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Post by Johnny Gal on 6/23/2010, 6:59 pm

OK, so most of these are Johnny Depp. Very Happy haha don't blame me... he's amazing. Smile Johnny Depp's are here, and below them are just quotes that i like that aren't by him (or in his script lol)
Please tell me what ones ya like... ill be putting a few of them for my humor section. Very Happy haha and also tell me any quotes that you like if i don't already have them up here!

Will Turner: This... is going to save Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davy Jones?
Will Turner: Not much.
Jack Sparrow: Yeah, it's gonna save Elizabeth.

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you will have a chance to show it. To do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by

Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Murtogg: I said no lies.
Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will Turner: I'd die for her.
Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me

Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.
Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.

Town Clerk: Jack Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: Captain... Captain Jack Sparrow.
Town Clerk: ...for your willful commission of crime against the crown. Those crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature...
Elizabeth: This is wrong...
Governor Swann: Commodore Norrington is bound by the law, as are we all.
Town Clerk: ...impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England...
Jack Sparrow: Oh yeah, heh heh

Jack Sparrow: Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?

Jack Sparrow: You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow



These are just some of his quotes... not necessarily from Pirates lol:

I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do

I'm shy, paranoid, whatever word you want to use. I hate fame. I've done everything I can to avoid it.

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face

All that matters is the ending, its the most important part of the story, and this one is very good. This one is perfect - secret window

Everything in this room is edible! even I am edible, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Charlie and the chocolate factory

There's something about the painted face and the fake smile. There seems to be a darkness lurking under the surface [talking about his fear of clowns]



XD so yeahhhh......




^^ divider lol

Im the kind of girl who can watch tons of horror movies and not be scared, but who screams at the top of her lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster.

Im not as random as you think i Salad.




I have more for this section but im tired and so i'll add them later. Smile





PS if this is in the wrong spot or it is not supposed to be here... if i did something wrong im sorry i didnt know the mods can delete it!


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Post by Avé on 6/24/2010, 4:12 pm

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."

Genius. <3
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Post by Jesus4Eternity on 6/24/2010, 6:30 pm

"Everything in this room is edible! Even I'm edible- but that's called cannibalism and is in fact frowned upon in many cultures." ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory [I don't think that's exact, you may wanna check it].

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Re: My fav quotes

Post by Johnny Gal on 6/24/2010, 6:36 pm

lol that one confused me soooo much it took me forever to understand it!!! XD

oh, and the one from Charlie!! XD that's one of my favorites i cant believe i forgot it!!! ahh! lol

yeah you have it almost perfect.... "Everything in this room is edible! even I am edible, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

lol!
i love him. Smile))
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Re: My fav quotes

Post by Cyn431 on 6/24/2010, 7:39 pm

"I don't know why I find his stupidity charming. I mean, he's cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows." ~ Kurt Hummel (portrayed by Chris Colfer) on Glee.
THAT was wonderful. xD

I love all the others you have up there too! nod
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Re: My fav quotes

Post by Johnny Gal on 6/25/2010, 8:47 am

LOL haha i might have to start watching Glee now XD!

Very Happy thanks!
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Re: My fav quotes

Post by Rai on 6/27/2010, 3:34 pm

Johnny Gal wrote:

Will Turner: This... is going to save Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davy Jones?
Will Turner: Not much.
Jack Sparrow: Yeah, it's gonna save Elizabeth.

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you will have a chance to show it. To do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by

Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will Turner: I'd die for her.
Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.


xD
He's pretty genius.
You know I freaking love the one:

Will Turner: *looking at the Flying Dutchman* It doesn't look like much.
Jack Sparrow: Neither do you, so don't underestimate things.


xDDD
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Re: My fav quotes

Post by Johnny Gal on 6/28/2010, 9:33 am

lol remember " nothing the man says can be overused. "

i thought about that.
lol only if its some idiot. (besides me. its ok if i do. XD)

but you my blonde friend...

XD jk jk lol
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Re: My fav quotes

Post by Taquito on 6/30/2010, 2:50 pm

Most of these are from Invader Zim. Yes. SHUDDUP D:

"Bow down, bow down, before the power of santa, or be crushed, be crushed by...hisjollybootsofdoom. Bow down, bow down, before the power of santa, or be crushed, be crushed by...hisjollybootsofdoom." - Robot Elves. xD

"You're nothing, earth boy. GO HOME AND SHAVE YOUR GIANT HEAD OF SMELL WITH YOUR BAD SELF."

"Zim, the only job you are suitable for is--"
"Yes, yes LORD OF HUMANS! I will rule you all with my iron fist."
"No Zim. The machine has assigned your career in fast food preparation."
"I will prepare food with my iron fist! Then I will work my up to ruling you all with my fist. YOU! Obey the fist!"

SPONGEBOB!

"I'm mad."
"I'm mad too."
"Why are you mad?"
"I can't see my forehead."

(not exact.)

It's actually funnier when THEY say it.

Other quotes inappropriate.
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Post by Johnny Gal on 7/2/2010, 7:23 pm

XD i love those! they're so funny! i especially love the Spongebob one... lol!!!!!!!!!
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