You Know You Need To Put Down That Book When...

When your fingerprints are left on the pages. And you never read the book with dirty hands. (cuz, you know, if you ate like Doritos or something (ew, by the way) cheesy fingerprints get like everywhere (which I know cuz of my friends who like those disgusting things xP))

When you compare characters in other books/movies/TV shows to the book.

When you walk up to your friend and say, "You know, you remind me a lot of *character name*!"