What Are Twins For? -A Bones Fanfic.

Writing this after being very far into it on another forum. If you want to read ahead, go to www.fox.com/bones click on the Official Bones Forum link on the bottom of the page, go to the search box, and type "What Are Twins For?" My username is "OshibonniLuv". If it doesn't show up, then click on the Fan Fiction PG13 and Under section in the side bar, and look for "What Are Twins For?" If it still doesn't doesn't appear, then go down to the section that says "Spoiler Section". Underneath that says "Next 50". Click that, and keep looking!
If you do read ahead, please don't post any spoilers in here. Say, "You did a good job in Chapter-" Whatever. I'll know what you mean.

ENJOY!!!!

CHAPTER 2

"Miyu, Alice, you don't mind baby-sitting Parker tonight, do you?" Seeley asked over the webcam.
"Of course not, Bambi. We love Parker," Alice yelled from the kitchen, digging out her half-eaten wasabi bomb. "Ha! I found it!"
I rolled my eyes. "Do you know where your chopsticks are?"
Pause. Then, "Argh!"
I looked back at the screen. "Yeah, it's fine. You can bring him over whenever."
He sighed with relief. "Thank you."
"You got a hot date tonight?" Alice shouted jokingly.
"No!" He denied it a little too vehemently.
Alice came into the room, eating the rest of her wasabi bomb. "Is it Bren?" This time she was serious.
"We're just partners," he said, blushing.
"So it is!" I laughed triumphantly.
He glared and clicked off the screen.
"You can feel the love, can't you?" Alice remarked, amused. She flopped onto the couch.
"Be careful! Wasabi stains don't come out and that's a really expensive couch!" I warned her. I glanced around our apartment. Seeley told me it was bigger that Dr. Brennan's, and I believed him. Our parents had been wealthy, but Alice and I were pratically drowning in money. We're only 21, but we've had a lot of success. We write novels and draw manga, design clothes and own a record company called 'Tokyo Onii Records'. We work at the Jeffersonian because in high school our uncle was murdered and we promised ourselves we would get even. Now we are.
"So, Monopoly again?" Alice asked, taking her plate to the sink.
"Naw, I'm gonna hook up Rock Band for him."
I pulled a quarter out of my pocket.
"Heads I sing; tails you drum."
"I'm not stupid, Onii-Chan."
'Onii-Chan' means 'older sister' in Japanese, which we're both fluent in.
"Fine. Heads me; tails you." I flipped the coin. "Heads!"
We set up all the equipment to our flat screen. After everything was connected, I curled up on the couch with my laptop. From there I began typing my new novel furiously. I stopped when Alice's angel voice started. She was getting in her mic time before Parker came and I took it. I laughed when I heard the song. It was one of the ones we had written about Alice in Wonderland. This was Parker's favorite song, because it 'reminded him of a girl in his class'. He didn't know it was one of our songs. After twenty minutes of this there was a knock at the door. Alice darted over and pulled it open.
"Alice!" Parker flung his arms around my sister's waist.
"Hey, blondie," she said, hugging him back.
I set my laptop down and sidled over. "'Sup, curls?"
"The sky, flames." We bumped knuckles.
Seeley tapped his son's head. "Be good for your cousins, Park."
"Yeah, Dad."
With that Seeley left.

*giggles*

Whoo-Hoo! I can comment on HERE now!

{Yes. Yes, you can. You just have to wait until I catch up like it is on the forums for anyone who reads it to know what you're talking about.}

Gyaha. Okay okay.

Soory, it sucks, I know.
You could always put it in a spoiler.

*headtilt*

Huh?
It doesn't stink....

That the BY one is farther ahead, DoDo.

Ooh.
You want me to help then? *headtilt*

If you could post Chapter Three, that'd be great!
I'm on my mom's desktop, so I can't access it right now.

Kay!
I give you.... Chapter Three!
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CHAPTER 3

Parker and I battled it out on the guitar unitl our fingers were sore. He still won.

"Okay, okay, you got me beat," I told him, laughing. "Now try Alice."

She eagerly took the guitar from my hands.

Yet somehow he still won. It was amazing.

"You're gonna be a rock star when you grow up," she told him. He was positively glowing.

"Alice, will you sing my song?"

"Of course, Blondie." She smiled.

Parker set down the guitar and came over to where I was sitting on the couch. He climbed into my lap.

As he watched her, mesmerized, his eyelids slowly started to droop. A few seconds later he was snoring softly.

I laughed. "Alice, you have a lullaby voice."

"You know it, sista!"

I rolled my eyes. "He's asleep. What time is it? Why isn't Seeley back?"

"It's 10:16, and you know I exactly why he's not back." She gave me a meaningful look.

As if on cue, there was a knock at the door. "Perfect timing. Can you get it?" I gestured towards the sleeping child in my arms.

"Yeah, sure." She went over and yanked it open.

"Rebecca?"

She was genuinely surprised.

"Hi," Rebecca said uncomfortably. She never really knew us that well. "I just got a call from Seeley, and he was really upset. Something happened with work, and he needs you both at the lab. Something about an agent getting killed and the 'squints' can't be short on staff right now. I came to get Parker. Has he eaten?"

"Uh, yeah, we fed him a while ago," Alice said, still shocked. "Right now he's asleep, though. Hey, Miyu! Wake him up and bring him out here, please."

I gently shook him awake. "Hey, Park, bud, your mom's here."

He rubbed his eyes with his knuckles. "My mom? Where's my dad? Did he get a big case?"

I nodded and led him out to Rebecca.

"Thank you," she said. "Really." She left.

"So," I said to Alice. "I guess we go to the lab."

She went to get her coat on. "Ready to roll, Agent Miyu." She shot me with her finger-gun and blew away the imaginary smoke.

I laughed. "I'm not the agent, Seeley is. I'm a forensic anthropologist," I said proudly. "And I bet you don't have your security pass."

She patted her pockets. "Darn, you're right. If it weren't for you, Onii-Chan, I would probably leave my butt sitting somewhere."

"True that," I muttered, walking out.

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

*nudge nudge* A Lavender Balloon.......





















































































































xD

{I need to read ahead...}

Yeah, you do, but the BY has become Read-Only. I think The Lab is open now, though.

Oh okay...

I think the link is at the home page now.