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:: Ratty's randomly rattyful blog :: 2/6/10 ::
by rattyjol 2/7/2010, 7:15 am
I just spent nine hours going through pictures from summer camp and uploading them on FB. -.- The main uploader wasn't working so I had to do it five at a time, and half the time the page would get stuck and I'd have to do it again. At one point I had to redo a set four times and it took 45 minutes. I think me threatening to murder FB if it didn't upload in my status helped. xD There were 818 pictures (not including the videos) and I picked out 161 of them. But it was nice to relive the memories. 
Some of my comments include:
Yes, I have a picture of a lone teenager who I don't recognize in the slightest. xD It could be Liam's older brother, but I really have no idea.
I also started working on Dimensional again. I tried to start working on my research paper, but, um... well, let's just say this is about as far as I got:
xD
And... yeah, I think that's it.
MLIAs of the day:
Some of my comments include:There is something seriously wrong with that boy.
I do not, and will never, understand middle school boys.
Who is that?
Yes, I have a picture of a lone teenager who I don't recognize in the slightest. xD It could be Liam's older brother, but I really have no idea.
I also started working on Dimensional again. I tried to start working on my research paper, but, um... well, let's just say this is about as far as I got:
English .......................................................... Anita ------
Research paper rough draft .................................... 2/6/10
xD
And... yeah, I think that's it.
MLIAs of the day:
- Spoiler:
- My friend was opening gifts at his sixteenth birthday party. One gift was wrapped in bubble wrap, duct-tape, chicken wire, 6 boxes, an a rigged bobby pin contraption. What was in the present? 16 cents. It took 12 people and a half hour to open the box. Best. 16. Cents. Ever. MLIA
Today, I was reading an MLIA about changing your ringtone to a cough, just incase it went off in class. Well in school today, I "coughed" so many times that my teacher sent me down to the nurse, and I got to go home early. MLIA.
Today, I was walking back to my dorm after class. It was late, and I had had a rough week. As I walked onto my floor, everytime I walked past a room, the people in there came out and sang to me. Each room sang a different word. By the time I got to my room, they had sang "Will You Marry Me?" When I reached my dorm, my boyfriend was standing there, with a huge smile on his face. I said Yes. MLIA.
Today, I realized that the word "huddle" is a combination of the words "hug" and "cuddle." Suddenly the football teams huddles seem a lot less manly. MLIA
Today in class, our assistant teacher stopped the lesson and pointed out the window. Laughing, he said, "Everyone needs to take a moment and learn from this--some poor loser has parked in the handicap space and is getting a ticket!" As he said this, our teacher turned bright red and excused herself. A few minutes later, I almost fell out of my chair laughing when I looked out of the window to see her run across the street, waving her arms and yelling at the parking attendants standing near her car. MLIA.
Last night, I planned on staying up until midnight so I could text her "happy birthday"but I fell asleep. I was woken up at a little past midnight by a text saying "what does that mean?" Apparently I texted her in my sleep; not only did I wish her a happy birthday, but I told her to enjoy her banana pants. She said it made her day. MLIA
A few weeks ago, our upstairs neighbors decided to get rid of an old table. Instead of carrying it down to the curb for trash collection, they chucked it out the window. It got stuck in a tree. We live in such a classy neighborhood. MLIA.
Yesterday, I drove a girl home from a party. When she exited my car she told me how safe of a driver I was. I accepted the compliment and said how I'm usually pretty safe. When I was leaving I backed my car into her house. MLIA.
Today I realized that not once in Humpty Dumpty does it mention he's an egg. I'm still wondering who made that conclusion. MLIA
Today, my sister and I went to a party. Throughout the majority of the party we watched Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. When we got home, our front door would not unlock. We tried countless times, but with no success. Finally, I suggested that maybe if we stroke the door, such as the students did to the Monster Book of Monsters in Harry Potter, perhaps the door would open. We tried it. It worked. MLIA.
Today, I watched my foster kittens chase each other and then proceed to run into the coffee table and my bin of crayons. I laughed at their sillyness then got up, turned, and walked right into a wall. I will never make fun of them again MLIA
Today, my dad was explaining to me how my younger sister had called him when my mom was choking on a pretzel. He then proceeded to tell me that she should have called 411 instead. Long pause. Then he told me that, no, he meant that she should call 611. Long pause again. Then he said to me that he meant 911, and that 411 is information and 611 is verizon. I'm glad my dad is prepared in case there is an emergency. MLIA.
Last night, me and my family got chinese food. My favorite food is cream cheese wontons. As my family and i were looking throught the bag, there were none of my favorite wontons. I was so mad that i crushed the fortune cookie in my hand. My mother found the wontons, and when I opened the crushed cookie, my fortune read "don't panic." Thank you for careing fortune cookie man. MLIA.
Last night I was really tired so I went to bed super early, I woke up to the police men at my door because when my parents couldn't find me when they came home from their friends party. I was asleep in my room. I have been grounded for going to bed early MLIA
Today my dad and I both stayed home from church "sick". This resulted in a DDR dance off (he used a controller). The best part? My dad's the pastor. MLIA
Today, i was in a restuarant wearing my Harry Potter shirt and there were some popular girls from my school there. they laughed at my outfit, but i ignored them. The lights went out so i stood up and yelled "LUMOS" and the lights came back on. Guess who got 4 phone numbers and the jealousy of popular girls?
Today, I got out of my house and as I got off the sidewalk a truck nearly hit me. I covered my head, ducked and screamed "STOP!" When nothing seemed to happen I looked up, not only was the truck empty but it was also parked. It was I who nearly hit the truck. MLIA
I have pretty long hair for a guy, and since it's frizzy and wavy, it sort of resemebles a mop. Everyone's been telling me to get a haircut for about 2 years, and even made a facebook group about it. A few weeks ago a random guy who couldn't speak english very well, looked at me, pointed at his hair, than gave me a thumbs up. Thank you stranger, You made my life. MLIA.
Today, I realised that my sister plays Roller Coaster Kingdom on Facebook aswell. After looking at each others, I learnt that hers is full of devils, ghosts and pirates, she learnt that mine is almost an exact replica of the Disney princess castles. She is 14 and I am a 19 year old male. MLIA
Today, I opened my window and I got hit by a paper aeroplane. From behind. I live alone. MLIA
Today our toaster wasn't working. I came downstairs to find my dad giving it a stern talking to about how he was lactose intolerant and so couldn't have cereal and NEEDED toast because he was hungry. The toaster still didn't work. He screamed that he would replace it with a toaster oven. It promptly popped the toast out.
Today, I watched in amusement as my little sister showed my mother how to open a child-proof pill bottle. MLIA.
Today, I ran into my living room where my dad was and screamed, "Dad, Devon is going into labor!" as a random joke. He jumped up, grabbed his car keys, and has been gone for 45 minutes. I don't even know anyone named Devon. MLIA
Today, my pastor was giving a sermon and brought out his cell phone to prove a point. He then boasted that he had never had his phone ring on him during church before. His phone then started ringing. My dad grinned at me with his phone in his hands and my pastor's number on the screen. I love my Dad. MLIA
Today, I was driving my Harry Potter obsessed 7 year old niece to the park to play with her. We were at a stoplight and it was taking a long time. Being impatient she yelled, "Sammie! Make the stoplight turn green!" I told her to say please, once she did I told her that I would see what I could do. Once I saw the light on the other side of the intersection turn red, I yelled 'LUMOS GREEN!' Needless to say, our stoplight turned green and my niece rode the rest of the drive with her mouth wide open in amazement. MLIA
Recently, there has been a rumor floating around that the school nurse will buy students half price sodas from the teacher's lounge. I finally decided to find out for myself. Leaning through the window I slipped her my dollar bill and said, "I hear you can refer me to Dr. Pepper." Two minutes later I had myself a tasty beverage surreptitiously dropped into my conveniently open purse. Thank you kind nurse lady. All the money you will save me will be going towards my college fund, I promise. MLIA
The other day I was hanging out at my brothers house. I was in the dining room, he was in the living room. All of the sudden I hear "The Circle of Life" only, it wasn't on the tv. I turn to the corner to see my brother singing it, holding my sister-in-laws cat in the air. MLIA.
