:: Ratty's randomly rattyful blog :: 2/4/10 ::

Today, my family had a little party for my birthday and one of my gifts was a plastic measuring cup since I love to cook. Just curious I asked why didn't they get me glass as I was setting it down on the table. I didn't realized I missed and it fell to the floor. My sister then said "That's why". Way to go family for knowing how much of a klutz I am. MLIA

Today, I rearranged the letters in MOTHER-IN-LAW. My result? WOMAN HITLER. MLIA

Today, I was trying to get to my friends house twenty minutes away and didn't realize I was lost until I saw the sign welcoming me into Georgia. I live in Georgia. MLIA

Last night i fell asleep on my computer's keyboard typing an English essay. I woke up today and read the last sentence that I typed. It said "my view of Shakespeare is zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" I didn't change it. MLIA

Today my mom told me that when my brother and I were little, we didn't believe it was possible to slip on a banana peel. She then told me we peeled over 20 bananas and placed their peels on the kitchen floor and proceeded to step on every one multiple times. Nothing happened. Then my dad walked in and promptly fell on the floor. I haven't doubted the power of banana peels since. MLIA

Today I went with my friends to see 2012. As we were leaving, the escalators suddeny shut down and the lights switched off. People started panicking, some girl started screaming and a guy shouted "NOT YET! IT'S ONLY 2009!" Then the lights turned back on, the escalators moved again and we continued on as though nothing had happened. MLIA.

Today, I was at a football game with a friend. The referee made a bad call and the entire section behind us started booing the call. Over the annoyingly loud section behind us, we hear a guy shout "I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE!" I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a football game. MLIA.

Today, my bus drove by an open field with about five horses in it. Standing among them was a man brushing his teeth. I'm still confused. MLIA.

Today I was in the library when a huge football player looking guy ran in frantically looking for somewhere to hide. He was followed closely by a very small girl who tackled him to the ground, started rubbing her hands all over his head and screaming, "DONT EVER MESS UP MY HAIR AGAIN!!" Eventually the security guard stoped laughing long enough to pull her off. Easily made my week. MLIA

Today, my friends and I decided to try number 45 of 333 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal Mart. All 4 of us piled into a tent and asked people walking by to join us. We got 17 people in that tent. 3 of them were Wal Mart employees. MLIA

A little while ago, I learned that when I was a kid, my dad taught me that the word "vodka" was interchangeable with the word "water" just to see my friends' parents' reactions when I asked for a glass of vodka at their house. I love my dad. MLIA

Today, I was walking along and a girl pointed out my gray hair and asked why because I'm still a teenager. I convinced her that I'm really 43 in Hawaiian years and that we age faster because we're closer to the equator and thus go around the world faster. She said she was so sorry that I was going to miss out on life. I have no idea how I kept such a straight face. MLIA

Today in english, somebody fell asleep during class. My teacher quietly assigned us each a job. Someone closed the blinds, another turned off the lights, and someone found a janitor. Then we made the clock say it was 5:30 and hid in the hallway while the janitor woke up a very scared kid. He won't be sleeping in class again. MLIA.