An Untitled Poem About Food

Dear anyone reading this,
If you are offended by a certain starred out word being present regardless of the fact that I have censored it, I am sorry, but I can't think of any rhyme to replace it. If this is a problem, I am open to fixing it ASAP.
Sincerely,
Jesus

An Untitled Poem About Food

Peanut butter
Chocolate milk
Chips, banana, Ding Dongs

Cheese pizza
Watermelons
Applesauce and croutons

Cupcake
Fudge brownie
Cookie dough ice cream

Belgian waffle
Cinnamon buns
Orange, juicy tangerine

I like to eat
I eat all day
I don't care how much I weigh

Midnight snack
Dental plaque
Now I crave a Big Mac

Oh my God
Am I obese?
Should I stop eating so much grease?

What the hey,
It's not so bad
Leave dieting for another day

Procrastination
That's my name
I'm an expert at that game

Wait, oh no
Can this be happening?
Hold on, I need another buffalo wing...

What was I saying?
Oh, can you believe it?
Doctor said I'm really unfit

You know what he said?
I should go on a diet
Well I just think that's ********

Who cares if I weigh three hundred pounds
"It's my life, it's now or never.
I ain't gonna live forever!"

Ahh, I know what the starred out part is. xDD

Lol, as long as we're not seeing the actual word, I don't see a problem with it. That's a hilarious poem! I love the last part especially - that's one way of interpreting It's My Life. xD

That made me laugh It sounds like something a friend of mine would write. Anyway, it's good to have some funny poems, I think they are needed.

Lol. XD I love humerous poems! [As well a dark poems] I needed a good laugh, so... thanks!

Haha, thanks guys. I was inspired by my dinner.

And if anyone wants to think of another title..."an untitled poem about food" was pretty much a cop-out. I was too lazy to think of one.

That made me really hungry, although I just ate chocolate chip pancakes.

...I'm just glad that I don't weigh over three-hundred pounds...yet. x)

Awesome, Jesus.