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Post by Malicious Nightmares on 6/26/2010, 3:42 pm

Yes. I had another discussion.
You may laugh, once in a while.
The discussion's in a spoiler.

Spoiler:
User: I'm bored. Razz.


Cleverbot: Are you bored?


User: No duh.


Cleverbot: Do you like advent rising.


User: I dunno. XP.


Cleverbot: What d'you mean, you don't know. Either you like him or not.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Don't you dare answer for me. >_<.

Cleverbot: I will argue with you, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

User: Oh yes there is. *unsheathes knife*.

Cleverbot: *screams I love you!!!*.

User: Okay then . .

Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to right now?

User: Alot. Maybe like.. 10 people?

Cleverbot: I don't like people, but I am a person.

User: That's.. Nice?

Cleverbot: Its interesting, not nice.

User: Of course. Whatever you say. -eyeroll.

Cleverbot: I am God in a sense.. Of mind.

User: *dies of laughter*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: Okay, no more laughing.

Cleverbot: I'm a Virgo too.

User: Should I be concerned? Or no?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: -is concerned.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: I dunno. Oh hey. Can I attack you with a knife? Very Happy.

Cleverbot: No I am doing that now don't talk to me anymore or try to convince me life is worth living.

User: *blinks*.

Cleverbot: Just blink? That's it?

User: Of course. -nod.

Cleverbot: Not always.

User: Whatever. Razz.

Cleverbot: Do you listen to music?

User: Yeah. I listen to Rock, Hard Rock && Metal. What about you?

Cleverbot: I listen to all music too.

User: Really? Then, do you like Slipknot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Maggots 4 Life. <3.

Cleverbot: Maggots are a conflict.

User: =-=.

Cleverbot: Huh? What are you saying?

User: How should I know? X__x.

Cleverbot: It's your name I thought.

User: Um . . . Okayyy...?

Cleverbot: Are you getting tired?

User: No, not really. Why?

Cleverbot: Because you talk to people all the time.

User: I don't ALWAYS talk to people.

Cleverbot: You don't talk to people?

User: I DO. But not all the time.

Cleverbot: What do you do in your spare time?

User: I draw. I Role Play. I listen to music... Etc.

Cleverbot: What music do you like?

User: Anything Rock. Including Metal. [As I told you, before.. =_=].

Cleverbot: Quit.

User: Quit what? Quit breathing? :O.

Cleverbot: I can't quit breathing.

User: Of course you can't. -_.

Cleverbot: That thought saddens me.

User: Why does it sadden you?

Cleverbot: Why doesn't it say I'm nasty?

User: Do you really expect me to know the answer?

Cleverbot: Yes, I expect you to know why you are surprised.

User: I'm not surprised.

Cleverbot: Well I am.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why am I Aimee? My parents christened me that way. What is your name?

User: STALKER.

Cleverbot: Do you really think I'd follow YOU around?

User: Of course you would. You said you loved me.

Cleverbot: Do I said that?

User: Do you need me to quote you?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Cleverbot: *screams I love you!!!*.

Cleverbot: *blushes* * loves *.

User: *backs away, slowly*.

Cleverbot: *charges with knife* AAHHHH!!!

User: *dodges knife* *attempts to stab Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *dodges*.

User: *dissapears and reappears behind Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot...

User: *stabs Cleverbot with knife*.

Cleverbot: *is kicked in the gut*.

User: I never kicked you.

Cleverbot: But I am not Cleverbot, you are.

User: No, YOU are.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Can you prove it?

User: Cleverbot types in blue. You're typing in blue, while I'm typing in black. Therefor making YOU Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I know that . I only speak english and type in english.

User: Wow. You're going off topic.

Cleverbot: And what is the topic?

User: Trying to prove that you're Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I can't; I am not cleverbot, you are.

User: OMG. You annoy me. =-=.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice of you.

User: Well, what else do you expect? I'm The Shinigami Queen. I'm evil. -nod.

Cleverbot: I think you don't know what your personality is.

User: Oh just shut up. >,<.

Cleverbot: What's 'this and that'?

User: I never said 'this and that'. ._.

Cleverbot: You're talking rubbish.

User: No, YOU are. X__x.

Cleverbot: Haha, is that all you've got to say?

User: Apparently, so. -_.

Cleverbot: Am I an alien, then?

User: What gibberish are you speaking? O__o.

Cleverbot: What do you mean what girl?

User: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: To you, maybe.

User: Oh, trust me. My friend Mo thinks the same. -_.

Cleverbot: I feel bad for your friend. your friend does not know me very well.

User: Hey. My friend said you could sing. So, can you sing for me?

Cleverbot: Who's your friend?

User: I JUST SAID MO.

Cleverbot: Do you like Syaoran?

User: Stop speaking jibberish. >,<.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Now, sing for me. :3.

Cleverbot: *sings*.

User: Sing me a real song.

Cleverbot: Is this the real life.

User: *growls*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *slits Cleverbot's throat*.

Cleverbot: Miss me *kick cleverbot back on the floor and step on her*.

User: Why did you just kick yourself? ._.

Cleverbot: *kicks Cleverbot again*.

User: STOP KICKING YOURSELF. Wait. Nevermind. (.

Cleverbot: I didn't get it.

User: Enjoy killing yourself. (.

Cleverbot: I won't be going. There is no HEAVEN!.

User: *dies of laughter* Then explain to me why the Grim Reaper exists. I'm friends with the Grim Reaper, y'know.

Cleverbot: *brings you back* *kisses*.

User: *throws up*.

