Purplepassion

Once, there was a little boy who learned a new word from his friend. He wanted to know what it meant, so he said to his teacher, "Teacher, I learned a new word, and I want to know what it means."

"Okay, what is it?" she asked.

"Purplepassion."

She gasped. "Young man, you go to the principle's office right now!"

So he does. "Well, young man, what are you doing here?" the principal asked. "You're not usually a troublemaker!"

"Well, you see, I learned this new word, and I wanted to know what it meant. So I asked the teacher, and she sent me here."

"All right, well, what's the word?"

"Purplepassion."

He gasps. "That's it, young man, you're expelled! Go home to your mother!"

So he does.

"What are you doing home, son?" his mom asks. "Shouldn't you be in school?"

"Well, you see, I learned this new word, and I wanted to know what it meant. So I asked the teacher, and she sent me to the principal's office. I asked the principal, and he kicked me out of the school, and now I'm here."

"All right, well, what's the word?"

"Purplepassion."

She gasps. "That's it, young man, you go talk to your father!"

So he does.

"What are you doing here, son? You're not supposed to interrupt me while I'm working, but what do you want?"

"Well, you see, I learned this new word, so I wanted to know what it meant. I asked the teacher and she sent me to the principal's office, so I asked the principal and he kicked me out of the school, so I asked my mom and she sent me here."

"All right, well, what's the word?"

"Purplepassion."

The father gasps. "That's it, young man, you're kicked out of this house!"

So the boy packs up his belongings and leaves. As he's walking down the road, he sees a truck passing, so he waves. The driver pulls over and lets the boy on.

"Say, what're you doing out on the streets? Shouldn't you be in school?" the truck driver asks.

"Well, you see, I learned this new word, so I wanted to know what it meant. I asked the teacher and she sent me to the principal's office, so I asked the principal and he kicked me out of the school, so I asked my mom and she sent me to my dad, and I asked him and he kicked me out of the house."

"All right, well, what's the word?"

"Purplepassion."

So the truck driver pulls out a gun and shoots the boy dead. He goes to heaven and meets Saint Peter.

"What are you doing here, young man? We weren't expecting you for a few more years!" Saint Peter says.

"Well, you see, I learned this new word, so I wanted to know what it meant. I asked the teacher and she sent me to the principal's office, so I asked the principal and he kicked me out of the school, so I asked my mom and she sent me to my dad, and I asked him and he kicked me out of the house, and I asked this truck driver and he shot me."

"All right, well, what's the word?"

"Purplepassion."

Peter gasps. "That's it, you're going to Jesus!"

So he does.

"What are you doing here, young man?" Jesus asks kindly.

"Well, you see, I learned this new word, so I wanted to know what it meant. I asked the teacher and she sent me to the principal's office, so I asked the principal and he kicked me out of the school, so I asked my mom and she sent me to my dad, and I asked him and he kicked me out of the house, and I asked this truck driver and he shot me, and I asked Saint Peter and he sent me to you."

"All right, well, what's the word?"

"Purplepassion."

Jesus gasps. "That's it, you're going to [heck]!"

So he does. When in heck, the boy meets a demon.

"What are you doing here, young man? We weren't expecting you at all!" the demon exclaims.

"Well, you see, I learned this new word, so I wanted to know what it meant. I asked the teacher and she sent me to the principal's office, so I asked the principal and he kicked me out of the school, so I asked my mom and she sent me to my dad, and I asked him and he kicked me out of the house, and I asked this truck driver and he shot me, and I asked Saint Peter and he sent me to Jesus, and I asked Jesus and he sent me here."

"All right, well, what's the word?"

"Purplepassion."

The demon gasps. "That's it, you're going to Satan!"

So he does.

"Oh, how nice to see you, young man!" Satan says. "What do you want?"

"Well, you see, I learned this new word, so I wanted to know what it meant. I asked the teacher and she sent me to the principal's office, so I asked the principal and he kicked me out of the school, so I asked my mom and she sent me to my dad, and I asked him and he kicked me out of the house, and I asked this truck driver and he shot me, and I asked Saint Peter and he sent me to Jesus, and I asked Jesus and he sent me to heck, and I asked this demon and he sent me to you."

"All right, well, what's the word?"

"Purplepassion."

Satan seems surprised. "Hey, that's the name of my car!"

Oh my goosh! Thats so dang funny! I've heard it before but the ending wasnt as good. Funny!

x3 I'm glad you enjoyed it! What was the ending of the one you've heard?

...Purplepassion...
Why?
(That is rhetorical question.)

Satan's got odd taste.

xDDDDD

That was funny.

Oh, Gosh. That's making me crack up. xDD

I don't think I get it....I didn't laugh....xD

x3 Ikr, Leah?

Lol, it's really just a dumb joke, Saddle. xD I laugh because it's so pointless.

Ok then xD

Lol, alrighty then... I don't get why it's funny, but I still laughed.

I laughed, but I don't get it.
Why would a boy get shot for saying the name of Satan's car?

xD That's exactly it! There really isn't much to get. It's just pointless.

I heard a joke like that!! Except the boy didn't get shot and the word was different. And it ends in a question.

Ooh, how does yours go? :3

I'll post it tomorrow. I have to get off to eat dinner then I'm going to church. Plus, my sister's kicking me off the computer so she can get on.

All right. ^^ I understand!

xD I know, aren't they? (Lol, yes, I agree. xD)

Oh well, that's okay. XD I hate to say it, but Jesus isn't the funniest part anyway.

Funny!

lol ummmm. XD

This is hilarious. XDD

I've heard that before kinda but it's a different version. I'm sooo posting it :3