Wormtail's Blog for August Eleventh [Now including Willy Wonka, The Mad Hatter, and Jack Sparrow!]

Yo people. I woke up at ten something this morning, which is a miracle, because I've been waking up at like twelve PM, two PM the latest.
School starts next Monday.
Save me.

If I get this chick under my locker, I swear I'm going to shoot something... *grumbles*
Oh, you're probably wondering who 'this chick' is, right? Yeah.
SHE IS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.

I've always avoided her most of my time at my school, but for some reason, I ALWAYS end up in trouble with her.
It all started the month sixth grade started, I was getting my books, and of course, I had my locker open. She had her locker under mine, and I WARNED her, that my locker was open. You wanna know what happens ten seconds after?
She whacks her head on the door of my locker.
Yeah. Idiotic, right?
Well, anyways, ever since that day, whenever I would walk to my locker while she was there, she'd give me this crap about 'me purposely hitting her with my locker' and for some reason, I'm too CHICKEN to say anything!
She NEVER let it go, not even when sixth grade was ending!
I swear, if she gives me any of her baloney shishcabob crap, I will go off... *growls*
Uhm...
ANYWAYS...
Why don't we have a nice little chit chat with our three guests today, Willy Wonka, The Mad Hatter, and Jack Sparrow!

Jack: --CAPTAIN, Jack Sparrow.

Willy: You know, you really should talk louder, I don't like mumblers.

Hatter: *suddenly appears beside Jack with face*

Jack: *scoots away* Don't like you. You scare me.

Me: I'd REALLY enjoy it if you three would STOP TALKING.

*all three fall silent*

Me: *grins innocently* Good. Now, Jack, we have a question from Mo. She asked,
'How are you so wonderful at applying eyeliner without it smudging?? Could you teach me, please? ^^'

Jack: Who said it was eyeliner? *sci-fi music plays*

Willy: Look who's strange now.

Jack: Is that a challenge?! *lunges*

Hatter: *sticks out foot tripping Jack*

Me: ALRIGHT! *smacks forehead* Wait... Where's Jack?

Willy: Oh, there he is! *points*

Jack: *is running**suddenly whole gang of men with spears are running behind him* HELP!!

Willy: MUMBLER!

Random Guy With Spear: *launches spear getting camera man**camera falls*

Me: Not again! Um... stay tuned for tomorrow's guests, John Dillenger, Victor Van Dort, and Edward Scissorhands!

Me: Alright, and we're back. Now, we have two questions from Shadowsowner888, the first one is for Jack. She says that her friend said that she was engaged to you, what do you say about that?

Jack: *wiggles eyebrows* Then when's the wedding?

Me: *smacks* Behave. Now, the second question is for Willy. Willy, shadow asked if you give away free nerds.

Willy: Sure! *throws box of nerds at shadow* Oh, and the secret ingridient, is actualy nerds! *grins**sci fi music plays*

Willy Wonka:
The Mad Hatter:
Jack Sparrow: