The Insider and The Pentacoth

Pentacoth: Hello there, Mr. Insider. Would you mind to pass the tea?
Insider: Just for you, Mr. Pentacoth. We have enough for three.
Pentacoth: For three? But Mr. Insider, there are but only two!
Insider: Oh-ho, Mr. Pentacoth. Extra will have to do.
Pentacoth: I see then, Mr. Insider. Sugar, honey, cream?
Insider: No thank you, Mr. Pentacoth, cream makes my insides scream.
Pentacoth: Oh does it, Mr. Insider? That's very sad to say.
Insider: Indeed, Mr. Pentacoth. Pass the cookies, if you may.
Pentacoth: What kind of cookies would you like, Mr. Insider, if you please?
Insider: Well, Mr. Pentacoth, not the kind with cheese.
Pentacoth: Be it blueberry, Mr. Insider, is that what you desire?
Insider: No thank you, Mr. Pentacoth. Blue sets my heart a fire.
Pentacoth: Chocolate then, Mr. Insider, could that be what you want?
Insider: Again no, Mr. Pentacoth, are you trying to taunt?
Pentacoth: Of course not Mr. Insider! How dare you that suggest!
Insider: Oh come now, Mr. Pentacoth, let me first digest.
Pentacoth: Your tone, Mr. Insider, very strict dare I say.
Insider: Indeed, Mr. Pentacoth, more tea, if you may.
Pentacoth: Of course, Mr. Insider, I'll pass it right along.
Insider: Why thank you, Mr. Pentacoth, just please don't take too long.
Pentacoth: Never, Mr. Insider. Must you go home soon?
Insider: Of course not, Mr. Pentacoth, 'tis Tuesday afternoon.

Awesome, Keri! I could practically see them, sitting there with the tea and cookies.
I'm actually kind of hungry now... o.o

Thank you.
Me too.
I just made a pot of tea, actually.
Maybe I'll enjoy some tea and cookies in honor of the Insider and the Pentacoth.

Tea sounds so good right now... Take a sip for me! Haha.

Ohmigosh. xD That's hilarious, Keri! I love it! Now I want tea and cookies, too.

cream makes my insides scream.

xD Wow.

not the kind with cheese.

xD Cookies. With cheese. Wow.

I was channeling my inner lactose intolerance for the first one.

And anything is possible for the second.