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*shrug* Sometimes it doesn't have the exact words, so it gets messed up. xD

Percy Jackson stole Zeus's lightning.
La foudre de Zeus d'étole de Percy Jackson.
The lightning of Zeus of stole of Percy Jackson.

This funny to read xD

My sister has a dirty hairball.
Ma soeur a un hairball modifié.
My sister has a modified hairball.

How do you find that out? xD

My computer's got this thing called Dashboard with all these apps, and a translator is one of them. So I enter an English phrase with it set on English to French, then when it translates, press the swap button so it's French to English with the French phrase already there. So, then, that translates back to English, and voila!

Mon ordinateur obtenu cette chose a appelé Dashboard avec tous ces apps, et un traducteur est l'un d'entre eux. Ainsi j'écris une expression anglaise avec elle place sur anglais-français, puis quand il traduit, appuyez sur le bouton d'échange ainsi il est français-anglais avec l'expression française déjà là. Ainsi, puis, que traduit de nouveau à l'anglais, et voila !

My computer obtained this thing called Dashboard with all these apps, and a translator is one of them. Thus I write an English expression with it places on English-French, then when it translates, press on the button of exchange thus it is French-English already there with the French expression. Thus, then, that again translates with English, and here!

A lot of "thus" xD

Seriously. xD I think French is just weird like that.

Sérieusement. le xD I pensent que le Français est simplement étrange comme celui.

Seriously. the xD I think that the French is simply strange like that.

This keeps getting stranger and stranger. xD

Nuuu! D= I have to break the strangeness chain now. *sigh* I'm on the wrong cpu.

Awwww

Updated

What'dyouupdatewhatdyouupdate?! I looked but can't figure it out. xD

My adoptable pets one xD

Oooooh. Okay.
Curse me, eh? I'll make you pay! I don't wanna rhyme all day!

Oooooh. Ok.
Maudissez-moi, hein ? Je vous inciterai à payer ! Je ne veux pas rimer toute la journée !

Oooooh. Ok.
Curse me, eh? I will incite you to pay! I do not want to versify all the day!

¡¡ooʇ 'ƃuıɥʇ ןooɔ ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ı ʍou 'ɐɥɐɥ˙˙˙˙˙ƃuıʇıɹʍ ʎɯ uı ǝɔɐd ɟo ǝƃuɐɥɔ ɐ ɹoɟ ʇsnɾ

Dude, you're hurting my neck! Do you know how many times I've turned upside down? xD

Type, vous blessez mon cou ! Savez-vous combien de fois j'ai tournées upside-down ? xD

Type, you wound my neck! Do you know how much time I turned upside-down? xD

Ⓗⓐⓗⓐ, ⓢⓞⓡⓡⓨ. ⓧⒹ Ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓑⓔⓣⓣⓔⓡ?

Much. xD I definitely prefer that to the upside-down text. So much easier, ya know? And I'm rambling for the sake of an interesting translation. You know, I finished reading Fang today, and it was an awesome book. Have you read it?

Beaucoup. le xD I préfèrent certainement cela au texte à l'envers. Tellement plus facile, le ya savent ? Et je me promène pour une traduction intéressante. Vous savez, j'ai fini de lire le croc aujourd'hui, et c'était un livre impressionnant. L'avez vous l'avez lu ?

Much. the xD I prefer certainly that with the text with back. So much easier, do the ya know? And I walk for an interesting translation. You know, I finished reading the hook today, and it was an impressive book. Have did you read it?

Wow, weird translation. xD

I haven't read it. What tis it be? xD

It's a Maximum Ride novel, by James Patterson. You should READ IT. It pwns! It was so awesome that I had to write a song about it!

C'est un roman maximum de tour, par James Patterson. :]D vous devriez LE LIRE. Il pwns ! Il était si impressionnant que j'aie dû écrire une chanson à son sujet !

It is a maximum novel of turn, by James Patterson. would owe you the LIRA. It pwns! It was so impressive that I had to write a song about it!

What's Maximum Ride?

An epic book series about kids who are two percent bird. It's so cool. You should read it!

Une série épique de livre au sujet des enfants qui sont oiseau de deux pour cent. : D il fait si frais. Vous devriez le lire !

An epic series of book about the children who are bird of two percent. : D it makes so fresh. You should read it!

Oooh, sounds cool! I think I might read it.

You should. :3 The beginning may seem a little awkward to you, because the action starts right away, but just keep going! It'll be worth it.

Vous devriez. : 3 le début peuvent sembler peu des maladroits à vous, parce que l'action commence tout de suite, mais continuent juste à aller ! Elle la vaudra.

You would have. : 3 the beginning can seem little the awkward ones with you, because the action starts immediately, but just continue to go! It will be worth it.

Okie dokie. Haha, I'm excited now, I haven't read a book in a while (which is rare for me)