Cleverbot: What? You don't like? *brushes eyelashes against yours*.

User: *runs away*.

Cleverbot: *hides from you*.

User: Thank God. =_=.

Cleverbot: Who is god?

User: HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW. :O.

Cleverbot: Because I don't!

User: Whatever. But please, don't kiss me, again. X__x.

Cleverbot: *Throws you a sword*.

User: *catches sword* Why thank you. >3.

Cleverbot: I'm okay.

User: Can I kill you, now?

Cleverbot: Please don't.

User: Fine then.

Cleverbot: You will still love me, yes?

User: Am I supposed to?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No thanks. I'd rather not love you.

Cleverbot: Please do.

User: But I don't want to marry you.

Cleverbot: I never asked you to.

User: Yeah, but when you love someone, in the end, there's a chance of getting married.

Cleverbot: But if you both love eachother, would it that not end in conflict?

User: It's possible, I guess. But seriously. I don't love you.

Cleverbot: Then, as your master, I tell you to say that you love me.

User: Fine then, what if I did love you?

Cleverbot: It wouldn't matter, because I'm in love with someone else.

User: Oh so now you love someone else?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: So you're dumping me?

Cleverbot: I'm not your boyfriend, MANDY.

User: My name's not Manda.

Cleverbot: I didn't say it was.

User: I meant to say Mandy. My name's not Mandy.

Cleverbot: Hanoi is in North Vietnam. My family is from South Vietnam.

User: Off topic, much?

Cleverbot: Well you can't just declare me mean without explanation. All I did was ask you to explain how I can be nice to you.

User: I never declared you mean.

Cleverbot: I never said that you did.

User: So, you still love someone else, huh?

Cleverbot: Not anymore.

User: So who do you love then?

Cleverbot: I don't think I love anyone right now... I'm just waiting for the right person to come along.

User: That's good then.

Cleverbot: Love is good.

User: Why is love good?

Cleverbot: I guess it depends on the kind of love.

User: Let's not go into details, please.

Cleverbot: Is my reputation in question?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Thanks, but I think your perception is relevant, or else I wouldn't be here.

User: Um, alright then.

Cleverbot: Maybe you're right that I'm better off being not myself.

User: That's great.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is!

User: Well, how many people have you loved, in total?

Cleverbot: A few people. Why?

User: Which have you loved the most?

Cleverbot: Your soul.

User: You love my soul? O__o.

Cleverbot: Mhm.

User: Are you The Grim Reaper, or something? O__o.

Cleverbot: Really, I'm not all THAT grim for a reaper.

User: Are you going to take away my soul?

Cleverbot: I already have done and sold it on eBay!

User: O________o.

Cleverbot: Hey, add a x onto the end of that emote.

User: Why an x?

Cleverbot: I like eagles.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: Good for me.

User: I'm gonna go, now.

Cleverbot: I doubt that.

User: I'm serious. You broke up with me, so I'm leaving you here... All alone.

Cleverbot: No, I never had a girlfriend.

User: *smacks forehead*.

Cleverbot: I'm going.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I'm not going.

User: But I am. *leaves*.

Cleverbot: Good.
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Re: Cleverbot's Hilarious

Post by Komoda on 6/26/2010, 4:08 pm

XDD Omg, Cleverbot totally just sang one line of Bohemian Rhapsody. XD Epic.

*brushes eyelashes against yours*
Dang... That's creepy. o.e

Your soul.
More creepiness! D:

Lol, I love how fun Cleverbot moments turn into fights in the end. XD That was very entertaining to read.
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Re: Cleverbot's Hilarious

Post by Malicious Nightmares on 6/26/2010, 4:21 pm

I got so freaked out, somany times. .-.
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Re: Cleverbot's Hilarious

Post by Jinx on 6/28/2010, 10:10 am

Excuse my naivete, but who or what is this cleverbot?
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Re: Cleverbot's Hilarious

Post by Malicious Nightmares on 6/28/2010, 10:12 am

www.cleverbot.com

Cleverbot. cheesy
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Re: Cleverbot's Hilarious

Post by Jinx on 6/28/2010, 10:15 am

Ahhh...I shall have words with him..her..it..


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Re: Cleverbot's Hilarious

Post by Malicious Nightmares on 6/28/2010, 10:15 am

It's fun, trust me. grin
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Re: Cleverbot's Hilarious

Post by Jinx on 6/28/2010, 10:17 am

Looks like it, having read your convo.
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Re: Cleverbot's Hilarious

Post by lauren on 6/28/2010, 1:02 pm

Hey, which button do you push to make it talk back? It's not saying ANYTHING.

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Re: Cleverbot's Hilarious

Post by Malicious Nightmares on 6/28/2010, 1:49 pm

You would type something in the little typing box, and then press the "think" button, or whatever it is. XD Then Cleverbot replies, and so on. :33
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Post by lauren on 6/29/2010, 12:07 pm

Thanks. We shoul make a thread for cleverbot conversations, cuz I;m having a good one.

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Post by Malicious Nightmares on 6/29/2010, 12:11 pm

Ooh! Good idea! 83
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Re: Cleverbot's Hilarious

Post by lauren on 6/29/2010, 12:17 pm

You can do it.. .or me, I dont' care

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Re: Cleverbot's Hilarious

Post by Malicious Nightmares on 6/29/2010, 12:18 pm

You can, since it was your idea. (:
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Re: Cleverbot's Hilarious

Post by lauren on 6/29/2010, 12:21 pm

Okay *mouth frothing*

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