Twig's Evilest User?

*sigh* I'll just use my lightsaber.

*Eats sausage* Yum! 8D

I didn't delete one of Mia's votes.....

Maybee.....

Yess...

You are one crazy motorboat, seal.

MY DADDY HAS A SWORD. It's from being in the air force. He used it to cut the cake when he got married to my mommy.

xD

Seal: "Mo...If you touch near...I will send llamas to trample you, get an angry gorilla to throw you into a pond of piranhas, throw Light into a volcano, Add Narwhals to the pond, along with sharks, stingray, and electric eels. I will also fish you out and sprinkle with lemon pepper and then roast you over a fire then attach you to a fishing rod and send you into a cage of tigers that have not eaten in three days. >8|"

Foreign: "And Mo... touch Near one more times and I will slice off all of your limbs with a sword dipper in lemon then wrap you up in meat and dunk you in shark infested waters and then burn you up and send you to the sun so you can burn even more and then blow up the sun and then go into a different universe and then squish the universe you're in into oblivion. *-*"

Ah, but you've forgotten that since I have Light by my side, I also have Mikami, (who's covered by the insurance of the asylum by the way) so even when Light's killed, I will sic Mika-kun dearest on you all... >:3

Mikami: I'll tie you together with your own intestines, dip you in salt, feed your toesies to Hannibal Lecter, drizzle acid over you both, get a rabid elephant to trample you, send you over to the seven dwarfs so they can drown you in earl grey tea, have them beat on you some more for ruining their tea with acid, blood and elephant cooties, then feed your eyes to Ms. Komoda's rabbit, chop up the remains like sushi, sprinkle them with Nightshade, mold them into lollipops and feed it to Near.

I am so confused. xD

Mo: 'Cept, I'm untouchable, because I am a shinigami. Unlike you. And I can fly away with Near. ^^

Mikami: Except, I can still cut you up and torture you. You just won't die.

I can just flick you away like a little bug, because I am much bigger than you, smartypants. +_+

I know. I'm proud to be both crazy and evil-hey! I should make a who is the craziest user poll!

Mo: Oh I forgot one part! I will send Mikami to the sun and then shoot him with my RY3NO

Foreign: "I can just flick you away like a little bug, because I am much bigger than you, smartypants. +_+"

Mikami:
@Foreign: Pfft, not that much bigger. Ryuk's only like a foot taller than Light. And you're a giiiiirrl.

Seal: "Oh I forgot one part! I will send Mikami to the sun and then shoot him with my RY3NO"

-.- Mikami's nice and safe inside his asylum. >.> You can't touch 'em.
Light: Er... Then how can we hear him?
He's speaking through tin cans, obviously.

*looks down at Mikami* I can just see the tippy top of your head from up here. O.o

*Smiles* *Floats through asylum* AND NOW...

*Sets bombs inside* Floats out* BOOM!

I just love being a Shinigami |3

Mikami: See, now you're all just god modding. -.- *drags his charred remains into a corner and strikes up a conversation with a dust bunny*

...Dust bunnies are scary. *shudders*

*Purrs* Well, I AM a Death God xD

*Pounces on dust bunny* Got that mouse...wait....that wasn't a mouse, was it.

YOU KILLED THE DUST BUNNY, SEAL! o:

Mikami: *bursts into tears* YOU KILLED WOLFGANG! T.T

WOLFGANGGGG! D:

*Freaks out* NOOO! *Licks dustbunny*

Mikami: >.> You will pay.
Mello, I choose you!
*throws imaginary poke ball at Seal*

Oh sure, now you're sorry. >.>

@Mo - Woah, woah, woah... where does Mello come into this?

*Quotes BMNC pokemon parody seriously* NOOO! WOLFGANG, YOU WERE MY ONLY FRIEND!!!!