The Twilight Chatroom

by **Jesus4Eternity** 11/21/2009, 10:33 pm

Okay, this idea credit is to AadenAlexisCara and WebkinzGirl427 from WI. The Twilight Chatroom Icon_smile

Maturity: Kissing, maybe fighting.
Fantasy: It's twilight. The Twilight Chatroom Icon_wink

TelepathyWizard~ Edward
*FallsUpStairs*~ Bella
SouthernGentleman~ Jasper
PersonalCrystalBall~ Alice
VampireDocter~ Carlisle
LoveAtFirstBite~ Esme
RosyRedCheeks~ Rosalie
ViciousVampire~ Emmett
Mrs.JasperHale~ Me
NoFullMoon~ Jacob
PrettyPictures~ Renesmee

November 21, 2009.

*TelepathyWizard, *FallsUpStairs*, SouthernGentleman, PersonalCrystalBall, RosyRedCheeks, ViciousVampire, PrettyPictues, NoFullMoon, VampireDocter, and LoveAtFirstBite are logged in.*
TelepathyWizard: Hello? Any1 there?
*FallsUpStairs*: EDWARD! *attacks*
NoFullMoon: What about me?
*FallsUpStairs*: *attacks*
ViciousVampire: I'm here!
RosyRedCheeks: And me!
PersonalCrystalBall: Hi!
SouthernGentleman: I have arrived.
PrettyPictures: JAKEY!
NoFullMoon: Nessie!
PersonalCrystalBall: Hey Nes!
VampireDocter: Hello everyone.
LoveAtFirstBite: We are monitoring you, I hope you know that. The Twilight Chatroom Icon_smile

*TelepathyWizard, *FallsUpStairs*, SouthernGentleman, PersonalCrystalBall, RosyRedCheeks, ViciousVampire, and PrettyPictures have logged out*
NoFullMoon: Uh...bye.
*NoFullMoon has logged out.*
LoveAtFirstBite: What did we do?
*VampireDocter and LoveAtFirstBite have logged out*
*Mrs.JasperHale is online.*
Mrs.JasperHale: Hello?
Mrs.JasperHale: Anyone?
Mrs.JasperHale: Hello?
*Mrs.JasperHale is no longer online.*

November 22, 2009.

*TelepathyWizard and NoFullMoon are online*
TelepathyWizard: Uh...hi?
NoFullMoon: Hi?
TelepathyWizard: So...um...
* *FallsUpStairs* is online*
*FallsUpStairs*: Hey Edward!
TelepathyWizard: Bella! The Twilight Chatroom Icon_smile

NoFullMoon: Hey Bells.
TelepathyWizard: Back off dog.
*FallsUpStairs*: Be nice.
TelepathyWizard: *grumbles* Fine...
*FallsUpStairs*: Hey Jake. The Twilight Chatroom Icon_smile

NoFullMoon: Hey Leech...Bella.
*FallsUpStairs*: You too.
NoFullMoon: Fine... The Twilight Chatroom Icon_razz

*RosyRedCheeks is online*
RosyRedCheeks: Great, the mutt's here.
NoFullMoon: Hey! Blond haired leech.
RosyRedCheeks: Go drown yourself pup.
NoFullMoon: In your dreams...bloodsucker.
RosyRedCheeks: And proud. Now get lost.
NoFullMoon: ???
*NoFullMoon is no longer online*
RosyRedCheeks: Good riddance. Where's Emmett?
*ViciousVampire is online.*
ViciousVampire: Here. The Twilight Chatroom Icon_smile

TelepathyWizard: Hey Em.
*FallsUpStairs*: Wanna arm wrestle?
ViciousVampire: Sure...weakling.
*FallsUpStairs*: You're on!
*ViciousVampire and *FallsUpStairs* are no longer online*
TelepathyWizard: Where's Alice? She's usually on with Jazz.
PersonalCrystalBall: Hi everyone! Jazz and I just went shopping!
SouthernGentleman: I was tortured beyond my wildest dreams.
TelepathyWizard: I'm sorry Jazz. We'll hunt later.
PersonalCrystalBall: That won't need to happen! You had fun, right?
SouthernGentleman: *no comment*
*Mrs.JasperHale is online*
Mrs. JasperHale: IT'S JASPER!
*SouthernGentleMan is no longer online.*
Mrs.JasperHale: Dang it!
*PersonalCrystalBall, and TelepathyWizard are no longer online*
Mrs.JasperHale: The Twilight Chatroom Icon_razz

