Wormtail's Blog for August Whatever [Now including Ichabod Crane, Sweeney Todd, and Mort Rainey!]

I woke up at around... Twelve? Twelve thirty? I forget. My dad, yes, it's true, is STILL asleep. He's very lucky that I just woke up, and am not really that hungry... yet. [Tee hee. ] Hopefully he'll wake up late again... IDK, I just wanna stay home today.
My mom's co-worker's daschund is going to have puppies, he just figured out that she's pregnant. My mom says she won't get one, ['cause he practically gives them away] but he guarantees that if he brings one, she won't be able to refuse. [xD] But I'm not gonna let my hopes get up too high.
School starts Monday... [next Monday]
Woohoo. [*hint the sarcasm*]
I got all honors, and advanced honors Pre-Algebra...
Even my mom said I sucked at pre-algebra, so I have no clue how I got into ADVANCED...
Meh heh.
Trying to watch Sleepy Hollow with the hottness of Johnny Depp...
BUT IT KEEPS PAUSIN' ON ME!
On the while, why don't you guys have a nice chit-chat with my dear friends, Sweeney Todd, Ichabod Crane, and Mort Rainey!
Ichabod:
Sweeney:
Mort:

Sweeney: Wait... aren't I dead?!

Me: Nope. I brought you back to life.

Ichabod: *leans back in chair with o_O expression* And... that is---

Me: *makes 'watch-out-what-you-say' look*

Ichabod: --so, not strange.

Me: Good boy. *pats head*

Mort: *wakes up from napping on armchair* Wait the-- *rolls out of chair and falls onto floor*

Me: Now now, Mort, no cussing!

Sweeney: If only I had my knife...

Mort: *puts on black hat and picks up shovel**voice turns into that of one that has a thick country accent* I am, so sorry, Wormtail. But right is right, and wrong is wrong, and this show's gotta end! *whacks shovel knocking out camera guy*

Me: Uhm... *picks up camera* We'll be back shortly. *camera turns static-y*