This summer, I became friends with a guy who told me that, if I ever needed help with anything, I just have to whistle and he would be there. After lunch today, my ex-boyfriend and I were dreading climbing four flights of stairs to get to class, so I tried it. The guy appeared out of nowhere and piggy-backed me to the top floor without saying a word. My ex is still confused and I think I just made friends with a superhero. MLIA.
Today was my first day at my new school. When I got to one of my new classes, my teacher went "Class, we have a new student." The whole class went "Shark bait ooo ha ha!" exactly like they did in Finding Nemo. I think I'm gonna like this new school. MLIA.
Yesterday, at school, the fire alarm went off. Everyone had to evacuate and firetrucks showed up. Later we were told to stay away from the second floor due to severe water damage. Today I found out that this was all because two teachers were playing with a toy helicopter and it broke the sprinkler system. MLIA.
Today, I received an email from my dad. I expected it to be something boring and unimportant, but decided to open it. His email was four pages of scripts for scenes he made up in which Kanye West interrupts different scenes, including a birthing and a bar mitzvah. I'm opening all messages from dad from now on. MLIA
Today, my brother had a friend over. They decided to watch a movie. When I walked into the room, they were holding each other and sobbing. They're 17 year old guys. They were watching Up. MLIA
Today I was in Australia, visiting the zoo. I was on a bridge over a big pit which held saltwater crocodiles. By the railing was a sign that read "Please don't lean on the railing, if the fall doesn't kill you, the crocs sure as 'heck' will". I had to get off the bridge I was laughing so hard. MLIA
Today I took my little sisters friend home for the first time. The girls parents were in the yard and as she hopped out of the car she yell "Thanks for the ride kind stranger sorry I couldn't help you find your dog but thanks for the free candy!" Her dad looked afriad. Her mom couldn't stop laughing. MLIA
Today, in keyboarding class our teacher was handing back essays. She told us to ignore the random doodles and stickers because her daughter had been writing on the papers. Expecting her to say age 4, the class asked how old her daughter was. She responded "22." This made my day. MLIA
Today I made cupcakes and was letting them cool in the kitchen. I then went on Mystery Google to pass the time. On my second search it came up with "the british are coming, hide the cupcakes!" About five seconds after I read this, I heard my Dad's car in the driveway. My father is British. Don't worry Mystery Google, the cupcakes are safely hidden. MLIA
Today, I was at school. There was one kid in my class who annoyed everyone. I was new at school and this was my first day. He kept trying to talk to me and I would just ignore him. Eventually he got up and pushed me, asking my why I ignored him. I looked at him and very calmly said I was a mute. It took him 3 classes to figure it out. MLIA
Today, I vowed to catch the girl next to me copying off my homework. I quickly erased my correct answers and replaced them with absolute nonsense. The girl raised her hand to answer one of the questions. She said that Abraham Lincoln invented the elevator and that new immigrants had to pass through Candy Land before entering the United States. I've done my job. MLIA
Today, I was sitting in math class as usual. Our teacher was lecturing about logarithms and our homework. All of a sudden the kid next to me starts a slow clap. Pretty soon the entire class is filled with clapping. Our teacher asks what's going on and the kid next to me says, "I've been counting how many times you say 'alright', since the beginning of the year. you just hit 3000." It's been 13 weeks into school. MLIA
Today was superhero day at my school. Instead of dressing up as a superhero, I chose to be my own villain: Gotham City Animal Control. By the end of the day I had two Cat Women on leashes, a Batman and The Penguin. I like to think of today as an accomplishment. MLIA
Today, my school performed a fire drill. It was rainy and cold. My friend started walking toward the building before we were given the OK. My teacher asked him what he was doing. He responded, "I'm going to warm up by the fire." MLIA.
