Dragon's Epic Freewriting~

Freewrite UNO!~
Title~ A Short Fictional E-Mail to Friend.

CBkicksChuckNorris: Whereee weereee you?

LordFroogle: Not at school...?

CBkicksChuckNorris: Oh. WASN'T BALDERDASH EPIC?! (grins madly)

LordFroogle: You bet!

CBkicksChuckNorris: I'm using mine for blackmail (MAWHAHAHA!)

LordFroogle: Should I be concerned....?

CBkicksChuckNorris: Nope.....(coughYeahcough)

LordFroogle: So....

CBkicksChuckNorris: You missed another Balderdash round today. MORE BLACKMAIL! (MWAHAHAHA!)

LordFroogle: -.-' Oy vey dude.

CBkicksChuckNorris: Hey,hey,hey!

LordFroogle: What?

CBkicksChuckNorris: Uhh.... HI!

LordFroogle: Our e-mails get weirder everyday.

CBkicksChuckNorris: That's why I looove them.(cackles)

LordFroogle: This calls for a toast!

CBkicksChuckNorris: But I just had a bagel dude.

LordFroogle: I'm not even going to answer that....

CBkicksChuckNorris: RAWR!

LordFroogle: Yeah, so... See you tomorrow?

CBkicksChuckNorris: I better. ROUND THREE OF BLACKMAILDASH!

LordFroogle: Balderdash.

CBkicksChuckNorris: I know (coughBlackmaildashcough)

Lordfroogle: Bye then.

CBkicksChuckNorris: Bye-bye! -head off to plan evil ideas for Balderdash blackmail-

Freewrite~Two!
Title~Yam Nahc

Yam Nahc (not Nam Yach) was your average, ordinary, everyday, unicorn person.

She loved to hang out with her best friend, Spy Pidgeon; who was a spy and pidgeon. Together they did many things. Such as; sink toy boats in their local harbor, or even run with sissors. Since they thought it made them daring.

Well, Yam and Spy Pidgeon were the best of friends, so when Spy Pidgeon found out that Yam never told him that she changed his phone ringtone....-

"I'm going to stab(th) your unicorn horn off! And use your eyeballs for my jelly. AND USE YOUR BLOOD AS SYRUP ON MY PANCAKES! And I won't pay for your retal movie fines, so you'll have to do it YOURSELF!" Then Spy Pidgeon proceded to laugh in an evil fasion.

"Aww man(th)!" Yam then pulled out her magical... watch?

But boy, did that magical time-teller work, because Spy Pidgeon went to sleep. And Yam-still not learning her leason- picked up his phone to call her local doctor.

XD Haha, that's hilarious, Dragons.

shadowsowner888 wrote:XD Haha, that's hilarious, Dragons.

Thanks. XD