|The Portal| ( MORE has been added on 7/29/09, see Post Two.

xD I felt so sorry for you I added another couple paragraphs with you in it alot. Jasper kisses you. I hope you're happy.

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I love that part! That's hilarious! Moremoremoremoremoremore!

xD Later, Ratty. I just added more, my brain hurts!

Aww...

Is it later enough yet?

LOL, so awesome! I have comments! Comments in this color!


Amanda and Jasper came running over, holding hands. "What'd we miss?" Of course.
"Nothing much. We're in a video game. These two losers ran out of gold points and lost their weapons. Dustfinger is depressed." LOL
Jasper smiled, amused. Amanda smiled at his smile. "We're... in a video game?" She asked slowly. LOL
"Sort of," Ratty qouted, grinning at Kat. The Universal Heroine winked coyly at Jasper. "Nice skin," She purred. GET OFF MY MAN, LADY! GRRR! lol
Amanda visibly reddened. "Excuse me?" Uh, yeah! He' mine!
"I said, deary, nice skin. I like a man who sparkles." Then get another vampire. He'S MINE!
"Then, I'm your guy!" Anounced Edward, jumping forward and throwing out his arms. Thank you Edward.
"Yah right." Bella grabbed his arm and pulled him backwards while Amanda breathed heavily. Ya, 'casue Jasper's MINE! Grrr! LOL
"Relax." Jasper said, kissing her. George and Grover ( Fred was busy drooling ) whistled. At least he prefers me...SO TAKE THAT UNIVERSAL HEROINE! Am I crushing on the Universal Hero? NO! So don't go crushing on my vampie! LOL
"I miss Annabeth," Sobbed Percy quietly. Shadow patted his shoulder consolingly.
"I wish Jamie were here, too. Don't worry." She said, smiling. Gri practically fell on the floor laughing. Nice Shad.


LOL, Jasper likes me more.

xD Glad you like it.

*sighz* Fine, Ratty. I'll add like, two more paragraphs. xD

I finally ran out of room! xD

Part Two of Part Three:

Caught up in the mood, the THUs kissed as well. Fred glared. "Relax, bro. There'll be more girls." George told him, picking up on the American slang. This, atleast made him laugh.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem." The Universal Hero said loudly.
"Got somethin' in you throat, dude?" Asked Grover. Kat high-fived him, laughing.
"No." He pouted. "EVERYONE! I AM IN CHARGE!"
"Says who?" Asked Deckk, arms crossed across his chest.
"Yah!" Demanded Percy. Several of the book characters apluaded.
"Oh... well... I mean... I'm always in charge! That's how it works!" The man whined.
"Not any more, bud." Pootnic said, elbowing Sam jokingly. Shadow laughed.
"That's my character! Whoooo! Did everyone here that?"
"Yes." Her brother said curtly. "Our hearing is fine, Shad."
Mea gigled quietly, staring down at her feet.
"What did you say?" Asked Gandalf loudly. "My hearing aid broke."
"I said, HA HA!" Mea shouted, then she blushed furiously.
Kat joined iGri on the floor, paralyzed with laughter.

LOL. Want me to add it up front?

Can you? Please and thank you.

Also, make sure it stays in bold, so peeps know it's new.

Dang...it doesn't work for me either. lol

I love the new part!

Thanks! Also, I added more just a few hours before that on the first page, so make sure ou read that! xD

OMG, that part was amazing! Say, I've got a great idea . . . What if Jamie were to pop in? (Lol, feel free to reject this if you've already got way too many people. XD I just HAD to suggest it.)

OMG, that other new part was awesome too. I love the hearing aid part!

Shad, doesn't that sound JUST like me? I was rehearsing it in the shower. LOL

xD Thanks Shad. I can't wait for Mea to see it.

OMG. YOU WERE?! *faints* xD That's AWESOME!

So are you gonna add anymore soon??? xD *Hopeful face!*

Lol, yes, it does! XD Kat, you have a gift for capturing personalities.

Aw, tankies, Shad!

Part Three of Part Three:

The Universal Hero snorted. "Excuse me! I wasn't done."
They stood up.
"Much better. Now, as you probably learned in the e-mail from my dear friend Tolkein, The Universal Bad Guy is loose. We've been working very very hard to catch him, but, you know, sometimes that just doesn't work out. So... uh... they had to call in reinforcements." He beamed and handed everyone a backpack. "Inside you will find everything you need to survive. Extra gold points,a 3-D hollographic map-" Pippin was kicking it, "A special pair of sun glasses to help you remain under cover and see the enemy, a small device that displays your health points, mana points, and experience points."
The Universal Herione apluaded softly. "Very good. Also, there is a healing potion, and another device that leads you to the instant, on-line store. Once you are ready, simply go on there, enter in you gold points, and buy your weapons and armor. Got it?"She looked up at the adventurers. "Oh."
Brom was standing impateitnly, dressed in leather armor, and some-how weilding a Rider's sword.
Kat was hopping up and down, wearing a magical cloak and swinging around what could only be a neon, color-changing sword.
The Weasly twins had no armor, just daggers strapped to their waists, and, of course, their wands.
Gandalf and the hobbits, already having weapons, were sitting on the ground boredly.
Aslan was wearing a baseball cap, and Mr. Tumnis was gigling at his mace.
Dustfingers hands were glittering with fire, and Mo brandished his Blue Jay sword.
The vampires hadn't bought anything, and were now holding a small confrence. Amanda sat patiently by Jasper, admiring her beautifully-made sword.
Yoda had drawn his light saber and was now rather bored.
Mea was busy poking a stuffed animal with her elfin-made blade, and her full-body armor glinted in the artificial light.
Shadow gigled at her double-edged sword and blue cloak, which Pootnic highly jealous of.
Deckk, already having everything he needed, was talking to Gri about his new weapon- a laser gun.
Percy and Ratty were dressed almost identically, in Greek-style armor with two swords from Camp Half Blood. Gover had bought a new set of pipes, and was wearing an electric green helmet.
Kat smiled at the TUHs. "We've done this before." Simultaneously, everyone flicked on thier glasses, as if they'd rehearsed it durring the speaches.
They had.

Enjoy your weapons, everyone! If you want me to change them, I can.

HAHA, AWESOME.

Aslan was wearing a baseball cap

Shadow gigled at her double-edged sword and blue cloak, which Pootnic highly jealous of.

Perfect! My favorite color. (Lol, and of course the sword is great too. XD)

xD Yay!!!

Okay, I edited post two, now all of Part Three is on there!=D

Oh, and guess what! I fixed all the spelling mistakes!

Love the new part!!!

Thanks! =D

You're welcome!!!

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I'm not gonna post more 'till someone else commments, so everyone, come on and read!!! xD