Funny Warning Labels

These are real warning labels! Apparently the companies don't think their buyers are very smart.
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Zantac 75
Do not take if allergic to zantac.

Sleeping Pills
Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Bic Lighter
Ignite lighter away from face.

Komatsu Floodlight
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Fire Extinguisher
Caution: Non-Flamable

Earplugs
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Pepper Spray
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Fix-a-Flat
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Rain Gauge
Suitable for outdoor use.

RCA Television Remote Control
Not Dishwasher Safe

Pine Mountain Fire Logs
Caution: Risk of fire

Triops Fish Food
Warning: Not for human consumption

Hair Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Road Sign
Caution: Water on road during rain.

Camera
This camera will only work when film is inside.

Church Parking Lot Sign
Thou shalt not park

Children's Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Silk Soy Milk
Shake well and buy often

Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex
Do not spray in eyes.

Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Hair Dye
Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Lol, those are funny! =D

Hehehe. I like these.

Pepper Spray
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

But PLEASE, do aim spray at your enemies eyes.

Haha, wow xD

Komatsu Floodlight
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Heehee, love that one.

Well. xD Now I feel like I should be very mad at those companies.

Funny! I had lotion that said "Warning - May cause dry skin" I was like... HUH?

On this trifle, it says on the bottom: DO NOT TURN OVER TRIFLE. xS

Those were funny though.

Hair Dye
Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping.

I like that one xD

Triops Fish Food
Warning: Not for human consumption

HA! I survived!


(I seriously ate fish food when I was 4 xD

I WOULD EAT IT AGAIN IF I COULD! That stuff was delicious! xD)

Sealo wrote:

Triops Fish Food
Warning: Not for human consumption

HA! I survived!


(I seriously ate fish food when I was 4 xD

I WOULD EAT IT AGAIN IF I COULD! That stuff was delicious! xD)

That must've been awesome. XD

It was

My friend enjoys rat treats... xD

Okay, you people are weirder than I am!! And that's saying something, 'cause I'm pretty weird. Lol, JK (about the you guys being weird part, not the me being weird part).

I'm begging my mom to buy me fish food. Can YOU guess why? X3

My mom's straightener says, "WARNING: Do not use on eyelashes." xD

Nice! I once saw a commercial for an inhaler that's supposed treat asthma that said, "May cause asthma related death."

Oh wow xD

On a DVD it says: Not for human consumption. XD

Darn, I was really looking forward to a DVD smoothie! xD

Wait, you aren't supposed to eat them? Oops.

They probably have to put those on the items because people acutally did that XD

Yeah, my social studies teacher explained that someone probably did something stupid like that, then sued the company and got a lot of money so they added it to the warnings xD

Geez. XD Whatever happened to common sense?