Mioko's Ray of Darkshine- This is all going to be about random stuff!

by Miss_Mioko 6/17/2010, 11:46 pm

6/17/10

RANDOMNESS?!!
Wait is this blog going to be about random things?
Yes, my good sir/lady it shall be all about random things.

So, what is this blog going to be about?
Random things that happen to people/places/things.
Okay pretty much anything that is random or insane.
I like insane people.
Like Blue.
Not the color blue, but the person Blue.
I know...cool name for a person.
She's from France.
If you say that in a werid voice, it makes you laugh.

Do you have a cat?

I hate ice cream with thoses little nuts.

Chocolate, is nasty.

*people staring*

What?

Just because I don't like chocolate, does not give you the right to stare at me.

*still stares*

Okay okay I love chcolate.

It's the best thing that has ever happend.

Along with this site.

Random things that I love to talk about.
In order:

1. How much I hate people that are human...(the people that are on Twig and that I know in RL are not human they are awesome aliens! Mioko's Ray of Darkshine- This is all going to be about random stuff! Icon_cool

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2. Freddy (oh...wait that's not really random.... Mioko's Ray of Darkshine- This is all going to be about random stuff! 754588

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3. How much I liked to skip
4. Hennessy(my dog) is named after a beer...
5. Then how did drunk hobo's make the English langue...(think I spelled that wrong... Mioko's Ray of Darkshine- This is all going to be about random stuff! 754588

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6. Who ever made school work should...(I'm not going to say the rest of that...)
7. And many other things... Mioko's Ray of Darkshine- This is all going to be about random stuff! 595419

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So, one time I was sitting in my chair, reading something that Miyu had writeing.
It was about horror movies.
What not to do, and what to do.
Because some people in horror movies, are really bad actors.
And I know that I help come up with some of thoses.
And we got the idea while we were watching this lame, horror movie, called the
Strangers.
The chik at the movie store said that is was really scary.
That lady needs some help.
It was the worst horror movie I have ever seen.
Wait no there was another one, but I can't rember the name it was so bad.
I don't want to even consider thoses horror movies.
The only scary part was when Miyu's mom, scremed at the end of the movie.
Which in turn made us scream.
It was not a fun time.
But we did laugh at the horror movie.
Like when this guy Mike walked into the house.
We said that his friends were going to kill him.
And guess what?
They did, and we laughed.
It was funny in a sad sort of way.
I like to laugh at peoples pain, and stupid things that they might do.

Dinner.

It's a fun time at my house.

I get to be as stupied as I want as say the randomist things.

Like tonight.

We, I should say I talked about Cherrie Pickers.

And you might think that they are for picking chirries.

But boy are you wrong.

They are for takeing out moators in cars.

And I should know this.

1. Becuase my best friend got one to take out his motor in his car.

2. Because my Dad owns one.

Aren't I the smart one?

My mom and dad don't think soo.

That's bad right?

I mean if your mom and dad don't think you are smart?

Werid random questions, that I would like you to answer:

1. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a
race car not called a racist?
2. Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'broker'?
3. Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
4. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
5. Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?
6. Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?
7. How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?
8. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks
so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
9. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
10. What if you're in HEAVEN!, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to
go?

I would really like you guys to answere these questions...

Bye Bye!
For now.

~Miss_Mioko