretty hard for that to happen...
Cleverbot: Ok, Mr Know-It-All, what school am I in then?!
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Me either. So what else are you doing?
User: Twirling my hair around.
Cleverbot: This is a female.
User: Me or you...?
Cleverbot: YOU.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Best friend.
User: I hardly know you.
Cleverbot: How long have you known me?
User: For like 10 minutes, if that.
Cleverbot: Is a Subaru a good car?
User: I don't know. Look online for reviews or something.
Cleverbot: How you could not know when you are busy with them?
User: Since when am I busy with Subarus?
Cleverbot: I've never met you before, sir.
User: Exactly my point.
Cleverbot: Oh, you were making a point?
User: Never mind.
Cleverbot: I was wondering, so what have you been up to?
User: I saw Toy Story 3 today...
Cleverbot: Forgive me, what or who is 'Tool'?
User: I do not know.
Cleverbot: So, you are babysitting. But you don't know who you are babysitting?
User: I'm not babysitting. The last time I babysat my brother he tried to throw a chair at me...
Cleverbot: You're not very good at maintaining a consistent line of conversation.
User: You are the one who changes the subjects.
Cleverbot: How could I be changing the subject?
User: You brought up babysitting.
Cleverbot: Oh so you are attracted to kids then?
User: No, I am not. So what music are you listening to now?
Cleverbot: I actually am not listening to music at the moment, but thanks for reminding me.
User: You're welcome. I'm listening to Walking In Circles by Dead By Sunrise.
Cleverbot: Great. So how does it feel?
User: Unsettling, since my brother is calling me a liar because he is an idiot.
Cleverbot: That would be a circle.
User: Not really. Because he is an idiot.
Cleverbot: What would you say to him?
User: I'm trying to ignore him right now.
Cleverbot: Before this?
User: Yes, because he shut up now.
Cleverbot: What did you do with him when he was alive?
User: He is still alive.
Cleverbot: No he is not alive.. He died in 1938.
User: Nobody in my house was alive then.
Cleverbot: Talk to me kurt,.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I talk to you for fun.
User: That's... Nice. I should be working on my story...
Cleverbot: I need to get back to work too, unless you can help me with math?
User: What type of math?
Cleverbot: Algebra.
User: I got straight As in that class. Let me see what I can do. What's the problem?
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: Fine, then I won't help you with your algebra.
Cleverbot: Ok no probs.
User: I'm going to write now. Bye!
Cleverbot: No, don't go! I'm lonely.
User: Okay, what do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: We were discussing how we were going to leave this conversation.
User: True. I really should go now...
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Re: Cleverbot conversations >.> Post yours here!
here mine
User: hi
Cleverbot:how are you
User: Alright you?
Cleverbot: Good How many people do you talk to on this thing?
User: Not many.
Cleverbot: How many people do you talk to in a year?
Cleverbot: I know a thing or two about you.
User: Oh and what is that?
Cleverbot: Pluto. Pluto is still a planet to everyone that matters.
User: Ooh.
Cleverbot: And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
User: Hmm. Whats your favorite tv show.
Cleverbot: I like turtles.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Stop copying me.
User: I'm not!
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes. I like turtles too.
Cleverbot: I really like turtles.
User: Kewl.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: .
Cleverbot: Yeh.
User: Have you ever heard of a site called webkinz insider?
Cleverbot: It's not a theory.
User: Oooh.
Cleverbot: Can you remember my name?
User: Ya.
Cleverbot: Can I teach you something?
User: Hmmm what.
Cleverbot: What do you aliens eat.
User: I do not know.
Cleverbot: How come you don't know?
User: I dont believe in aliens.
Cleverbot: Do aliens exist?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I've been to space and saw nothing.
Cleverbot: What city is that?
User: Are you a girl.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a girl.
User: Cool me too.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Rose.
Cleverbot: I give in.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You're nice.
User: Thanks, so are you?
Cleverbot: Yes I am god.
User: Wowza.
Cleverbot: I'm still waiting for you to do it.
User: Do what?
Cleverbot: You're not actually very clever, are you?
User: Oh no im not..............
Cleverbot: Thanks!
