Something funny/stupid my dad said

My dad said something funny/stupid, my dad's a little rough about SUPER fat people...(No offense anyone...) DON'T take this against you or anything, he doesn't really mean it towards kids, more like adults.

So these are things that happened last night/yesterday.=3

Dad: Wow that's one big cow.
Danika: Errr... dad, that's a human.
Dad: Close enough...

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Dad: Wow that's one fat guy
Danika: Dad, that's a woman
Dad: Holy cow

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Danika: Why are you backing up so slowly?
Dad: Because I don't want THAT thing to hit my car
Danika: Its a human..
Dad: Yeah, if I crash into that thing, it'll reck my car in one shot

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My dad's a little rough, huh?

Yep, he is, but it was sort of funny. xD

I know.XD He's always rough like that... speaking of rough.. DON'T poke him annoyingly... I tried that once, and he squashed my hand like a bug.XD

Haha, those are kinda mean but still funny. XP

This inspires me to post what my daddio said one time.

Then post it!

*smacks iGri with newspaper* NEVER say that about my dad. D= He's really nice to me, my friends, and my mom.. and.. his internet friends.. and..

LOL. That's funny. XD He does sound rough.

Only sometimes.

Ii still love your siggy. Brittany and Sasuke, right? Is that why you edited Sakura so much?XD

Your dad sounds really funny xD It would be better if he directed his funny-ness towards being nicer though... xD

He does.
Sometimes its teasing me though.XD Everything we watch a movie with a guy character, he says I have a crush on that character. Wich WOULDN'T because like I;ve mention, I've never crushed on ANY guy before. :

xD

Yeah. XD
Like NOW, its Draco Malfoy.. and others.XD