*Mrs.JasperHale is no longer online*

November 23, 2009

*SouthernGentleman and PersonalCrystalBall are online*

PersonalCrystalBall: Hey Jazz! The Twilight Chatroom Icon_smile

SouthernGentleman: Greetings, Alice Cullen.
PersonalCrystalBall: What is with you on this chatroom? You're always so formal!
SouthernGentleman: Is that becoming a problem?
PersonalCrystalBall: See?! It's a little... strange.
SouthernGentleman: Can I not be as formal as I please?
PersonalCrystalBall: Ugh! You're so weird!... but I love you.
SouthernGentleman: I, too, enjoy your presence in my lifetime.
PersonalCrystalBall: I can't take this anymore! I'm going shopping. The Twilight Chatroom Icon_smile

*PersonalCrystalBall is no longer online*
SouthernGentleman: I believe I have offended her.
*ViciousVampire and RosyRedCheeks are now online*
ViciousVampire: Hey Jazz. Wanna hunt?
SouthernGentleman: That would be mildly pleasing; however, for the remainder of the hour, I would like to remain here.
RosyRedCheeks: Alice is right; you're way to formal on this site.
SouthernGentleman: I repeat, will that become a problem?
RosyRedCheeks: It could. It's really weird though....
SouthernGentleman: As there is no vampire law stating that a vampire may not talk however he or she wishes on a given site, I believe there is no problem.
*An Anonymous user is online*
SouthernGentleman: I am pondering who this anonymous user's identity is.
Anonymous: JASPER!!
SouthernGentleman: This user's identity must belong to Alice.
ViciousVampire: No, Jasper, it's not. Alice is shopping... again.
SouthernGentleman: Then who would this anonymous identity belong to?
*Anonymous user has agreed to be unanonymous*
*Mrs.JasperHale is online*
RosyRedCheeks: That has to be Alice... right?
SouthernGentleman: Her username is quite flattering.
Mrs.JasperHale: *blushes* I LOVE YOU JASPER WHITLOCK HALE!
ViciousVampire: I don't think that's Alice...
SouthernGentleman: Mrs.JasperHale, does your identity pertain to the name Alice Cullen?
RosyRedCheeks: Jasper, I don't think she'll understand that.
ViciousVampire: You could have just asked, "Are you Alice?"
SouthernGentleman: I shall ask users what their identity is or pertains to in the way that I wish.
Mrs.JasperHale: I am not Alice. I LOVE YOU JASPER!
SouthernGentleman: If your identity is not Alice, then would you tell us what your identity is or what it pertains to?
*LoveAtFirstBite is online*
LoveAtFirstBite: Jasper! How many times have I told you not to ask for personal information over the internet?!
SouthernGentleman: Approximently twelve.
LoveAtFirstBite: Well, then, you are grounded for three days. Go to your room.
*SouthernGentleman is no longer online.*
Mrs.JasperHale: Aww man! I'll be back in three days... The Twilight Chatroom Herz

JASPER!
*Mrs.JasperHale is no longer online.*
RosyRedCheeks: That was... strange.
ViciousVampire: Who is that?
RosyRedCheeks: No idea.
LoveAtFirstBite: Children, are you being safe?
ViciousVampire: *no comment*
*RosyRedCheeks and ViciousVampire are no longer online*
LoveAtFirstBite: Good-bye nobody...
*LoveAtFirstBite is no longer online*

