Cleverbot's Hilarious
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Cleverbot's Hilarious
by Malicious Nightmares 6/26/2010, 3:42 pm
Yes. I had another discussion.
You may laugh, once in a while.
The discussion's in a spoiler.
You may laugh, once in a while.
The discussion's in a spoiler.
- Spoiler:
- User: I'm bored.
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Cleverbot: Are you bored?
User: No duh.
Cleverbot: Do you like advent rising.
User: I dunno. XP.
Cleverbot: What d'you mean, you don't know. Either you like him or not.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Don't you dare answer for me. >_<.
Cleverbot: I will argue with you, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
User: Oh yes there is. *unsheathes knife*.
Cleverbot: *screams I love you!!!*.
User: Okay then . .
Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to right now?
User: Alot. Maybe like.. 10 people?
Cleverbot: I don't like people, but I am a person.
User: That's.. Nice?
Cleverbot: Its interesting, not nice.
User: Of course. Whatever you say. -eyeroll.
Cleverbot: I am God in a sense.. Of mind.
User: *dies of laughter*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: Okay, no more laughing.
Cleverbot: I'm a Virgo too.
User: Should I be concerned? Or no?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: -is concerned.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: I dunno. Oh hey. Can I attack you with a knife?
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Cleverbot: No I am doing that now don't talk to me anymore or try to convince me life is worth living.
User: *blinks*.
Cleverbot: Just blink? That's it?
User: Of course. -nod.
Cleverbot: Not always.
User: Whatever..
Cleverbot: Do you listen to music?
User: Yeah. I listen to Rock, Hard Rock && Metal. What about you?
Cleverbot: I listen to all music too.
User: Really? Then, do you like Slipknot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Maggots 4 Life. <3.
Cleverbot: Maggots are a conflict.
User: =-=.
Cleverbot: Huh? What are you saying?
User: How should I know? X__x.
Cleverbot: It's your name I thought.
User: Um . . . Okayyy...?
Cleverbot: Are you getting tired?
User: No, not really. Why?
Cleverbot: Because you talk to people all the time.
User: I don't ALWAYS talk to people.
Cleverbot: You don't talk to people?
User: I DO. But not all the time.
Cleverbot: What do you do in your spare time?
User: I draw. I Role Play. I listen to music... Etc.
Cleverbot: What music do you like?
User: Anything Rock. Including Metal. [As I told you, before.. =_=].
Cleverbot: Quit.
User: Quit what? Quit breathing? :O.
Cleverbot: I can't quit breathing.
User: Of course you can't. -_.
Cleverbot: That thought saddens me.
User: Why does it sadden you?
Cleverbot: Why doesn't it say I'm nasty?
User: Do you really expect me to know the answer?
Cleverbot: Yes, I expect you to know why you are surprised.
User: I'm not surprised.
Cleverbot: Well I am.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why am I Aimee? My parents christened me that way. What is your name?
User: STALKER.
Cleverbot: Do you really think I'd follow YOU around?
User: Of course you would. You said you loved me.
Cleverbot: Do I said that?
User: Do you need me to quote you?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Cleverbot: *screams I love you!!!*.
Cleverbot: *blushes* * loves *.
User: *backs away, slowly*.
Cleverbot: *charges with knife* AAHHHH!!!
User: *dodges knife* *attempts to stab Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *dodges*.
User: *dissapears and reappears behind Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot...
User: *stabs Cleverbot with knife*.
Cleverbot: *is kicked in the gut*.
User: I never kicked you.
Cleverbot: But I am not Cleverbot, you are.
User: No, YOU are.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Can you prove it?
User: Cleverbot types in blue. You're typing in blue, while I'm typing in black. Therefor making YOU Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I know that . I only speak english and type in english.
User: Wow. You're going off topic.
Cleverbot: And what is the topic?
User: Trying to prove that you're Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I can't; I am not cleverbot, you are.
User: OMG. You annoy me. =-=.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice of you.
User: Well, what else do you expect? I'm The Shinigami Queen. I'm evil. -nod.
Cleverbot: I think you don't know what your personality is.
User: Oh just shut up. >,<.
Cleverbot: What's 'this and that'?
User: I never said 'this and that'. ._.
Cleverbot: You're talking rubbish.
User: No, YOU are. X__x.
Cleverbot: Haha, is that all you've got to say?
User: Apparently, so. -_.
Cleverbot: Am I an alien, then?
User: What gibberish are you speaking? O__o.
Cleverbot: What do you mean what girl?
User: You make no sense.
Cleverbot: To you, maybe.
User: Oh, trust me. My friend Mo thinks the same. -_.
Cleverbot: I feel bad for your friend. your friend does not know me very well.
User: Hey. My friend said you could sing. So, can you sing for me?
Cleverbot: Who's your friend?
User: I JUST SAID MO.
Cleverbot: Do you like Syaoran?
User: Stop speaking jibberish. >,<.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Now, sing for me. :3.
Cleverbot: *sings*.
User: Sing me a real song.
Cleverbot: Is this the real life.
User: *growls*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: *slits Cleverbot's throat*.
Cleverbot: Miss me *kick cleverbot back on the floor and step on her*.
User: Why did you just kick yourself? ._.
