The Princess Of The Animals *Finished!* (By Me, and my friend Nicole)

Once upon a time.... no. My story doesn't begin like that actually. See, me and my friend Nicole are writing this story together. We have no idea where it's going to go, but I put it in here just in case we end up using some random Harry Potter character or something. Lol. I'm Siobhan, she's Nicole.
Maturity: Scary bunnies.
Fantasy: Magic bunnies, Harry Potter & Crew. Bella and Edward, Aslan, The Princess, and Tiger, the cat.


“Hello! I am the princess of the animals!” A woman shouted to the pet store. She looked at Nicole with an odd look in her eye.

“Are you okay?” Nicole asked the woman with the odd look.

“Why of course I am. Haven’t you heard, little girl? I am the princess of the animals, and all animals shall obey me.” The woman responded.

Nicole looked to the little animals stuck in cages. They all had the same look in their eye, unchanged by the presence of ‘The Princess’. She moved closer to the cage of bunnies. “Well congrats!” Nicole said, trying not to laugh.

“Are you interested in any of these animals? They have been taken very well care of and are the best animals you will run into in this little town. After all, they have been with me… so they are amazing!”

“Um…” She started. “This bunny looks cute!” She picked the little guy up. “I’d name him Smokey!”

“Shall I wrap him up for you, miss? Smokey? That is a fabulous name. It fits him very well. But before you take him, I must sing him his farewell song.”

Surprise mixed with nausea crossed Nicole’s face. “Uh…okay.” She said, handing The Princess the little bunny. “Just don’t hurt him, please."

“Oh, hunny I would never do a thing like that.” The Princess lifted the bunny above her head and started to sing. “Oh bunny, oh bunny, you shall be leaving to a home away from me. But I loves you and remember I am the Princess of the animals. Cry, and I will find you.”

Nicole nodded. “Thank you for blessing my bunny.” She said, hurrying out the door after putting some money on the counter.

“Goodbye little girl! I shall be running into you very soon.” The Princess said in a less happy voice.

Outside, the bunny began to cry. “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” It screamed. “I don’t want to go with you!!! You have a kitty! It’ll eat me!”

“Of course it will not eat you! It’s a very friendly kitty. And it will be better than staying with the so called Princess of the animals.” Nicole said.

The bunny wasn’t convinced. “Fine. I’ll go, but don’t forget, I can call to her ANY time I need her.” He huffed.

Nicole got very frightened and somehow believed that something was going to happen. She didn’t understand how the princess could know what happens to each of the animals. So she wanted to find out.

The bunny sensed Nicole’s fear. “Tee hee!” He giggled evily. “I’ll never tell you anything about the princess!” He sang.

Nicole was now scared and knew some how that she needed to get rid of the bunny. He was up to something, but she didn’t know what. She just smiled at it and kept on walking.

The bunny pouted. “Man, I wanted a magic fight!” He looked through the bars of his cage. “Hey you!” He said to Nicole.

“What?” Nicole asked in a frightened voice. She had no clue what he could possibly want. All she thought about was what a magic fight was, but she was too scared to ask.

“I’m hungry!” The bunny whined. He put on his cutest, and most heart-melting face. “Feed me?”

“Okay. What would you like to eat?” Nicole asked Smokey nicely.

The bunny thought hard. “Carrot?” He asked cheerfully.

“Okay. I will go get you a carrot.” Nicole went and retrieved a carrot and gave it to Smokey.

“Yay!” Smokey smiled happily in his bunny way. “Thank you, Nicole!”

“You’re very welcome.” Nicole replied, wondering what he was really thinking.


...Meanwhile:


Siobhan sat in her room, petting her cat. “I think I’ll call Nicole!” The cat nodded.

Nicole’s phone rang. “Hello? She said as she answered it.

"Hi, Nicole!” Siobhan said.

"Siobhan!" Nicole said. "I got a bunny!"

“Uh….” Siobhan said. “That’s great? Haha, he can come meet my cat! My cat is magic!” Tiger, the cat, nodded smugly.

“So is my bunny! He can somehow talk… Did you also get your cat from the princess of the animals?”

“I’m not sure.” Siobhan said. She turned to Tiger. “Are you from the princess of the animals?” The cat nodded again. “He says yes.”

“Has your cat ever done something evil or mysterious?”

“He bites me every once in a while… but that’s neither evil nor mysterious. He’s fat though… does that count? He eats like a pig… Actually, come to think of it yes. He does hide my homework sometimes.”

Nicole thought to herself. “Have you ever wondered if the Princess might not be a princess… but something else?”

“Something evil? Like… a princess witch or something?”

“Yes. No animals can talk… except for the ones from her. And they didn’t start talking until she sings that song to them.” Nicole said in a mysterious voice.

“I remember the song she sang to Tiger!” Siobhan said. “But my cat can’t talk…”

“Oh yes I can!” Tiger said. Siobhan screamed. “Oh please. I’ve been talking since you adopted me when I was a kitten. I just never had anything to say to you.”