November 24, 2009

*PersonalCrystalBall, ViciousVampire, RosyRedCheeks, and TelepathyWizard are online*
ViciousVampire: Hey Alice... Jasper won't be on today.
PersonalCrystalBall: Why not? Is he okay?
RosyRedCheeks: Esme grounded him for asking for some girl's name.
PersonalCrystalBall: Oh... who was this girl?
ViciousVampire: Uh... um... Rose, you can tell her.
RosyRedCheeks: Oh... um...
*RosyRedCheeks and ViciousVampire are no longer online.*
PersonalCrystalBall: Edward?
*TelepathyWizard is no longer online.*
*Mrs.JasperHale is online.*
Mrs.JasperHale: JASPER!
Mrs.JasperHale: Oh, wait, he's not here for three days. Bye!
*Mrs.JasperHale is no longer online.*
PersonalCrystalBall: What the heck? Was that... Mrs.JasperHale?!? *growls*
*NoFullMoon, *FallsUpStairs* and PrettyPictures are online.*
*FallsUpStairs: So... Alice... you heard about the Mrs.JasperHale thing?
PersonalCrystalBall: Yeah. A bit annoyed, actually.
PersonalCrystalBall: ARG! I'm sounding like Jasper!
PersonalCrystalBall: Wait... how did you know? You weren't on yesterday!
*FallsUpStairs*: Uh... Jasper told me.
PersonalCrystalBall: ARG! I don't what I am going to do to that boy.
NoFullMoon: What am I, invisible?
PersonalCrystalBall: Yes, now be quiet, mutt!
*SouthernGentleman is online.*
PersonalCrystalBall: JASPER!
SouthernGentleman: Greetings, Alice Cullen. Our mother, Esme, has considered the offense of yesterday, and, along the circumstances, has agreed that I am no longer under punishment.
*ViciousVampire and RosyRedCheeks are online.*
ViciousVampire:Oh, wonderful. Jasper and his formal-ness.
RosyRedCheeks: Well, at least we'll be free of "Mrs.JasperHale" for a few days.
*Mrs.JasperHale is online.*
RosyRedCheeks: Speak of her, and she shall appear.
Mrs.JasperHale: JASPER! I knew you were online because I follow you on Twitter.
SouthernGentleman: Twitter? I have never heard of this before.
Mrs.JapserHale: YOU TALKED TO ME! The Twilight Chatroom Herz

SouthernGentleman: Yes, I did indeed speak to you.
Mrs.JasperHale: *fangirl scream*
RosyRedCheeks: Come on, Em, let's go...
*ViciousVampire and RosyRedCheeks are no longer online.*
SouthernGentleman: What is this Twitter we were speaking about previously?
Mrs.JasperHale: It's a webisite where people post what's going on in their life. The Twilight Chatroom Icon_smile

PersonalCrystalBall: But Jasper doesn't have one... do you, Jazz?
SouthernGentleman: I do not believe I own one of these. Presumably, you were on Carlisle's?
Mrs.JasperHale: Actually, Esme made all of you one. I just looked at yours though... and occasionally the others. Emmett's is... interesting.
SouthernGentleman: I would assume that his would be enjoyable. Do you realize that you are part of a small group that does not mind my formaility on this site?
Mrs.JasperHale: The Twilight Chatroom Icon_smile

Cool. 'Sides, I actually kinda like it.
SouthernGentleman: Why, thank you ma'am.
Mrs.JasperHale: *giggles*
PersonalCrystalBall: Jasper? What are you doing?
SouthernGentleman: You have not yet met Alice, have you? Alice, this is... Mrs.JasperHale.
PersonalCrystalBall: Oh, I know her all right.
Mrs.JasperHale: You can call me Amanda. The Twilight Chatroom Icon_smile

PersonalCrystalBall: You have a name?
SouthernGentleman: Alice, I believe you are hurting her feelings. Amanda, I apologize for Alice's behavior.
PersonalCrystalBall: Oh, sure, apologize to... her.
Mrs.JasperHale: I'm sorry, Jasper... Alice. I'll leave.
SouthernGentleman: Please do not leave us, Amanda. I enjoy your company.
Mrs.JasperHale: Really?
SouthernGentleman: Absolutly.
Mrs.JasperHale: *blushes*
PersonalCrystalBall: That's it! *attacks Amanda*
SouthernGentleman: Alice! I'm deeply sorry Amanda. I don't know what is wrong with Alice today.
Mrs.JasperHale: It's fine Jasper. Bye.
*Mrs.JasperHale is no longer online.*
PersonalCrystalBall: Good riddance.
SouthernGentleman: Alice, you are being unnecessiarily rude.
*SouthernGentleman has a new Private Message.*
PersonalCrystalBall: Whatever Jazz. TTYL.
*PersonalCrystalBall is no longer online.*

