Tooth Limerick

I really wish I knew the author of this, but I don't. I got it from a tooth fairy book my parents got me when I was 6 and it didn't say the author. I can't find the book anywhere so I can't even check again. I've also found this online in random places so I guess other people have heard of it, too. I love this limerick and think it's really funny. XD

There once was an old man named Keith
Who misplaced his pair of false teeth
Laid them down on a chair
Forgot they were there
Sat down and got bitten beneath

Woooooow. XD Very funny, but very weird.

I agree with Shadow.

Yeah, it's weird. XD But it's the only poem I liked from the book. XD

LOL!

LOL, I love it! I'm a fan of limericks...=]

Here's one from Edward Lear:

There was a Young Lady whose eyes,
Were unique as to colour and size;
When she opened them wide,
People all turned aside,
And started away in surprise.

Are limericks hard to write?

Well, it's hard for me to find a good rhyme--so it's hard for me! XD
Yeah, kind of, but they're so much fun, too! =D

Hmm. I'm not the poetry type.

Oh. All right. =)

I like limericks. I find them easy to write.

Bleah, I couldn't write one, probably

SaddleClub wrote:I like limericks. I find them easy to write.

I think they require a lot of thinking, but they're so much fun though. =]

Yeah, they're fun.

xD That's funny!

That's funny, but like Shad and iGri said, weird. XD

I've written a Limerick:
There once was a kitty,
He was quiet witty.
Always getting into trouble-
Luckily he had no sibling or the trouble would be double
What a naughty little kitty.

My friend wrote one too:
There once was a dog who was blue,
He lived near Peru,
One day he was hit by a door
He lay motionless on the floor,
Never again did anyone see little dog blue.

Sorta mean, but... XD

Awww, poor blue doggie.

Lol, that's so cute! I'm not sure where it's from, though. Sowwy.

Which one are you talking about, Mo?

Niiice. XD I like it