Purpleflower

Once there was a little boy. He was running late for school, so when he got there, he was running through the halls. He ran into another little boy on his way to class. While he was helping the other boy pick up his books, the other boy looked at him and said, "Purpleflower?" The little boy running late was confused.
"What?" he said.
"Nothing," said the other boy.
When the little boy got to class, his teacher asked him why he was late. "I was running to get here on time, but I bumped into this other boy who said, 'purpleflower'," he said.
"What did you just say?" the teacher asked.
"Purpleflower?" the boy aswered.
"That's it! Go to the principal's office!" she said
When the little boy got to the principal's office, the principal asked him, "What are you doing here?" he asked
"I was going to be late for class, so I was running through the halls when I bumped into this other boy. I told the teacher that, and also that the boy said, 'purpleflower'."
"What did you just say?" said the principal.
"Purpleflower?" the little boy answered.
"That's it! You're expelled! Get out of my school!"
When the boy got home his mother asked him why he was home so early. "I was going to be late for school, so I was running through the halls when I ran into this other boy. I told the teacher, and she sent me to the principle. I told the principal, and he expelled me. All because I said 'purpleflower'," he said.
"What did you just say?" his mother asked.
"Purpleflower?" the boy answered.
"That's it! Go to your room, and stay there until your father gets home!"
So the little boy went to his room. When his father got home, he knocked on the little boy's door and then walked in.
"What's this all about, son?" the boy's father asked.
"I was going to be late for school, so I was running through the halls when I ran into this other boy. I told the teacher, and she sent me to the principal. I told the principal, and he expelled me. I told mom, and sent me to my room. All because I said 'purpleflower'."
"What did you just say?" his father asked.
"Purpleflower?" the little boy answered.
"That's it! Get out of my house!"
The little boy packed his bags and left. After thinking about it for a while, the little boy decided he would go to his grandmother's house. When he got there, his grandmother asked him why he was there.
"I was going to late for class, so I was running down the halls when I ran into this other boy. I told the teacher, and she sent me to the principal. I told the principal, and he expelled me. I told my mom, and she sent me to my room. I told my dad, and he kicked me out of the house. All because I said 'purpleflower'."
"What did you just say?" the boy's grandmother asked him.
"Purpleflower!" he answered.
"That's it! You're not allowed to speak that way in my house! Get out!"
While the boy was walking along the road, a police car came and pulled up beside him. "What are you doing out so late?" said the police officer.
"Well, I was going to be late for class, so I was running through the halls when I ran into this other boy. I told the teacher, and she sent me to the principal. I told the principal, and he expelled me. I told my mom, and she sent me to my room. I told my dad, and he kicked me out of the house. I went to my grandma's house and told her, and she kicked me out of her house. all because I said 'purpleflower'."
"What did you just say?" the police officer asked.
"Purpleflower!" the little boy answered.
"That's it! You're coming back to the station!"
The little boy sat in the police station for hours, wondering what he did wrong. After a while, the cop who'd arrested him came to talk to him. "I asked my superior, and he said we can't hold you here. You're free to go," the officer said.
The little boy was leaving the police station, wondering where to go, when, BAM! he got hit by a bus. What's the moral of the story?

Not to repeat things you hear from other people?

Look both ways before you cross the street!

To learn to shut up, sometimes.

[[I dunno. XD]]

Never say the word -bleeeeeeeep-

Like Singapore! I come from Singapore, and we have absolutely no rights to free speech there. If we want to say something, we have to choose from a list of ten different things. Some options include, "Fantastic!", "I love you," "good morning," "I'm happy," and "you are so kind".

That'd be interesting. but I don't think that would be on the list of approved things to say.

That's fake, right Shadow? xD Just making sure.

I love you. Good morning.

(Just kidding. xD Yes, but shh!! Don't tell anyone!)

Of course, you can't tell people you're going to shoot them, either. ^^ However, you can say, "You deserve it!" which is close enough.