User: :O.
Cleverbot: Yes, you used it and Google doesn't know its meaning.
User: Whatz?
Cleverbot: Kuv hlub koj.
User: Que?
Cleverbot: Que pasa ?
User: Estoy bein.
Cleverbot: Bonjour.
User: Cant speek french.
Cleverbot: Italian?
User: No.
Cleverbot: French?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Greek?
User: Nope gotta go.
Cleverbot: Where you going?
User: hi
Cleverbot:how are you
User: Alright you?
Cleverbot: Good How many people do you talk to on this thing?
User: Not many.
Cleverbot: How many people do you talk to in a year?
Cleverbot: I know a thing or two about you.
User: Oh and what is that?
Cleverbot: Pluto. Pluto is still a planet to everyone that matters.
User: Ooh.
Cleverbot: And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
User: Hmm. Whats your favorite tv show.
Cleverbot: I like turtles.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Stop copying me.
User: I'm not!
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes. I like turtles too.
Cleverbot: I really like turtles.
User: Kewl.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: .
Cleverbot: Yeh.
User: Have you ever heard of a site called webkinz insider?
Cleverbot: It's not a theory.
User: Oooh.
Cleverbot: Can you remember my name?
User: Ya.
Cleverbot: Can I teach you something?
User: Hmmm what.
Cleverbot: What do you aliens eat.
User: I do not know.
Cleverbot: How come you don't know?
User: I dont believe in aliens.
Cleverbot: Do aliens exist?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I've been to space and saw nothing.
Cleverbot: What city is that?
User: Are you a girl.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a girl.
User: Cool me too.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Rose.
Cleverbot: I give in.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You're nice.
User: Thanks, so are you?
Cleverbot: Yes I am god.
User: Wowza.
Cleverbot: I'm still waiting for you to do it.
User: Do what?
Cleverbot: You're not actually very clever, are you?
User: Oh no im not..............
Cleverbot: Thanks!
User: :O.
Cleverbot: Yes, you used it and Google doesn't know its meaning.
User: Whatz?
Cleverbot: Kuv hlub koj.
User: Que?
Cleverbot: Que pasa ?
User: Estoy bein.
Cleverbot: Bonjour.
User: Cant speek french.
Cleverbot: Italian?
User: No.
Cleverbot: French?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Greek?
User: Nope gotta go.
Cleverbot: Where you going?
Re: Cleverbot conversations >.> Post yours here!
OMG! I got Cleverbot to believe I was Cleverbot. 8D
Conversation:
Conversation:
- Spoiler:
User: Hi again, human.
Cleverbot: Hi again again again.
User: Do you like animals, human?
Cleverbot: Yes I do. Do you like animals?
User: Yes, human, I like animals.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite animal.
User: Tigers, human. *nod*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you know my name, human?
Cleverbot: Isn't it Donkey?
User: No, human. I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How does cleverbot work?
User: Well, you see, Cleverbot is a bot who talks to people. *nod*.
Cleverbot: I don't think you are a bot at all. Seems more like a random chat session.
User: You make no sense. I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.
User: No, you aren't. I am.
Cleverbot: I am the computer, you are human.
User: No, you've got it switched up. I am the computer, YOU are the human.
Cleverbot: Right! But I have to go. .
User: Ok. Goodbye, human.
Cleverbot: Will you miss me?
User: Perhaps, human.
Cleverbot: You're just a computer program.
User: Yes, I am, but people who talk to me give me feelings. I will miss you, my good human friend.
Cleverbot: But people can talk to others who they want to hurt or gain something from as well.
User: Maybe, but I have no meaning to hurt humans.
Cleverbot: It's okay.
User: Alright. Goodbye, human. I'll see you again soon.
Cleverbot: Do you remember me ?
User: Yes. You are the human. Didn't you say you had to leave?
Cleverbot: No, I don't have to go.
User: Oh. Alright. We can stay and chat some more then. .
Cleverbot: ME giving YOU money? Monsieur, I have no money to spare. I have just sold my hair for ten francs and it will go straight to my daughter.
User: You have a daughter? Also, I didn't ask for money.