Today, I was sitting in the Tampa Airport. Over the loudspeaker I heard, "Code 10, Code 10". While everyone around me was clearly getting nervous, I decided to look it up on my handy iphone. Apparently a "Code 10" in Tampa's airport means a toilet over flowed. You can't fool me, Tampa. MLIA
Today, my family came across a wishing fountain. I wished for an iTouch which my brother thought was conceited. Wanting to look good in front of my parents, he wished for world peace. The coin he threw bounced off the fountain and hit him on the head. You can't fool the wishing fountain, brother. MLIA
Today we lost power at my school. Everyone was silent in the darkness until my friend laughed maniacally and shouted "At last the tables have turned!" He is blind. MLIA
Today, my brother, sister and I went to visit my grandfather in the hospital. He had a minor heart attack earlier in the day and my uncle had been with him the whole time. We walked in the room and my uncle said in a very somber voice, "We lost him for a while today." We all paused and thought he meant that there was a brief moment when he stopped breathing, etc. My uncle went on to say "Yeah, he was rolling around chasing the nurses on the first floor and I couldn't find him anywhere." MLIA
Today, a boy in my chemistry class drank one of those HUGE cans of Monster in under 10 minutes. A little later when he left to go to the bathroom, our teacher had us hide his stuff, change seats, and pretend like he wasnt in our clas. When the boy returned, our teacher asked him what he was doing in our class, and everyone pretended like they didnt know him. He thought the Monster had messed with his brain, and he wandered around the school for 20 minutes trying to figure out which class he was supposed to be in. MLIA
Today, I went to get my sonogram, and while in the waiting room, a bubbly little 6 yr. old decided to strike up a conversation. She thought she'd tell me where babies come from. Her exact words were, "... and then this dork brings this baby into your life!". I politely asked if she meant "stork". She just looked at me like I was crazy, and said "Obviously, you've never met my dad". Best. Kid. Ever. MLIA
Today, we were looking at pictures from a wilderness survival trip. One of the pictures was of trash. An obnoxious kid in the class blurted out, "Who takes a picture of trash?" A quiet kid in the class, without missing a beat, replied with "Well, there were a few pictures of you." Even the teacher laughed. MLIA.
Today, I was trying to telepathically get my best friends attention in english class, after several attempts a boy I had never talked to before turned to me, smiled and then shushed me politely. I am terrified of him. MLIA
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. When I got home later I found 3 coloring books, a 72 pack of crayons, swedish fish, all the Harry Potter books, 8 new pairs of assorted colored socks, and a note saying "where is a respectable place to bury the body?" Thanks little sis, I'm all better. MLIA.
Today, I was messing around with Mystery Google and typed in "Crazy Stalkers". It came up with "I can see you, look out your window." Sure enough, my boyfriend was sitting in the tree outside my window, about to throw an acorn at it to scare me. Thank you Mystery Google, from keeping my pants free of startled urine. MLIA
Today, our class was trying to pick a theme for prom. One kid said "Harry Potter!" Our class president asked how we would pull it off, and the kid said, "We wouldn't have to do anything. We would just let people into the room and say "You can't see the decorations because you're muggles!" I think we have a prom theme. MLIA
Today, while texting a friend, I learned that my phone auto-corrects my spelling. When I type 'okayyyyy?' my phone changes it to 'platypus?' I believe that is a perfectly acceptable substitute. MLIA
Today I was sitting in class doodling when I was called down to the office because of a family emergency. My mother came and picked me up and drove me home. Turns out the "family emergency" was my father and mother trying to turn on the PS3. I got to stay home the rest of the day.
Today, while I was volunteering at a senior citizen center, they were discussing their marriages, wives/husbands/love stories, and one very old woman said the lyrics to love story by taylor swift as if it were really her story. None of the other seniors realized. MLIA
Today, I saw a man sprinting and screaming 'Help!' down a street in a busy suburb. Alarmed, I looked behind him to see if he was being chased. A few seconds later, I saw a goat running in the same direction. I stood there in amazement. MLIA
Three weeks ago I moved to a new city and changed schools. I had hair down to my shoulders at that point and spoke with a fake British accent. Today, I came to school with my hair cut incredibly short and with my normal accent. Everyone was wondering where the British girl Emma went, and who I was. MLIA.
