Um, another fairly terrible joke? xP

by The Newms 7/1/2010, 6:31 pm

For soem reason, my dad is obsessed with telling this joke. o.0 I've heard him tell it at least four times.....within one week.

A little old lady lived alone with her pet duck. One day, she found the duck on the floor and it wasn't moving. So, she took it to the vet. When she got there, the vet told her it was dead.
"Oh, I don't believe you!" said the little old lady. "I want a second opinion."
So, the vet leaves the room and comes back with a Labrador Retriever. The dog goes up to the duck, sniffs it, and barks.
"I'm sorry ma'am, your duck is dead," the vet says.
"I still don't believe you," she tells him.
The vet leaves the room, and comes back with a cat. The cat walks by the duck, and looks back up at the vet.
"I'm sorry ma'am, the cat thinks your duck is dead, too."
She shrugs. "Well, Ok then. What is my bill?"
The vet tells her its $350.
"$350?" says the little old lady, outraged. "Why so much?!"
"Well," says the vet, "My fee is only fifty dollars. But its $150 for the lab reports, and $150 for the cat scan."

Sorry if someone told this before xD