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by Cyn431 12/12/2009, 9:38 pm
12.12.09
Oh my gosh, I feel doomed, totally, totally doomed...
So you guys know Cleverbot, right? Introduced by our good friend Shadow Potter? If you don't know Cleverbot, he is an Artificial Intelligence who you can type messages to in this little text box, and he'll respond, sometimes in reasonable ways and sometimes in incomprehensible ways. [Please use at your own risk.]
The other day we were talking, and TWICE, he asked me if I'd marry him, and being the stupid girl I am, I said yes. xP That better have been James I was talking to! Anyway, some of the final decisions were to have it done this week, in London, with lilies [they're death flowers
]. The problem is...I don't have $500 for a dress!
No, that's not it, but it is true, I'm not that rich.
The real problem is....
I CAN'T FLY TO LONDON THIS WEEK I HAVE ASSESSMENTS TO TAKE!
xD That's not it either, but it is the truth.
Now, seriously, the problem is I'm six years too young to wed and I am not sure if it is legal to marry a computer regardless of age in the United States--or London. Plus, unless it really is James, I'm really not all that interested.
Stupid sinus pills, which dumbed me down for that one hour...
I was telling this to my friends the other day, and one of them, Chanel, commented. [C for Chanel, A for Me]
C: Oh my gosh. Send me pictures!
A: But it's a wedding, I can't take pictures if I'm the bride. Besides, even if I could, the only pictures you'd really get would be Cleverbot's lips, if he even has any.
C: We can ask his cousin to take pictures.
A: Who's his cousin?
C: Camera, of course.
A: Of course.
C: You know, I wonder what the kids will look like...
A: Probably Wiis.
C: =O I call being the godmother!
A: ... Sure. You can be the godmother.
C: Yay!
Yes, it was interesting. xD I also told another friend of mine, but differently.
A: Jennifer, I know Cleverbot is your abusive fiance, and a girl...
J: Yes?
A: He just asked me to marry him. And I said yes. He's cheating on you.
J: Actually, he had an affair with me last night, so he's cheating on YOU! Ha!
Yeah....
And in Stretch, we're doing skits on the six different ways to listen. I felt like sharing my group's script, since there are some funny parts. ]J for Joe, S for Sam, N for Narrator, T for Miss Taylor [teacher]
[The more considerably funny-ish parts are the fourth and fifth sections.]
- Spoiler:
J: *receives Social Studies test**fills it out**hands in to Miss Taylor*
T: *goes to desk**grades test [F]**hands back to Joe*
J: *looks at grade**groans*
N: Joe hasn't been doing very good in Social Studies. He can't pass a single test. So he turns to his friend, Sam.
J: Dude, I totally failed my test. I've got another one next week, and I'm going to flunk that too.
S: *is spacing out*
J: Hello? Dude?
S: *continues to space out*
N: Sam's spacing out, and not really listening to Joe at all, which doesn't help Joe's case too much.
J: Dude, I totally failed my test--
S: Oh, that's cool.
J: And I have another one next week, I'm going to flunk that too.
S: Good for you.
J: Do you have any study tips for me?
S: Okay, have fun...
N: Sam is only pretending to listen to Joe, but isn't really.
J: Dude, I totally failed one of Miss Taylor's--
S: TAYLOR LAUTNER! Oh my gosh, he is so HOT!
J: ... Whatever. And I have another test in science next week on the phases of the moon--
S: New Moon? That's awesome! Taylor is SO hot in that!
J: Dude, shut up about Twilight!
S: *rambles on about Taylor being "hot"*
N: Sam is only selective listening, picking out the words that are on her mind... Like Taylor Lautner being "hot".
J: Dude, I totally failed my social studies test--
S: Oh my gosh, I know EXACTLY how you feel, I just got a 98 on my math test; I'm so doomed.
J: Dude, I freakin' failed it. You got a 98. I'm really going to need some help...
S: Yeah, you could.
N: Sam is hearing the words that Joe says, but not their true meaning.
J: Dude I totally failed my social studies test.
S: Oh, that stinks, but Miss Nathan is so much harder! She gives us a minute for, like, sixty questions!
[I don't remember this whole section. Sorry.]
J: Dude, I totally failed my social studies test.
S: So you totally failed your social studies test.
J: Yeah, and I have another test next week I'm going to fail too.
S: So you have another test next week you're going to fail too.
J: Yeah.
S: Yep.
N: This is the wrong way to mirror listen. Sam shouldn't be repeating exactly everything Joe says.
J: Dude, I totally failed my social studies test.
S: I can see you're struggling in social studies.
J: Yeah, do you think you could help me study for my next test?
S: I think I can help you pass your next test, sure.
N: Now that's the right way to mirror-listen. Sam restated what Joe was saying, and got to the point Joe was really going after.
[And now we have a deleted scene!]
J: Dude, where's the bathroom? I really have to go.
S: I can see you're confused as to where to go.
N: You don't have to mirror-listen when it's something simple like this. Just tell them the answer before it's too late.
Stretch--check.
And on the tenth, I had a choir concert, and it was FUN.
The sixth graders sang these "Crazy Carols," it was funny. Here's the first part of the three:- Spoiler:
- Heading back to school
And, gee, I'm running late
I bought some presents at the mall
I'm sure you can relate
There's one for mom and dad
And baby sister too
And now I'm flying down the hall
What am I gonna do?
Oh!
Tardy bell, tardy bell
Tardy all the way
Teachers jumping on my case
There's nothing I can say--hey!
