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Post by Avé 4/7/2010, 11:34 pm

So, these are a few (slightly corny) jokes our English teacher tells us. ^^

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
CARGO BEEP BEEP.

How do you catch a rare rabbit?
Unique up on it!

.. and how do you catch a domestic rabbit?
The tame way

So, this french fry walks into a restaurant, and asks for a hamburger. Guess what the man at the counter says?
"Sorry, we don't serve food."

GOD TEXTS THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg's

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?


There will be more coming. nod


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Post by shadowsowner888 4/7/2010, 11:34 pm

OHYAY! Very Happy I know these!
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Post by Sharkbait 4/7/2010, 11:36 pm

I do too!

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Post by Avé 4/7/2010, 11:37 pm

xDD I'm trying to remember the other ones she told us... hmm.

OH YEAH. -goes to add another one-
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Post by Sharkbait 4/7/2010, 11:43 pm

xD *laughs*
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Post by Komoda 4/8/2010, 1:29 am

Wahaha! Oh my gosh, magnificent, Ave. Especially the last one! It took me a while to understand. XD
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Post by rattyjol 4/8/2010, 2:16 am

Haha, niiiiice. xD
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Post by Mordor 4/8/2010, 2:30 am

xD Sounds like something my teacher would tell us.
She loves jokes...
I like the second one ^^
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Post by shadowsowner888 4/8/2010, 12:42 pm

xDD Foooood! I'd serve food! Poor french fry . . . he seemed like such a nice guy, too.
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Post by PugsRock 4/8/2010, 4:01 pm

xD Very nice.
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Post by Malicious Nightmares 4/9/2010, 11:57 pm

Niiiiiiceeeeeee. XD cheesy
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Post by Cyn431 4/10/2010, 12:01 am

Niiiice. XD
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Post by Avé 5/17/2010, 12:03 am

Haha. Very Happy
New one added.
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Post by rattyjol 5/17/2010, 12:09 am

Okay, I understood about half of that. xD Translation?
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Post by shadowsowner888 5/17/2010, 9:56 pm

XD That one's epic.
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Post by conich 7/25/2010, 1:36 am

Haha! I like the serve food one Very Happy
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Post by B 7/25/2010, 2:43 pm

The last one was hilarious. XD
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