“Did you hear that?” Siobhan asked into the phone. “My cat can talk!”

“What do you think this means?” Nicole asked.

“I think we should go get her. But what if this is what she wants? What if she is trying to get us to go to her?” Nicole asked nervously.


Siobhan pondered this deeply. “We bring the animals!” She said proudly. “She said she would never hurt an animal.”

“Unless the animals are in on this too. We should bring an adult. For example, a parent.”

“What parent is going to believe that animals can talk, and that we’re going to go see the Princess of the Animals?” Siobhan asked.

“Well, if they are our parents they should believe us. And all we need to do is get the animals to say something in front of them.” Nicole said in a low voice.

Siobhan hoped that Tiger didn’t hear that. “Okay. Should we get your parents, or mine?”

“Which one would believe us?” Nicole asked.

“Not mine…” Siobhan admitted. It was true, her parents wouldn’t believe her.

“Maybe we should just do this ourselves. Face it, you’re right. No one is going to believe us. This is our problem and we need to solve it ourselves.” Nicole said.

“That’s probably best.” Siobhan agreed.

“We need to come up with a plan. “Nicole said. “And fast. Who knows what this so called princess might do.”

“Yeah.” Siobhan added. “She might use our pets to eat our brains out.” She laughed slightly.

Nicole decided to fake laugh at the not so funny joke. “How about you come over, and we can plot.”

“Okay.” Siobhan said. “I’ll be right over.”

They hung up and Siobhan made her way to Nicole’s house as soon as possible.

...Minutes later:

Siobhan knocked on Nicole’s front door, carrying her cat in her arms

Nicole went and answered the door, letting Siobhan inside. “I’m glad you could come. Now we must decide what we are going to do about this. But we can’t let the animals hear anything we say.”

Siobhan nodded, putting the cat down. “No eating the bunny.” She commanded. She saw his eyes roll and watched him disappear around the corner.

“Let’s go upstairs away from them. That way we can talk without them listening to every word we say.” They went upstairs, but they didn’t know that the animals decided to follow them.

Siobhan closed Nicole’s bedroom door after them and sat down on her bed. “What do we do?” She said, sort of loudly, in confedence that the animals wouldn’t hear them.”

“I don’t know. But keep your voice down. You don’t know who’s listening to us.” In the mean time, the animals were right outside the door, trying to hear as much as they could.

Siobhan nodded. “Sorry.” She said. “I think our best bet would be to go back into the pet shop dressed as someone else. That way we could buy another pet, but keep her from singing the song.” She said in a hushed tone.

“Or we can have someone else go buy a pet while we sneak in and tell her we are going to look for another pet. And while she is singing the song to the other person, we put the animal in our bag and leave as quickly as we can.” Nicole suggested.

Siobhan nodded. “That sounds good, but who’d want to buy a pet knowing that they’d be able to talk and do mean things?” She thought about this for a moment. “What if you did the thing with stealing the animal while I bought the other pet? I doubt that she’d remember me. I bought Tiger seven years ago.”

“For some reason I know she’ll remember you. Unless you tell her that you love Tiger and want another pet because they’re amazing?”

“I could fake that.” Siobhan smiled.

“I say we do this.” Nicole said in a serious voice.

Siobhan nodded seriously, the smile whipped from her face. She turned her head acutely at the sound of a small whimper outside the door, rushing over and opening it to see a cat and a bunny staring up at her with wide, shocked eyes. “Tiger!” She shrieked. The cat smiled, bowed, and then scurried off and out the door. “Uh-oh.” Siobhan said to Nicole.

“Now what are we going to do? I’m pretty sure they found a way to tell her about it, so it won’t work now… Maybe we should just keep the pets and pretend nothing is wrong. Besides, we don’t know exactly what’s going on. I just hope that they didn’t hear much.” Nicole said frightendly.

“No.” Siobhan said stubbornly. “I’m not going to give up on this! Besides, we don’t even know if they’ll come back! It’s not about stopping the Princess anymore, it’s about getting our pets back.”

“Okay, let’s do this.” Nicole said. “We have nothing to lose.”

Siobhan nodded. “Let’s go.”

They went down to the store. They told the princess that they loved their pets and would like to purchase some more. They went up and down the isles, searching for more, but for some reason they had the strange feeling that they were being watched. Closely.

Siobhan glanced over her shoulder to see a snake slither back into a cage. “Nicole,” She whispered. “They’re cornering us! We have to get out of here!”

“Let’s go!” Nicole said.

They ran for the door and tried to escape but they couldn’t. She was standing there right in front of the door.

Siobhan screamed. “Let us go! And give us back our pets!” Tiger wound himself around Siobhan’s legs, then jumped onto the princesses shoulder.

“Why would you do something like this? Isn’t the princess of the animals supposed to be nice to them?” Nicole questioned.

The Princess shrugged. “It was in the job description.”

“Why? Just tell us why you would do this?” Nicole asked.