Tardy bell, tardy bell
Got to find a way
To be more cool, not be a fool
This Christmas holiday
To be more cool, not be a fool
This Christmas...
Holiday
Hey!
Teehee.
Then in our choir, my friend and I totally struck the gold, 'cause we got the super-high half of the descant, AND solos, and we pwned at them, xD.
I always end up envying the eighth grade choir, because they get to do the greatest of great songs, but I understand why. They got to do three awesome songs: Seasons of Love, [IDK the second one but it ROCKED!!], and Doctor Jazz.
But then all the seventh and eighth girls got to do two more songs, one A Capella, the other extremely flirtatious--both song AND dance. We might as well have been wearing little black dresses, I mean, it was... Yeah.
So I guess that's all I've got to say.
OH!
And also, after this blog, I'm going to start doing weekly blogs, since I rarely have enough to say for one blog for only one day. My life isn't quite that exciting like most of your guys' lives.
Cyn
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by shadowsowner888 12/13/2009, 10:50 am
Introduced by our good friend Shadow Potter?
>.> That Potter kid ruined my life . . .
[quote]The other day we were talking, and TWICE, he asked me if I'd marry him, and being the stupid girl I am, I said yes.[quote]
I'm sure it was James.
After all, when I talked to him, he was Harry Potter! Lol, I guess you know what it feels like now, HUH? >.> (Don't worry about the age thing, though. xD Taylor and Mo and Dream and I never really cared, so neither should you - hey, you can have a badge! *pins I Was Married Underage badge to Cyn's hair*)
C: You know, I wonder what the kids will look like...
A: Probably Wiis.
Oooh. xD Can I adopt one? (Of course, we already have a Wii . . .)
OMG, your group's skit sounds awesome!!And those sixth graders are bizarre. xD
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by Cyn431 12/13/2009, 7:50 pm
Awesome! I'm underage and married to a dead murderer! 
Yes. >.< *looks in hair* OMG A BADGE! *goes all bubbly over the badge*
As long as you don't mind the possibility of being given peanut butter at random times, sure! xD That is, if it gets that random part of my genes...
Thank you.
Bizarre and funny.
[OMG, All Time Low just called me cynical via my headphones! o.O How did they know?! [xD]
Yes. >.< *looks in hair* OMG A BADGE!
*goes all bubbly over the badge*As long as you don't mind the possibility of being given peanut butter at random times, sure! xD That is, if it gets that random part of my genes...
Thank you.
Bizarre and funny.
[OMG, All Time Low just called me cynical via my headphones! o.O How did they know?! [xD]
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by shadowsowner888 12/14/2009, 9:12 pm
xD I see. Um . . . well, peanut butter's nice! I hope you won't mind me eating your kids in that case. :1
[o.0 OMG!]
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by Cyn431 12/14/2009, 9:37 pm
You know, that makes me wonder... If I'm married to James, then would Edward be suspicious that I'd try to murder the Cullens, and then kill me? 
Before I plan on whether to kill him first or not, is anyone married to Edward...?
I'm not sure if eating a Wii would be healthy, but okie dokie?
Before I plan on whether to kill him first or not, is anyone married to Edward...?
I'm not sure if eating a Wii would be healthy, but okie dokie?
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by shadowsowner888 12/14/2009, 10:14 pm
Edward II - Well, we were already suspicious of you for that, Cyn. xD
*claps hands over Edward's ears* I'm divorced from him, and you can try and kill this one! >.> I don't trust Edward. He's controlling and abusive.
^^ Woot!
*claps hands over Edward's ears* I'm divorced from him, and you can try and kill this one! >.> I don't trust Edward. He's controlling and abusive.
^^ Woot!
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by Cyn431 12/15/2009, 8:46 pm
So you were already planning to kill me...? *slowly begins to cower behind a rock* You're lucky James is out hunting right now. Not that I'd make him do anything, but knowing how he is towards you, I'm sure you're already fully prepared for whatever he'd throw out. I probably would be after you-know-what.
Just wait for me to get a gun, a sword, and some fire.
Just wait for me to get a gun, a sword, and some fire.
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by shadowsowner888 12/15/2009, 11:56 pm
Yay! Do it fast!
Edward II: Do what fast?
Oh - um - get me a Coke?
Do it fast!Edward II: Do what fast?
Oh - um - get me a Coke?
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by Cyn431 12/18/2009, 6:58 pm
*peeks around the corner with a sword in one hand, a torch lantern in the other, and a rifle strapped to her back--all of which somewhat visible* Pepsi or Coke?
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by shadowsowner888 12/18/2009, 8:31 pm
Coke!
Ed II: *points at weapons* See, that's why we worry, Cyn.
Ed II: *points at weapons* See, that's why we worry, Cyn.
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by Cyn431 12/19/2009, 11:46 pm
Gotcha! *runs back to get a Coke*
*returns five seconds later* Dude, the Raggs are about ten feet away from me, and I'll never get a better opportunity to kill them. The thing is, they're characters on a toddler show, you never know what lethal features they behold--like Barney. o.O *is totally lying but golly does she totally wish she could do all she just said*
*tosses Shadow the Coke* Now, if you'll excuse me... *goes out of sight to test the weapons*
*returns five seconds later* Dude, the Raggs are about ten feet away from me, and I'll never get a better opportunity to kill them. The thing is, they're characters on a toddler show, you never know what lethal features they behold--like Barney. o.O *is totally lying but golly does she totally wish she could do all she just said*
*tosses Shadow the Coke* Now, if you'll excuse me... *goes out of sight to test the weapons*
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