You Know You're Obsessed With Doctor Suess When. . .

Like all the others. Except this will get insanely funny, trust me.

1. You think he invented the 'suessaphone'

2. You try to force all your pet cats to wear hats. XD

3. You start ryhming.

4. You randomly recite quotes from the books

5. When someone asks if you want to try something knew, you recite Green Eggs and Ham.

6. When someone asks you what your name is, you say ''Sam I am''
7. You always make your usernames, and name tags say "Sam I am"

8- If When a restruant asks you how you would like your eggs you say "green."

9. Your mom ask what type of fish you want and you reply: "Red fish, blue fish."

10. You call your younger brothers and/or sisters (or cousins or whatever) "Thing 1" and "Thing 2"

11. You go as one of the Things for Halloween.
(My friend did once. XD)

12. You want to hide your Christmas decorations from the Grinch

12. You beleive all fish can talk.

13. When ever someone starts complaining to you (Read: Little Sister) start reciting from "Do you know how lucky you are?"

xD

14. When you make a promise, you say, "I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful 100%!"

xD

15. You think Dr. Suess is the greatest rapper of all time. (Seriously, have you ever listened to a rap song? xD)

16. When you have to go to the doctor, you insist that it be doctor seuess

17. You never leave your house without a tall, red and white striped hat on.

18. Whenever somebody is killing the planet in someway you yell "REMEMBER THE LORAX!"
19. if somebody asks what your dream is you say to run a circus and then you start reciting the poem All ready to put up the tents for my circus.
I think I will call it the Circus McGurkus."

20. You want to travel becvause of "All The Places You'll Go"

21. You know you are you and that is truer than true. Because you know that there is no one alive that is youer than you!

22. You choose your vacations form "Oh The Places You'll Go"