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Airplane
by shadowsowner888 3/6/2010, 9:57 am
Once, there were these people on an airplane . . .
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- Suddenly, the pilot came into the back and screamed, "We're all gonna die! The plane is crashing!" At that moment, the the bottom of the plane scraped against the Empire State Building and broke off, so everyone had to hold onto these straps from the ceiling.
"We need somebody to jump!" a man shouted. "Or else we'll all die!"
"I'll jump!" a little girl called. Everyone was so touched that they started clapping.
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- Suddenly, the pilot came into the back and screamed, "We're crashing! Everyone, quick, throw something off the plane!"
There was a French man there, eating a croissant. As he tossed if off the plane, he said, "Oh, no big loss. We have enough of these in France."
There was an Italian, too. He was eating a pizza. As he tossed it off the plane, he said, "Oh, no big loss. We have enough of these in Italy."
Finally, there was an American. He took the Mexican sitting next to him and threw him off the plane, saying, "Oh, no big loss. We have enough of these in America."
NOTE: Sorry if this offends you. xD For the record, I'm Mexican!
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- Suddenly, the pilot came and yelled, "We're all gonna die! If any of us are to survive, someone has to jump off the plane so we don't crash!"
So, first of all, an Englishman jumps off. As he falls, he yells, "God save the queen of England!"
Then, a Frenchman jumps off. As he falls, he yells, "God save the Eiffel Tower!"
Finally, a sumo wrestler jumps off. As he falls, he yells, "God save the person I land on!"
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- Suddenly, the pilot came back and screamed, "We're gonna crash! Quick, everyone throw some luggage off so we'll survive!"
There were three men on the plane at that moment. So, the first one threw a plate of spaghetti out the window, the second a brick, and the third a grenade. Later, they landed safely, so the three men went for a walk.
As they went along, they found three boys. Two were crying, and one was laughing.
"Why are you crying?" they asked the first boy.
"Because I was just walking along when a plate of spaghetti fell on my head!"
"Why are you crying?" they asked the second boy.
"Because I was just walking along when a brick fell on my head!"
"Why are you laughing?" they asked the third boy.
"Because when I farted, my neighbor's house blew up!"
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Re: Airplane
by SaddleClub 3/8/2010, 1:28 am
I told my mom the first one and she said, "Smart girl, stupid people." xD
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Re: Airplane
by rattyjol 3/8/2010, 3:41 am
Haha, awesome. xD I love the last one. "Because when I farted, my neighbor's house blew up." 
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Re: Airplane
by shadowsowner888 3/8/2010, 7:32 pm
Quite, Saddle! :3
Lol, ikr, Ratty?! xD That still gets to me, even though I heard it like five years ago.
Lol, ikr, Ratty?! xD That still gets to me, even though I heard it like five years ago.
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Re: Airplane
by FOREIGN?! 3/8/2010, 10:40 pm
That little girl in the first one is so evil. >83 Hehe. These made me laugh so much, especially the last one. But, if a brick fell on your head from that high wouldn't you like, die? 
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Re: Airplane
by shadowsowner888 3/8/2010, 10:43 pm
xDD Lol, yush.
Well, there's another version where the brick kid got knocked out, but I got lazy. :3
(Gri comments: Why don't you test it and tell us?
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Well, there's another version where the brick kid got knocked out, but I got lazy. :3
(Gri comments: Why don't you test it and tell us?
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Re: Airplane
by Cyn431 3/30/2010, 10:37 pm
I think I get the first one, and yet I don't...? xP Blame my age and time of posting.
Anyway, the others were hysterical. I'm so telling my friends the second and fourth one. I dunno who will get the third from me. (Maybe I could change the sumo wrestler to this one annoying dude in my class... 
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Anyway, the others were hysterical.
I'm so telling my friends the second and fourth one. I dunno who will get the third from me. (Maybe I could change the sumo wrestler to this one annoying dude in my class... )
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Re: Airplane
by Mrs. Amazon E Cullen 3/30/2010, 10:42 pm
OMG that was soooo funnyy!!!!!
About the first one, I don't get it....if they were clapping but holding onto the strap thingies, wouldn't they fall? Or was it something where the girl was jumping onto the Empire State building to survive? LOL
About the first one, I don't get it....if they were clapping but holding onto the strap thingies, wouldn't they fall? Or was it something where the girl was jumping onto the Empire State building to survive? LOL
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Re: Airplane
by Jesus4Eternity 3/31/2010, 7:48 am
Quick question: How do you get a bomb past airplane security? xD
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Re: Airplane
by rattyjol 3/31/2010, 11:44 am
That's a good question. xD Maybe it was a military plane?
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Re: Airplane
by shadowsowner888 3/31/2010, 1:54 pm
Well, Cyn, if they clap they can't be hanging on, can they? ^^ The whole thing is that while the girl said she'd jump, everyone else ended up jumping.
I'm glad you liked them!
Maybe Iggy or Gazzy did it. xD
I'm glad you liked them!
Maybe Iggy or Gazzy did it. xD
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Re: Airplane
by amrgirl 3/31/2010, 4:09 pm
I love those. I've heard the 2nd and 4th before, but the 3rd was epic. And it took me a moment to get the first one.
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Re: Airplane
by Jesus4Eternity 4/2/2010, 11:19 am
shadowsowner888 wrote:Well, Cyn, if they clap they can't be hanging on, can they? ^^ The whole thing is that while the girl said she'd jump, everyone else ended up jumping.
I'm glad you liked them!
Maybe Iggy or Gazzy did it. xD
Good point.
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Re: Airplane
by Komoda 4/8/2010, 1:34 am
Ahaha, these made my life. XD Especially the 1st and 3rd one. XD
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