Monsters in the Closet

Michelle, wiping tears from her face, got over the lost hot dog and roasted another. When done, she ate it Michelle-style: she blew on the hot dog, took it in her hand, and bit it. As if it was a corn-dog... but it was hot and not corny... and without a stick. But this one had no condiments either... she liked many things plain and strong.

"THE NEXT PERSON TO STEAL CANDY WILL BE PUT ON AMERICAN IDOL!" I muttered.

Rai screamed also, and hurled herself towards the marshmallow bag that'd been put out for Shadow. She reached them, and crawled on top of them defensively.

"We. Will. Share," Rai said authoritatively.

Seal growled and used a fishing rod to get the marshmellow. "SUCCESS!"

"Noooooooooo!" Rai cried.

She ran over to Seal, screaming the whole way there. Then, she leaped on top of all Seal, as she did to Shadow earlier.

"Give me the marshmallows, and you won't get hurt," Rai said.

I took the bag from them. "Bess!" I screamed, using the Arbic word for enough. "I brought the bag. I decide who get to eat them." I handed it to Shadow. "No one takse from her unless Shadow gives you one."

"I won't get hurt already! I'm a third Shinigami!" mewed Seal in amusement, popping the marshmellow in her mouth.

Shadow stared at the bag in her hands, then grabbed it by the closed end and spun around. This action sent the marshmallows spewing across the room. "Free marshmallows for everyone!"

Rai wiped a tear from her cheek.

"Kiss up," she muttered, noting she'd given the marshmallow bag to the site owner.

Then, Rai decided she should use her magical wizardy powers from earlier, when she'd poofed into the room. She blabbed out some words, hoping they made enough sense to make the candy she wanted appear.

Luckily, the candy suddenly was laid right in front of her: Reeses, Snickers, Whipped Cream, Marshmallows, 3 Musketeers, pickles (even though they aren't candy, Rai loves them), and those little easter marshmallow things that are in the shape of bunnies/birds. :3

She decided to chew on the easter version of marshmallows first, savoring the bright pink sprinkles with the chewy marshmallow.

After she ate the one marshmallow, she scooted all of the candy into her lap.

"You can have a piece if I let you," Rai said. "And sorry I tackled a lot of people."


(Lol)



EDITEDITEDITEDIT;
Rai scooted, her legs still in criss-cross position to hold her magical candy in place. She began to push marshmallows in her mouth . . . YUM. Then, she rounded up a few more and handed them to Shadow.

"Sorry for tackling you," Rai apologized.

She handed Shadow the marshmallows she'd rounded up, a Snickers bar, and a pickle.

Shadow beamed, and threw a marshmallow at Rai. This was her way of saying that Rai was forgiven. After that, she unwrapped the Snickers bar, put a marshmallow on top and the pickle beneath, and took a bite out of all three.

"It's good, really!" she said.

(I've seriously had choco and pickle and marshmallow together before. :3 Not bad . . .)

((Bleh. I need to pull it together. I just woke up...))

I gave a yawn and opened my eyes. Standing up, I placed my fist over the small of my back and leaned backwards. The crack that it produced wasn't pretty. "Nngh... Oowwwwwwww..." I grunted. I fell asleep. On the ground. Outside. Somehow.
A sharp glare met my eyes, and it hit me that my hat must have fallen off. Now where was it? Need to get that thing back before it gets trampled and/or stolen.

Seal grabbed 8 sticks with heaven on a stick and started roasting them over the fire.

"HEY KIRI!" Michelle called out after finishing her plain hot-dog. "YOU SHOULDN'T SLEEP AT SLEEP OVERS!" She paused and laughed to herself, thinking of how ironic that sentence was. She then snacked on the treat king of treats- POCKEY.

Rai smiled. She ate her candy, satisfied with the taste of everything. Then, she thought back to when she joined the site.

"Why don't you accept 1000 year old users?" Rai asked curiously. "I had to lie about my age!" She added a laugh, to make sure Shadow knew she wasn't mad about the ordeal.

Then, Rai decided to try the pickle marshmallow chocolate bar. She copied what Shadow had done, than took a bite.

"It is pretty good!" Rai decided with a smile.

I rubbed my eyes. "Yeah, yeah... not my fault I can't pull an allnighter for the life of me."
My stomach rumbled. Well, once I find my hat I'll see to finding a stove and making myself a bowl of ramen. Mmm, ramen. Had to wonder why I liked the stuff so much lately.

"That's a very good question," Shadow began, "and there's a very good answer for it.

"You see, those of us at Twig are quite concerned about the matter of zombies. They are a very real threat, you know, and if they were to overrun us . . . well, it wouldn't be good. When people get to be a thousand years old, they're much more . . . vulnerable, to disease and the like. And as you should know, zombies are created by transmission of a virus called solanum. These old people would be much more likely to get it than those younger, so therefore, we must remove the risk and keep ourselves safe."

Seal ingored the pocky goodness. She had heaven on a stick. Just as good as pocky, if not better.

Michelle shot a death-glare at Shadow, pointing to Squeecky540's age. "Does someone have a problem with 1000-year-old users? I've been this way since, like, right after I joined! You got a problem with old people and immortals, Shadz? DO YOU!?!" She curled up in an emo ball as she ate her deliciously delicious pocky.

Shadow sighed, and decided not to explain it again. "This isn't discrimination. It's for your own good," she patiently replied, then went back to eating her pickley goodness.

"Well I'm proud to be 1000 years old... it makes me unique. Uniquer than 999, that's for sure. But I'm worried that if I show my age all of the old-people members will be hatin' on me." Michelle whimpered, her ears practically sunk like a doggy-dog's. She continued with her pocky, the stick of chocolate and... stick-of-something sticking out of her mouth like a cigar or a Grovyle's twig. Ahahaha Twig/TWIG. Ahahaha.

Shadow chuckled. "I don't think you need to worry about that. Nobody's gonna hate an old person, especially an awesome one."

Seal chucked Heaven on a stick at Squeek and Shadow. She hid the rest, and snuck behind shadow, making the most scary face ever made.

"Oooh! Yum!" Shadow grabbed the stick and took a bite.

Michelle's face lit up like the face in one of her bazillion anime screenshots on her phone from Junjou Romantica... yeah that face was epic. She felt like she was walking on the happy pavement of sunshine lane. "Oooh, yayz!" She grinned. "Well, if your sure..." She blushed. "I'm only 13." She caught the Heaven on a Stick in her hand, it stinging her fingers just a bit, before she dropped it on her shoe to blow on. This was possible because she was sitting on a tree-stump. And when she was sitting on something other than common ground, she sat with her leg crossed over the other in a shape that made a rough 4.

"You imposter!" Shadow roared. It might not have been obvious, but she was only fooling around. She was simply too busy eating heaven on a stick to explain herself.