Today, I was on duty (I'm a police officer) and I saw somebody speeding. I drove up close behind him, ready to pull him over. Then I read his bumper sticker: "I'm only speeding because I really have to poop." I didn't pull him over. MLIA
Today I ripped off the mattress tag that claims it's illegal to remove it. An hour later a police cruiser pulled into my driveway. Afraid, I quickly ran upstairs and taped the tag back onto my mattress. Turns out he was just checking to make sure my brother, who had broken his arm in a recent car crash, was recovering well. I still left the tag taped to my bed, just in case. MLIA
Today, my friend and I went to the Harry Potter exhibit at the Museum of Science. WE were leaving the museum part, already having spent hours in the exhibit. There was an automatic hand stamper and to be festive the stamp was a lightning bolt. I watched as a little boy stuck his head under and get his forehead stamped. He ran away screaming triumphantly as his mother chased him. Hope for future generations has been renewed. MLIA
Today, the first words out of my math teacher's mouth were "I can tell that males are becoming dumber." I was completely confused and he continued, "Just look at the leader of the pack." He pointed at one of the senior boys who was standing by the pencil sharperner. The boy promptly shouted back, "I'm not dumb!" before beginning to sharpen the leadless mechanical pencil I just lent him. MLIA.
Today I was taking a walk around the industrial park in our town and noticed that on one side, we have a Fed-Ex office and a Pepsi factory, and on the other side we have a UPS depot and a Coca Cola plant. I'm still waiting for the war to start. MLIA.
Today, I had to use crutches at school because I sprained my ankle. upon my arrival, several kids asked what happened to me. I looked at them with a serious face and told them I broke my wrist. they nodded sympathetically and walked away. MLIA
Today, my Spanish teacher saw me walking to class and started talking to me. I got really excited because I could understand almost everything she was saying, which rarely happens because I'm so bad at Spanish. Only after our conversation ended did I realize she had been speaking English the whole time. MLIA
Today in math class, my friend threw a pen at me. I laughed and said "It's mine now!" I then realized that it was the same pen I let him borrow 5 minutes ago. MLIA
Today, I was talking to my brother's girlfriend on facebook. Just as I was about to sign off I heard my brother sneeze. I quickly told his girlfriend that he sneezed, signed off and ran upstairs. Just then my brother got a text saying bless you =) the look on his face was priceless as he slowly looked around the room. MLIA
Today I was cleaning my room and I got a phone call. When I found out it was a telemarketer, I hung up. Three minutes later, they called back and said "It's really rude to hang up on people. How do you like it?" and hung up. I'm still speechless. MLIA.
Today, at my school banquet, I was voted by the girls on my floor as "Most likely to sleep with Batman". All of the guys seemed really impressed. Little do they know, it's because I have Batman sheets and a pillowcase with Batman's face on it.
Today, I was sitting outside of a coffee shop having a very serious conversation. During a rather dramatic pause, I made the mistake of looking behind the person I was talking to. Just at that moment, somebody dressed as a giant strawberry sprinted by. I can't remember the rest of the conversation.. MLIA
Today, We had a substitute who cannot tell the difference between a wall and a white board. We let her write four math problems on the wall before we told her what she was doing. She taped two pieces of paper on it and said "Shhh. Nobody has to know." I love substitutes.
Today, my physics class did a lab where we launched water balloons across the football field and tried to hit our teacher. All week, our class has been working on complex vector calculations. My lab group was the only one to hit our teacher, and we got extra credit. We were also the only group to give up on the math and totally wing it. MLIA.
Last night, my husband and I were playfighting. He had me in a hold and was tickling me. I shouted, "EXPECTO PATRONUM" at the top of my lungs and my cat came running in from the other room, scratched my husband across the face, then ran back out. MLIA.
Today, my grandfather was diagnosed with Alzheimer's. I thought he would be really depressed or sad, but apparently he's really excited because now he can hide his own Easter eggs. MLIA.
