As Hard As Possible

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Alright, so here's how this goes: one person writes a short paragraph about something (it has to have a story to it). But the twist is that their job is to make as hard as they can for the next person to continue. Example:

Person one: Once upon a time there was a man named Joe. Joe was walking to the store one day when a man jumped in front of him with a knife and told him to give him everything he had. Joe did so and the man ran off. Then the world blew up.

Person two: But just before that happened five people in Japan had taken a rocket into space and where far enough away that they weren't at all harmed by the earth blowing up. They saw that they're planet was destroyed and thought long and hard about what to do. They decided to find a new planet to inhabit. Then aliens invaded their ship.

And so on. You can use your own characters (as long as it continues the story above your's) or the person above you's (that is, assuming that they didn't kill off their characters), it doesn't matter. You just have to keep a story of some sort going. I hope you have fun playing this!

I'm not gonna make the first one real hard to continue off.

Once there was a girl named Amy. Today had so far been a normal day for Amy. Nothing interesting ever happened to Amy. Her life was pretty boring. She had a good life, but it was boring most of the time. She really wished that something exciting would happen. That's when a man came out of nowhere and knocked her unconscious.

Greg Barnes was walking down the street when he saw a girl blow herself and a man up. He ran to help them when out of nowhere a rocket shot from the sky and blew the city to ruins.

Then some guys working in a manhole heard the explosion and climed up, completely unharmed. They looked around, trying to find something in the city to salvage so they can begin to rebuild it. Then they came across a rabid bunny who started to go crazy and attack their feet.

The men jumped up and down and squashed the bunny. Then they all got rabies and died, and the bunny came back to life as a zombie and ate their brains.

A nearby tree magically came to life, then took a branch and threw it at the zombie bunny, killing it instantly. However, a lumberjack came and cut down the tree, killing it. He then took the wood to his summer home in Canada and used it in the fireplace. But the fire from the living tree came to life and went to attack him and burn down his house.

The fire tried as hard as it could to kill the lumberjack, but it couldn't leave the fireplace. Then the lumberjack realized what was going on and ran screaming from his summer home. He then fled Canada and went to the Artic Ring of Life because he figured it would be so cold and windy that the fire wouldn't be able to follow him. Then he was mauled to death by a rabid polar bear.

The polar bear didn't realize that he was allergic to lumberjacks, though, so he ended up dying. A vulture named Bob found the dead polar bear and was happy he had a meal. But his best friend Jim came and also wanted the polar bear so they began fighting.

The vultures fought and fought until Bob finally killed Jim. Then Bob began his feast of polar bear and vulture. Out of nowhere, a man named Jack came and shot Bob while he was eating. Bob fell over and died immediately.

Jack then became possessed and started dancing around wildy. The possessed Jack found an ice berg and floated on it till he got to Hawaii. There, he took a coconut and began hitting people on the head with it.

What Jack didn't know . . . was that coconuts contain miniature aliens in them, so when he cracked open a coconut, all of the aliens took over the state of Hawaii . . .

But the aliens were friendly, it seemed, and decided to help Jack find his llama. But then, they killed the llama && Jack.


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This is very enjoyable! 8D
xD

The aliens got bored of the Earth and decided to move back to their home. But then they got lost in space and were never seen ever again.

All except one alien, that is. The littlest alien whose name was N'ropnq'eaong.....but every called him Nong. Nong travelled throughout the galaxies on his own until he couldn't take it anymore. He could either go home or back to Earth, but he couldn't decide which to do.

In the end, Nong went back to earth. He liked it better there because they had icecream. When he got back to earth, he decided to get an Icecream cone. After he bought a beautiful five scoop cone and walked out, every icecream shop in the world blew up. Then Nong dropped his icecream. And then he cried.

Nong knew there was only one thing he must do: he had to recreate ice cream. He spent hours in a lab working on creating ice cream. No one knew what ice cream was, since the explosion wiped their memories of ice cream. He was all on his own.

A computer dropped from the sky revealing what ice cream was on google, then he recreated it, but then he accidentally died from a brain freeze when he ate it, and he closed the window on the computer.

The humans on earth decided that Ice-cream was just a waste of time when you had milkshakes, and so the king declared it national milkshake day and everyone lived happily ever after

Everyone except poor little Annie. Annie didn't like milkshakes. In fact, she absolutely despised them. When the king decided to make it national milkshake day, Annie was very, very angry. She hatched a plan. She would kill the king and then take his place and become queen. But that was only the beginning. after that, she would take over the whole world and become the Supreme Ruler of Everything on Earth.

but first she had to get past his guards. as she was sneaking past, one of the guards shot her, and she died instantly.