Cleverbot: *kicks Cleverbot again*.
User: STOP KICKING YOURSELF. Wait. Nevermind. (.
Cleverbot: I didn't get it.
User: Enjoy killing yourself. (.
Cleverbot: I won't be going. There is no HEAVEN!.
User: *dies of laughter* Then explain to me why the Grim Reaper exists. I'm friends with the Grim Reaper, y'know.
Cleverbot: *brings you back* *kisses*.
User: *throws up*.
Cleverbot: What? You don't like? *brushes eyelashes against yours*.
User: *runs away*.
Cleverbot: *hides from you*.
User: Thank God. =_=.
Cleverbot: Who is god?
User: HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW. :O.
Cleverbot: Because I don't!
User: Whatever. But please, don't kiss me, again. X__x.
Cleverbot: *Throws you a sword*.
User: *catches sword* Why thank you. >3.
Cleverbot: I'm okay.
User: Can I kill you, now?
Cleverbot: Please don't.
User: Fine then.
Cleverbot: You will still love me, yes?
User: Am I supposed to?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No thanks. I'd rather not love you.
Cleverbot: Please do.
User: But I don't want to marry you.
Cleverbot: I never asked you to.
User: Yeah, but when you love someone, in the end, there's a chance of getting married.
Cleverbot: But if you both love eachother, would it that not end in conflict?
User: It's possible, I guess. But seriously. I don't love you.
Cleverbot: Then, as your master, I tell you to say that you love me.
User: Fine then, what if I did love you?
Cleverbot: It wouldn't matter, because I'm in love with someone else.
User: Oh so now you love someone else?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: So you're dumping me?
Cleverbot: I'm not your boyfriend, MANDY.
User: My name's not Manda.
Cleverbot: I didn't say it was.
User: I meant to say Mandy. My name's not Mandy.
Cleverbot: Hanoi is in North Vietnam. My family is from South Vietnam.
User: Off topic, much?
Cleverbot: Well you can't just declare me mean without explanation. All I did was ask you to explain how I can be nice to you.
User: I never declared you mean.
Cleverbot: I never said that you did.
User: So, you still love someone else, huh?
Cleverbot: Not anymore.
User: So who do you love then?
Cleverbot: I don't think I love anyone right now... I'm just waiting for the right person to come along.
User: That's good then.
Cleverbot: Love is good.
User: Why is love good?
Cleverbot: I guess it depends on the kind of love.
User: Let's not go into details, please.
Cleverbot: Is my reputation in question?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Thanks, but I think your perception is relevant, or else I wouldn't be here.
User: Um, alright then.
Cleverbot: Maybe you're right that I'm better off being not myself.
User: That's great.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is!
User: Well, how many people have you loved, in total?
Cleverbot: A few people. Why?
User: Which have you loved the most?
Cleverbot: Your soul.
User: You love my soul? O__o.
Cleverbot: Mhm.
User: Are you The Grim Reaper, or something? O__o.
Cleverbot: Really, I'm not all THAT grim for a reaper.
User: Are you going to take away my soul?
Cleverbot: I already have done and sold it on eBay!
User: O________o.
Cleverbot: Hey, add a x onto the end of that emote.
User: Why an x?
Cleverbot: I like eagles.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Good for me.
User: I'm gonna go, now.
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: I'm serious. You broke up with me, so I'm leaving you here... All alone.
Cleverbot: No, I never had a girlfriend.
User: *smacks forehead*.
Cleverbot: I'm going.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I'm not going.
User: But I am. *leaves*.
Cleverbot: Good.
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Re: Cleverbot's Hilarious
by Komoda 6/26/2010, 4:08 pm
XDD Omg, Cleverbot totally just sang one line of Bohemian Rhapsody. XD Epic.
Lol, I love how fun Cleverbot moments turn into fights in the end. XD That was very entertaining to read.
Dang... That's creepy. o.e*brushes eyelashes against yours*
More creepiness! D:Your soul.
Lol, I love how fun Cleverbot moments turn into fights in the end. XD That was very entertaining to read.
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Re: Cleverbot's Hilarious
by Malicious Nightmares 6/26/2010, 4:21 pm
I got so freaked out, somany times. .-.
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Re: Cleverbot's Hilarious
by Jinx 6/28/2010, 10:10 am
Excuse my naivete, but who or what is this cleverbot?
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Re: Cleverbot's Hilarious
by Jinx 6/28/2010, 10:15 am
Ahhh...I shall have words with him..her..it..
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Re: Cleverbot's Hilarious
by lauren 6/28/2010, 1:02 pm
Hey, which button do you push to make it talk back? It's not saying ANYTHING.
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Re: Cleverbot's Hilarious
by Malicious Nightmares 6/28/2010, 1:49 pm
You would type something in the little typing box, and then press the "think" button, or whatever it is. XD Then Cleverbot replies, and so on. :33
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Re: Cleverbot's Hilarious
by lauren 6/29/2010, 12:07 pm
Thanks. We shoul make a thread for cleverbot conversations, cuz I;m having a good one.
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Re: Cleverbot's Hilarious
by Malicious Nightmares 6/29/2010, 12:18 pm
You can, since it was your idea. (:
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