The Princess looked at Nicole. “The pets are under my command because they want to be. I tell them to do the bad things because that was what was done for me when I was little. It took me to stop the last Princess of the Animals, but NOTHING will stop me!”

“Who started this whole thing? Just because this happened to you, wouldn’t you want to fix it so you don’t ruin everyone elses lives as well? Why would you sink to their level and turn into them?” Nicole yelled.

Anger bubbled up inside the Princess. “I do what I want. I will not listen to a mere CHILD!”


…Suspense…

The lights suddenly started to flicker, and a weird whirling sound came from outside. Down came a portkey with two very mysterious creatures.

"I. Am. Harry. Potter."

"Oh my gosh, Nicole!" Siobhan gasped. "It's Harry Potter! And oooh..! It's Ron!!!"

"They can help us defeate the princess of the animals! We must go to them!"

Siobhan and Nicole walked up to Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. "Hi!" Siobhan said, looking up and down the two boys. "I'm Siobhan and this is Nicole! Will you use your magic to help us defeat the Princess of the Animals?"

"This will be very simple. We shall help you defeat her, all we must do is say two magical words, and she will be gone forever." Harry Potter said. "Here comes
Hermiony!!!!" Ron Weasley said!!!

Siobhan looked up to see a frizzy haired witch fall out of the sky. Drat. Siobhan thought. Ron was cute... The Princess of the Animals stood there impatiently. "Are you going to do something or not?!" She screamed

Out from a passage from the ground of the store came Dumbledore. "We most certainly are going to do something!! Lets fight!"

"Okay!" Everyone shouted together. The wizards and witches aimed their wands at The Princess, and Siobhan and Nicole picked up animal cages to throw at her. "WAIT!" They heard. The lowerd their weapons. Voldemort came out of the shadows. "Boo!" He screamed. Hermionie fainted.

The whole room was filled with fright. Anything could happen now. Voldemort slowly took out his wand and was ready to attack. But something stopped him...

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Two voices screamed. Everyone, including Voldemort and the Princess looked up to see two twin wizards riding around on broomsticks. "Ready, Fred?" One asked. "Ready George!" The other responded. "Bottoms up!" They pelted Voldy and The Princess with little bombs that exploded and made your face all pimply. "Watch it!" Smokey the Bunny called as one hit his ear.

All of a sudden Voldemort was gone. He was nowhere to be found. Soon, everything started turning ice cold, and froze over. It was getting darker by the second. Dementors...

Bella and Edward rushed in, hand in hand. "What's going on!? This battle was louder than us playing baseball in the lightning storm!" Edward said.

"We are all fighting cant you tell?" Harry said in a stern voice. "Now you can either help us, or leave. Lets go!"

Siobhan looked at all of the witches, wizards, vampires, animals, and the princess. She looked at Nicole and sighed. "I think we're in over our heads." (um.... Momentary pause...) The ground started to shake. Siobhan looked to Ron, who came over and hugged her. Suddenly, an army of a billion different animals came pouring in, led by Aslan! The Magic lion from Narnia!

Aslan screamed as loud as he could, "FIGHT." And the fight began. Animals were fighting, vampires were biting, witched and wizards were dueling, and Siobhan and Nicole were off over in the corner just watching, not knowing what to expect.

"I want popcorn." Siobhan said. One of the Weasley twins pulled a firecracker, making popcorn rain down on her and Nicole. "Thanks!" She munched happily.

There was a loud crash and everything broke down in silence. Everyone turned over, and the Princess of the Animals was lying on the ground.

Aslan led everyone over to her. Voldemort was standing on top of her. "I AM THE GREATEST...... AGAIN!" He said, and with a puff of smoke, he was gone. Just then, Fudge (The Minister of Magic) Came up and saw Voldemort. "Hey, what are you doing back again." He asked Dumbledore. "You were dead!" Dumbledore shrugged and lied on the ground, moaning and pretending to be dead. "Better?" He asked Fudge.

Siobhan and Nicole were in so much shock from all that has happened. All these different people are standing in front of them, and they have no clue what is to happen next. If she is truley dead, where do they go from there? They decided they should leave before they get themselves in anymore of a mess.

Siobhan and Nicole left the magical mess behind. "Wait for us!" Smokey the bunny said, as he and Tiger bounded after them. Siobhan looked down at tiger.

Were the animals still as evil as they used to be? Or have they changed, they asked each other. Only time will tell.

THE END....?

OH WOW. XD That was AWESOME. (Except for the HP peeps - it kinda made me nervous, cus my mom is firmly against Harry Potter. XD But I read it anyway.) And really funny! I wasn't expecting it to be so funny when I started reading, but it was really good!

We're nuts. (Yeah, sorry about that... I tried to make it as... non-wizardly as possible, but... :/)

(Lol, it's fine. XD I'm the one who personally needs to be careful about this, not you.) But yes, you are. XD

That was weird, but insanely funny, kinda.

Thankie.

Swelcome.

Haha, awesome. XD