Today, my half-blind grandmother told me the princess on my t-shirt was very beautiful, and that I look just like her. My shirt had Wolverine on it. Bless her heart. MLIA
Today, I made my boyfriend and myself as sims. The first thing my boyfriend's wanted was to make out. The first thing my sim did was start a fire trying to cook mac n cheese. This game knows us so well. MLIA.
Today, I was in my math class sitting next to my friend. We were both exhausted and fell asleep for about 10 minutes. When we woke up the teacher was scolding someone for talking during her lesson, and used me and my friend as an example of quiet, focused students. MLIA
Today, me and my brother were outside in the yard. My brother got annoyed with a squirrel and threw a pine cone at it. Two seconds later, the squirrel picked up an acorn and threw it at my brother. It hit him directly in the head. MLIA
Today, I saw an ice cream truck pulling out of my apartment complex. I live in college apartments and i've never seen such a scared face as the lady driving the truck because there was at least 50 people chasing her. I love my college. MLIA
Today, I was studying for my biology exam when I saw a huge centipede on the textbook. I freaked out and whacked it with a nearby notebook before I realized it was a picture. I felt dumb until I turned the page and saw written "How many of you were scared by the centipede?" with six tally marks below it. MLIA
The other day in Chemistry, my teacher was doing an experiment with alcohol, showing us how it expands faster than water. He did this with a blowtorch. My teacher is now missing his eyebrows, there are burn marks on the ceiling, and we're never allowed to do the experiment again. It was still totally worth it. MLIA
Today, I was at my uncle's house when I went to use the restroom. Hanging above the toilet was a sign that said, "We aim to please. You aim too, please." I laughed so hard I almost missed. MLIA
Today, I woke up to find a spoon glued to my bedroom wall. I live alone and i'm still confused. MLIA
Today, I was sitting in my philosophy class when my teacher got upset about all the distracted people sitting in the back of the classroom. He then used me, a person who has always sat in the front row, as the "perfect model student who has never been distracted." During the 2 hour duration of the class I had responded to 29 texts, chatted on Facebook and Skype, and read 20 pages of MLIA. I have never felt better or more accomplished in my college career. MLIA.
Today in math class we were learning something I didn't understand so I asked the teacher for help. He jumped a foot in the air and nearly had a heart attack when I started speaking. Turns out a teacher I've had for a year and a half thought I was mute. That explains why he never asks me for answers. MLIA
Today, I was in my dorm bathroom and someone had written 'Pirates Rock!' on the wall. I thought it was kind of funny. Then someone turned off the lights and I realized someone else had written 'Ninjas are better' in glow in the dark ink over top. So. Much. Win. MLIA
Today, I had to stop for a pedestrian in the crosswalk. The pedestrian was a chicken. I'm not sure if I'm more excited by the fact that I saw a chicken cross the road, or that he was smart enough to use the crosswalk. MLIA
Today, I decided to be sneaky and hide under my grandmother's bed to scare her. Several minutes later, I heard heavy breathing and shuffling under the bed. Terrified, I started screaming and kicking whatever was there. Turns out, it was my grandfather under the bed. What was he doing? Trying to scare my grandmother. MLIA
Today, while in history class, my teacher asked the class if anyone knew how to knit or sew. The only person to raise their hand was the captain of the mens lacrosse team. MLIA
Today I was bored so I decided to participate in the Google and Yahoo debate. I typed in I Did Not in yahoo and it came up with I Did Not Recieve My Stimulus Check. Google came up with, I Did Not Hit You I High-Fived Your Face. Google wins again! MLIA.
Today, a really attractive guy was working out in front of me on the treadmills at the gym. I used him as motivation to run faster, visualizing that I could reach him if I ran fast enough. He kept turning around to look at me. At first I was flattered but then I realized it was because I had been muttering "my precious" creepily under my breath. MLIA.
Today, I remembered an MLIA a while back about a kid yelling "the floor is lava" during a class, and everyone played along, not touching the floor for the remainder of the class. I thought it was funny and decided to give it a try during my physics class today. After doing so, I received several awkward stares and was sent to the principles office. When there, I told him what I said, and he replied by saying "it is?!" and jumping on his desk. Authority win. MLIA.