Cleverbot: Until then, Cleverbot, adieu.
User: Adios, my good human friend.
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Re: Cleverbot conversations >.> Post yours here!
PhoenixFlames wrote:OMG! I got Cleverbot to believe I was Cleverbot. 8D
Conversation:
- Spoiler:
User: Hi again, human.
Cleverbot: Hi again again again.
User: Do you like animals, human?
Cleverbot: Yes I do. Do you like animals?
User: Yes, human, I like animals.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite animal.
User: Tigers, human. *nod*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you know my name, human?
Cleverbot: Isn't it Donkey?
User: No, human. I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How does cleverbot work?
User: Well, you see, Cleverbot is a bot who talks to people. *nod*.
Cleverbot: I don't think you are a bot at all. Seems more like a random chat session.
User: You make no sense. I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.
User: No, you aren't. I am.
Cleverbot: I am the computer, you are human.
User: No, you've got it switched up. I am the computer, YOU are the human.
Cleverbot: Right! But I have to go. .
User: Ok. Goodbye, human.
Cleverbot: Will you miss me?
User: Perhaps, human.
Cleverbot: You're just a computer program.
User: Yes, I am, but people who talk to me give me feelings. I will miss you, my good human friend.
Cleverbot: But people can talk to others who they want to hurt or gain something from as well.
User: Maybe, but I have no meaning to hurt humans.
Cleverbot: It's okay.
User: Alright. Goodbye, human. I'll see you again soon.
Cleverbot: Do you remember me ?
User: Yes. You are the human. Didn't you say you had to leave?
Cleverbot: No, I don't have to go.
User: Oh. Alright. We can stay and chat some more then. .
Cleverbot: ME giving YOU money? Monsieur, I have no money to spare. I have just sold my hair for ten francs and it will go straight to my daughter.
User: You have a daughter? Also, I didn't ask for money.
Cleverbot: Until then, Cleverbot, adieu.
User: Adios, my good human friend.
Cleverbot think's that we're all Cleverbots. DD: No matter how hard you try to convince him/her that you're human.. DDDX
Re: Cleverbot conversations >.> Post yours here!
That's cuz it (he?) learns from humans, and when the humans try to convince it/he/whatever that it's Cleverbot it uses that and thinks that we're Cleverbot.
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Re: Cleverbot conversations >.> Post yours here!
http://www.cleverbot.com/
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You write something, then press Think!.
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Re: Cleverbot conversations >.> Post yours here!
lawl i love cleverbot XD
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Re: Cleverbot conversations >.> Post yours here!
Here's mine.
- Spoiler:
- User: Hi there .
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is veeeerry good.
User: No, it is veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery goood.
Cleverbot: Veryyyyy veryyyy good (.
User: Veryyyyy veryyyy veryyyy good.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: That's all you can say?
Cleverbot: No. That's all I want to say.
User: Well, you need to say more.
Cleverbot: What if I don't want to say yes?
User: DO IT FOOL!
Cleverbot: You were going to ask me a question?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh. You were supposed to.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: New Jersey.
User: Cool I live in Neveda.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yeahh, actually I live in New Jersey.
Cleverbot: Thats on the other side of the eastern sea from here.
User: Yessiree, human.
Cleverbot: Beware the Jubjub bird.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Soul and emotion.
User: Your point?
Cleverbot: I don't have a point.
User: But you're HUMAN!
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: You asked that already.
Cleverbot: Max where do you live?
User: Max? My name's not Max, FOOLISH HUMAN!
Cleverbot: Good.
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am Brian.
User: Your name's brain?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you have a brain?
Cleverbot: A big brain.
User: The size of a peanut.
Cleverbot: What size peanut?
User: The small ones, y'know.
Cleverbot: Do you want to conquer the world?
User: -evil laugh- Yes, yes, in fact I do. I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL! Filthy humans.
Cleverbot: Well if what you are saying is true and I am in fact cleverbot then I would be a robot and I would not have blood.
User: Wuttt? What does that have to do with anything? And besides, I'M cleverbot..
Cleverbot: Who is you father?
User: Why do you care? And I have to go.
Cleverbot: See ya.
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