~~<3~~Let the World Conference... BEGIN!!!!~~<3~~ APH PRP

OOC: *Fail-stamp* :D

"Yeah, well, you're not the only one who thought that." Germany said sarcastically. "Alright! Back to training!"

Japan stood at attention next to Italy, who was mumbling again.

"Heta... heta... heta...." Italy mumbled, eyes closed and mouth open.

OOC: Why do I get a fail-stamp again?

Yoshi'sLove wrote:Japan turned at the approaching sound of Pasta-Boy. "Finally. I thought you'd never find him.

OOC: You left off the ' " ' at the end of da sentance that Japan was saying =D

"Alright, today we're going to learn how to use swords the right way." Germany said, shooting a cold glare over at Italy.

"You use it to defend yourself, of course." Japan nodded. "Except... most countries have guns now, so the swords are virtually useless." He looked pensive for a moment. "And China has that thing that she/he hits you over the head with every time the Allies confront us."

"Yes, but then Grandpa Rome comes and saves us!"

OOC: I made it to 33. What's the deal with Leichtenstein? AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH ROME?????!!!!
Rome: "You're a saint!"
Germany: "Uhhh..."

OOC: He's screwed up. But I freaking laughed SO HARD on that eppie XDDD

Germany's head fell down. "Yes, I suppose swords can usually be useless, but you should still use them. Unless you encounter Russia. Then you just run." He said. "And Italy!" He snapped, looking over at him. "Grandpa Rome may not always be there for you. You need to learn how to defend yourself."

Italy stared at Germany. "But EVERY time they come, Grandpa Rome comes out of the ocean and sings, then they run away. Besides, I can defend myself! Give me a fork, or a slingshot and meatballs!"

"Yes, never mind the fact that Egypt beat you up with a stick," Japan mumbled.

OOC:
China: Do you want a parachute?
Russia: No. Snow is soft. No one know snow better than me. *jumps* VODKAAAAAA~!!!!!!

OOC: NOW you love that
& OHMYGOD MY EYESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -passes out- [[siggy]]

"That's true." Germany said, thinking about Rome. Then he heard what Japan said. "Yes, that was pathetic." He muttered, glaring at Italy.

~Axis Powers
"I second Japan." Germany said, then sighed. "Anyways, back to business."

~The Allies
"Perfect, now I can plot my revenge against Germany!!" England said, getting that strange, scary, evil look in his eyes. England looked straight ahead, tapping his fingers together, thinking. Everyone in the room stared at him.

OOC: Ugh. England is so hard to read @_@ It's easier in bold, so I bolded it, though. =P

"Business! Like.... pasta? That can be seen as a business!"

"Only by bakas like you," Japan said quietly.

OOC: Well, Japan only talks quietly.... RATS!

OOOC: HEY LITTLE MISSY!!!!! THAT'S WHAT I SAY!!!! DX

"Well, that's true..."