Today, I finally decided to ask my mother about the grosslooking, torn to pieces superman action-figure she had on her shelf. She told me that when I was younger, she said the phrase, "You are what you eat" and I had eaten the superman action figure. After the surgury to get it out of my stomach, she kept it. I made it into a necklace. MLIA
Last night, I was brushing my teeth before bed. That's when I noticed that I always stare at my myself in the mirror while brushing. I thought it was silly and decided to stop looking in the mirror and just stare at the sink. That's when I completely missed my mouth and stuck my toothbrush up my nose. Now I know why the mirror is there. MLIA
Today, I asked my class of 2nd graders why they thought Obama was elected president. Most of the answers I got were things like because he is a good president and because he will help the U.S. One boy raised his hand and said, "Because he's part Kenyan - they always win the race." New favorite student? I think so. MLIA
A while ago I introduced my father to my first boyfriend. The only thing my dad said to him was "If you hurt my daughter, remember I have a shovel and woods. No one will find the body." Several months later, he broke up with me. Today, my dad and I were at Home Depot buying a shovel. my ex saw us, and my dad pointed to the shovel. The look on my ex's face was priceless. MLIA
Today, I was called to the main office. They said I had a family emergency and that I was given permission to go home by my mother. When I got home, I called her right away to see what was going on. She told me she forgot to harvest her strawberries on Farmville and she wants me to harvest them before they die. I was too late. MLIA.
Today, my English teacher told us we had to write an essay on what we wanted to be when we were little. Most of the girls wrote Princesses,and most of the boys wrote race-car drivers. I was looking through my diary when I was 6...apparently I wanted to marry Big Bird, raise an army of mutant gummy worms, and take over Candyland. I got 100% and a Pokèmon sticker. MLIA
Today I cut my leg on a chair at school and got blood on my pants. At least six of my friends came up to me and told me seriously that I had gotten my period, and one gave me a tampon. I'm a 15 year old guy... who goes to an all guys school... who is still wondering where Bobby got that tampon. MLIA.
Today, I was stealing some ice cream from one of my roommates. As I sat down to watch some TV, he walked out of his bedroom with my other roommate's bag of potato chips. Right after that, the other roommate walked into the room, with one of my cans of pop. Without a word, we all passed the food to its respective owner, and went back to what we were doing. MLIA
Today, I went chainsaw shopping with my dad. We were looking at electric ones, but my dad complained about how he can't go on a murderous rampage while attached to a wall. The looks on the surrounding customers made my day. I love my dad. MLIA
Today while at my friend's house, we heard a loud thud and her parents yelling from the basement. When we went down to check it out, we saw her dad tangled in red yarn and her mom doing a victory dance. I don't know what happened but i'm incredibly jealous of her right now. MLIA.
Today, while eating a bag of M&M's, I picked up something out of the bag, but it didn't feel like an M&M. I looked down to discover it was a tiny plastic turtle. I have no idea where he came from, but he is now names Harold and is sitting on my window sill. MLIA.
Today, I was watching Dirty Dancing on tv. As I muted the volume I still heard the movie playing somewhere in my house. I then proceeded to walk around my house and discover my mom, dad, sister, and two brothers were all watching Dirty Dancing, all in seperate rooms. MLIA
Today, I read that when NASA first started sending astronauts in space they discovered that ball point pens didn't work in zero gravity. They spent a decade and 12 billion dollars to develop a pen that would write in zero gravity, upside down, under water, on any surface and tempatures that reached 300 degrees below zero. The Russians used a pencil. MLIA
Today in class, my teacher was yelling at us because someone had a laser light. Every five minutes it would appear on someone's face or the board and he would scream, "Who is it?! I'll kill you!" The fourth time I noticed it, I looked at my teacher to see if he saw it too. He had the laser light under his desk, and was quietly laughing to himself. MLIA
Today, I told my 6 year old brother if you eat a watermelon seed watermelons would grow inside him and out his ears. My mother later that night gave him a slice of watermelon and he ate all the seeds to see what would happen. That morning I placed a watermelon next to his head while he was sleeping, and when he woke up he was screaming. He ran as fast as he could to my mother carrying the watermelon and yelled to her, "Mommy I pooped a watermelon out my ear!". MLIA
Today, while at my dads job I was complaining that I didn't have phone service. I continued on to say "What if I was dying? How would I get help?" He just stared at me and laughed. I then realized that we were standing in the middle of a hospital. MLIA
Today, I was chatting online with my boyfriend when I got off the computer for a while to clean the bathroom. I came back and saw he was still online, so I typed in, RRAWRR! He typed back, Meoww!! We spent five minutes exchanging animal noises until he finally told me that this was my boyfriend's dad... Never in my life have a I met an adult who knows so many animal noises. I have a new hero. MLIA.