SouthernGentleman's Inbox

Mrs.JasperHale: Jasper, I'm sorry about the thing with Alice. Don't respond unless you want to.
~Amanda
SouthernGentleman: Amanda, please do not worry about what happened previously. Alice's personality just calls for a reaction as such. For example, I might respond similarly if there was a user such as AliceCullenLover123.
Most Sincerely,
Jasper
Mrs.JasperHale: Thanks. The Twilight Chatroom Icon_smile

Is she always like that?
SouthernGentleman: Vaugley. She may have responded as such according to your username.
Mrs.JasperHale: Good point... I could change it...
SouthernGentleman: Please do not even consider something such as that. I, personally, find it flattering.
Mrs.JasperHale: *blushes* Thanks.
SouthernGentleman: You are welcome. Would you like to talk at length later in the day? I'm assuming you know all about my family and such, being on this Twitter you mentioned.
Mrs.JasperHale: I do know a lot. For example, you're a vampire, and your full name is Jasper Whitlock Hale.
SouthernGentleman: That is correct.
Mrs.JasperHale: Sweet! Anyway, if you need to hunt, we can chat later.
SouthernGentleman: That would be pleasing.
Mrs.JasperHale: Bye Jasper. The Twilight Chatroom Icon_smile

And keep being formal. It's awesome.
SouthernGentleman: We will speak at a later time. Good bye for now, Amanda.
Mrs.JasperHale: Bye Jasper.
*SouthernGentleman is no longer online.*
Mrs.JasperHale: *faints*

November 25, 2009

*Mrs.JasperHale and SouthernGentleman are online.*

SouthernGentleman: Greetings, Miss Amanda.
Mrs.JasperHale: Hi Jasper. The Twilight Chatroom Icon_smile

SouthernGentleman: I have saturated my thirst to meet my personal needs. I apologize for not reappearing yesterday.
Mrs.JasperHale: That's fine. The Twilight Chatroom Icon_smile

SouthernGentleman: I am assuming you live in the Forks area? Such as my family and myself?
Mrs.JasperHale: Jasper, I go to your school.
SouthernGentleman: That is a most pleasant surprise. Perhaps we share some classes?
Mrs.JasperHale: Yep. The Twilight Chatroom Icon_smile

Almost all of them.
SouthernGentleman: From the given clues, I have infered that you are Amanda Noelle, the writing genius.
Mrs.JasperHale: *blushes* Well, not a genuis...
SouthernGentleman: Oh, no. You most certainly are a genuis, Miss Amanda.
Mrs.JasperHale: *blushes again*
*PersonalCrystalBall is online.*
SouthernGentleman: Amanda, please refrain from using the computer at the present time.
*Mrs.JasperHale is no longer online.*
SouthernGentleman: Greetings, Alice Cullen.
PersonalCrystalBall: Ugh, you're formality is so annoying....
SouthernGentleman: Alice, would you please refrain from insulting my personal typing?
PersonalCrystalBall: Nope. The Twilight Chatroom Icon_wink

