You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When...

by **Jesus4Eternity** 6/14/2009, 4:01 pm

1. You have webkinz names twilight names.
2. Your avatar/signature/username relates to twilight.
3. Whenever someone says twilight, you scream.

Keep 'em coming!

by twilighter3000 6/14/2009, 4:29 pm

I'm gonna name my next girl webkinz Alice, because I haven't gotten a new one since December, and I already had all my names for them... My avvie/username relates to it on here, and my siggie does on WI! [And avvie] I do that, people think I'm insane. Well, actually, I don't full out scream, because sometimes it was in class, then I'd get in trouble! lol!

4. You see a silver volvo for sale and ask if Edward comes with it.
5. The main reason you want to go to Italy is because it was in New Moon.
6. Someone asks what your 10 favorite cars are, and you say, "a silver Volvo, a yellow Porsche, a red Chevy pick-up truck, a red BMW convertible, a black Mercedes, a red jeep, a black Vanquish, a red Volkswagon Rabbit, a black Mercedes Gaurd, and a red Ferrari!
7. You want your honey moon to be on Isle Esme.
8. Every time you see an apple, you hold it in your hands like the Twilight cover before eating it.
9. You found a frayed red ribbon and spazzed out.
10. You begged your dad to buy you a chess board so you could pretend you were Alice and surrender after 2 pawns.

Those are just random ones I thought of off the top of my head, keep going!

by **Jesus4Eternity** 6/14/2009, 4:33 pm

11. You bought ESPN's Better Batter Baseball jsut to see if you could play baseball with vampires.
12. You signed up for "Cullen League" Baseball.
13. You have more than 100 twilight pictures on your computer/flash drive.
15. You didn't notice I skipped 14 because you were so eager to see what the next one was.
16. You're checking now.

Smile

by twilighter3000 6/14/2009, 4:44 pm

lol, those always get me!

17. You wear glitter everyday to be like Edward.
18. You tell your boyfriend to change his name to Edward, now!

by **Jesus4Eternity** 6/14/2009, 4:49 pm

19. You rub ice all over your lips.
20. You take freezing colds baths.

by twilighter3000 6/14/2009, 5:02 pm

21. You go around with a small black bag tied to your ankle.
22. You run everyday so you can be like Edward.
23. You get a paper cut and suck on it, thinking that you're a vampire.
24. You see an Indian, and you scream, "Jacob!"

by **Jesus4Eternity** 6/14/2009, 5:06 pm

25. You get paper cuts on purpose.
26. You went to Philidelphia just to see if you could find Jasper.
27. Whenever there's a thunderstorm, you imagine vampires palying baseball.
29. You didn't notice I skipped 28.

by twilighter3000 6/14/2009, 5:27 pm

30. The #1 place you want to go in the world is Forks, Washington.
31. When you see a colorful fire and ask someone what made it like that, you pretended he/she was Jacob.
32. You wear red contacts for weeks trying to convince everyone you're a vampire.
33. You vandalize a school writing, "I'm a vampire" all over it so the Volturi will come get you.

by **Jesus4Eternity** 6/14/2009, 5:30 pm

34. You know that Jackson is NOT Jackson Rathbone's first name.
35. The second place you want to be is Italy.
36. You asked your parents for a Cullen car.

by twilighter3000 6/14/2009, 5:45 pm

37. You buy a motorcycle and crash, hoping Jacob will hold your hand in the ER while you get stitches.
38. You attepmpt to swallow a steak whole, like Jacob swallowed a cow.
39. You giggle like mad every time you see another character in a book named Edward.

by **Jesus4Eternity** 6/14/2009, 5:47 pm

40. You know all the character's full names.
41. You started a twilight club.

by twilighter3000 6/14/2009, 5:55 pm

42. You got all your friend's hooked on it.
43. You carry around a picture of Edward/Jacob in your pocket.
44. You bit your brother/sister, saying that they're a vampire now.

by **Jesus4Eternity** 6/14/2009, 5:59 pm

45. You accuse your at of being a vampire because it bit you.
46. You like the cast too, not just the book characters.

by twilighter3000 6/14/2009, 6:39 pm

47. You see a bat in a movie, and scream, "Edward!!!"
48. You respond to something by quoting from Twilight.

by **Jesus4Eternity** 6/14/2009, 6:41 pm

49. Whenever Shadow says "Jasper" meaning her crush, you freak out.
50. When ever shadow says "Jasper and I" meaning her and her crush, you immediatly remind her that Jasper is yours.

Smile

by twilighter3000 6/14/2009, 6:53 pm

51. You dress up as Bella on Halloween just so you can be with Edward.
52. You learned to ride a motorcyle so you can ride with Jake.

by **Jesus4Eternity** 6/14/2009, 6:54 pm

53. All your friends know you as "Mrs. Hale"

by **shadowsowner888** 6/14/2009, 7:10 pm

Jesus4Eternity wrote:49. Whenever Shadow says "Jasper" meaning her crush, you freak out.
50. When ever shadow says "Jasper and I" meaning her and her crush, you immediatly remind her that Jasper is yours.

XD Niceeeee.

54: You cloned Edward and/or Jacob.
55: You poured glitter all over yourself. (I did my hand!)
56: And then you hung out in the sun.
57: You sat in front of the air conditioner for a long time.
58: Or the heater.