Monsters in the Closet

I poured water on Jessi's hand and slapped her. "Bad idea." I turned to Seal. "Crap. I've always wanted one. TWARRY!! WHERE ARE YOU?"

"Exactly what I was thinking!" she declared to Newms. "So it's decided." Grinning deviously, Shadow stabbed the marshmallows straight into the heart of the fire, watching them begin to blaze.

Since no one answered me, I jumped up- chinchilla still clinging onto my head- and headed for the door.

I poofed in out of no where.

"LILLY!" I screamed.

I screamed, "I GOTTA DEATH NOTE. Now you know." Then walked to Spring, petting her chinchilla. "Awww! My boyfriend has a mama and twins of these," I cooed.

/OHCRAP/ "TWARRY! DUN GIVE HER THE DEATH NOTE!!"

I sucked on my hand, still crying.

"Hi" I mumbled. No one noticed I was here.

"Hey, no fair. Seal's the only Shinigami here, I think. Besides Mia. So GRFL STICKS TO YOU." I turned to Amazon. "AMA!"

I ran over to the marshmallow bag, and popped one in my mouth raw. Sure, roasted ones are tasty... but meh.
I noted to myself I should get another bag of fluffy white foodstuffs from nowhere if this kept up. Those things were going fast. I went back to my bag... and found another bag of marshmallows. Maybe my drawstring sack was really a portal from the marshmallow dimension.
Trying not to think about how illogical that was, I brought the new bag outside and set it next to the old one. I felt like a marshmallow fairy.

"Hi hi"

Shrugging, Newms grabbed another marshmellow, and joined Shadow in her plot of lighting them on fire.

Clara chucked a chocolate bar at Jessi. "Here kid." Then she laughed evily at seal.

"BWAHAHAHA!"

"There's marshmallows?"

"I'm more evil than you." I raised my pointy metal sword.

I jumped for the second time that day, screamed a little, then turned to Robin, "Oh. Hi. Really? I don't know of many people who own chinchillas."

Seal sensed awesomeness behind her. "NEWMS!!!"

I started screaming when I saw B's sword.

"Hehehe." I cackled meaningly. "It stabs things. But Mia used it earlier."

Newms jumped, hearing someone call her name.
"Woah, hey Seal!" she said, waving a flaming marshmellow at her.

Clara grinned evily. "Sic 'em, baby," she told her baby dragon, tossing it towards B. It flapped, glided towards B, and then landed on her head and started gnawing her neck and hair.

(XD)

Seal tackled Newms, turning back into regular psycho cat mode.

Clara/Robin turned, grinning at Spring. "Yeah, me neither. He's had bunches of animals. The baby chinchillas were SO CUTE."

Shadow noticed Kiri carrying the marshmallows out, and her eyes filled with joyful tears. "You must be a goddess!" she cried, turning to her without noticing that her marshmallows were still burning. "Look, Newms, she brought us more marshmallows!"