SouthernGentleman: Amanda doens't meddle with my typing. She enjoys my formality.
PersonalCrystalBall: So that's what this is! You like Amanda!
*SouthernGentleman is no longer online."
*Mrs.JasperHale is now online.*
Mrs.JasperHale: Jasper? You online?
PersonalCrystalBall: He's stepped out for a moment.
Mrs.JasperHale: Oh, no.
PersonalCrystalBall: We need to talk, Amanda. About Jasper.
Mrs.JasperHale: Okay! *dream face*
PersonalCrystalBall: JASPER IS MINE!
Mrs.JasperHale: Um... okay? No offense or anything, Alice, but it's not illegal to talk to Jasper.
*SouthernGentleman is online.*
PersonalCrystalBall: JASPER!
SouthernGentleman: Good afternoon Alice, Amanda.
Mrs.JasperHale: Good afternoon, Mr. Hale. *giggles*
PersonalCrystalBall: Jasper! This person is trying to steal me away from you!
SouthernGentleman: Amanda would do no such thing.
PersonalCrystalBall: But she is!
SouthernGentleman: Amanda, is what Alice speaks- er, types- correct?
Mrs.JasperHale: I think you already know the answer. I like you, Jasper. You could probably figure that out by the username.
SouthernGentleman: I can perfectly accpet that.
Mrs.JasperHale: *blushes*
PersonalCrystalBall: WHAT?!
SouthernGentleman: But, in essence, do you want Alice away from me?
Mrs.JasperHale: Kinda? I really like you Alice, I really do. You're almost exactly like me, but I do love Jasper.
SouthernGentleman: So, you are saying that you would like us, meaning you and I, to be together, and Alice as a friend?
Mrs.JasperHale: Uh... pretty much. Alice is awesome.
PersonalCrystalBall: I... guess... I can accpet that... maybe. Jasper, can we go to a movie?
SouthernGentleman: Will you consider speaking to Amanda respectfully?
PerosnalCrystalBall: Well...
*AliceCullenLover is online.*
Mrs.JasperHale: Alice, get off now.
PersonalCrystalBall: But... but...
Mrs.JasperHale: Get off. Trust me.
*PersonalCrystalBall is no longer online.*
Mrs.JasperHale: Jasper, get off. I'm logging out too. Bye.
SouthernGentleman: Fond farewell, my friend!
*SouthernGentleman and Mrs.JasperHale are no longer online.*
AliceCullenLover: *sigh* ALICE!
*AliceCullenLover is no longer online.*

November 26, 2009
*Mrs.JasperHale and SouthernGentleman are online.*
Mrs.JasperHale: Hi Jasper. The Twilight Chatroom Icon_smile

SouthernGentleman: Greetings, my friend. Miss Amanda, how are you today?
Mrs.JasperHale: Good, thanks. The Twilight Chatroom Icon_smile

Um... is Alice okay?
SouthernGentleman: Indeed she is. She has accepted the matter at hand.
*AliceCullenLover is online.*
SouthernGentleman: This user's identity confuses me.
Mrs.JasperHale: Crud, crud, crud.
SouthernGentleman: This user is not myself. Miss Amanda, do you know who this user's identity is?
Mrs.JasperHale: Yes. COLIN!
AliceCullenLover: Amanda! Why are you talking to that... thing?
SouthernGentleman: I am extremely offended at your accustation.
Mrs.JasperHale: I'm sorry Jasper. I'm sure he didn't mean it.
AliceCullenLover: Oh, I sure did!
Mrs.JasperHale: Colin, get OFF!
SouthernGentleman: Miss Amanda, please calm yourself.
AliceCullenLover: Don't you dare tell my girlfriend what to do!
SouthernGentleman: Miss Amanda? Is his titling of you as his girlfriend correct?
Mrs.JasperHale: Um... yes. I'm sorry, Jasper, I really am.
SouthernGentleman: What are you apologizing for? You have committed no crime.
AliceCullenLover: Amanda...
Mrs.JasperHale: Colin, stay out of this! Jasper... it's all my fault. Alice, you... everything. I'm sorry.
*Mrs.JasperHale is no longer online.*
*SouthernGentleman is no longer online.*
*AliceCullenLover is no longer online.*

SouthernGentleman's Inbox
SouthernGentleman: Miss Amanda? Did the argument upset you?
Mrs.JasperHale does not wish to recieve Private Messages right now. Please try again later.

Novemver 27, 2009

SouthernGentleman's Inbox
SouthernGenlteman: Miss Amanda? Please, answer me. I am truly sorry that I upseted you. Please.
Mrs.JasperHale does not exist.