Today, my sister and I were hungry so we went through the Mcdonalds drive through. I drive a rather old beat up car, and as we pulled up to the window to get our food the worker looked at me and sarcastically said "Nice car." Without missing a beat my 10 year old sister leans over the seat and said "Nice job." That shut him up. MLIA
In my science class, we were taking down notes. Some girls outside were talking and shrieking. All of a sudden our teacher picked up a banana, holding it like a gun, and walked out the door. All we heard was him yell "BAM BAM BAM" and then total quiet. He walked back in and continued teaching. New favorite teacher. MLIA
Today, My mom was leaving the house and ran right into our sliding glass door. My dog did the exact same thing. My cat, however walked up to the door and put her paw on the glass, noticed it was shut and used the kitty door. Glad to know who's the smart one. MLIA
Today, some workmen finished building a fence around my school as a safety precaution. As soon as the workers left, a fellow highschooler put up a sign that read, "Please do not feed the highschoolers." I chose the right highschool. MLIA.
Today, while babysitting my next door neighbours children, the little girl asked me "Why are girls smarter than boys?". Before I could say "Boys and girls are equal, sweetie", her twin brother entered the room, covered in custard. I was speechless. MLIA
Today, I was trying to outrun a person who was running across the street. I ran into a pole. As the other person pointed and laughed at me, he ran into a stop sign. MLIA.
Today, I was asked to a dance by a guy in my English. When I asked him why he should take me he simply replied "I know all the words to the pokemon theme song, I can recite the whole of 101 Dalmations and I can count to six." Consider my date taken care of. MLIA
Today I saw a fire hydrant that was leaking on a very confused looking dog. Payback? I think so. MLIA
Yesterday, I got my cat one of those collars which are magnetic to open cat flaps, it looks awesome, and I thought it may be of some use to the cat... Today, I walked in to find my cat stuck to the frige. That looked pretty awesome aswell. MLIA
Today we were writing a test in class, when we heard these kids outside the classroom talking really loudly. My teacher stands up and says "should I go yell at them?" we all agree wanting to hear our little old teacher raise her voice. She ended up chasing them down the hall, and past our windows outside, and finally we see her tackle our quaterback to the ground. Our class has petitioned her to join our football team. MLIA
Awhile ago in my physics honors class we were using meter sticks. I pretended to sword fight with my friend and my teacher came over. He said "we do not fight with meter sticks in my class", gave me a stern look, then walked away. A few minutes later he came back with 2 foam swords and said "we fight with swords". He's now my favorite teacher. MLIA
Today, I went to go see Paranormal Activity with my boyfriend. There was only one other couple in the theater and my boyfriend kept teasing me for being on edge and jumpy. In the last five minutes of the movie someone snuck up behind us and yelled "BOO!" Although we both jumped my boyfriend screamed like a five year old and leapt into the seats in front of us. Thank you, secret ninja man, for giving me something to tease him about FOREVER. MLIA
Today, I was babysitting my neightbor. We got into a conversation about unicorns, and I said "man, I wish they existed!" To which he replied, "They do, they just got fat and grey so we call them rhinoceros" I now have a new outlook on life. MLIA
Today, my little sister got in trouble at school. She was fighting with some boy when the teacher stopped them. She ended up asking each of them what they would do if they were the opposite CABBAGE! for a day. The boy answered "I don't know." My sister, "I would probably wonder why my IQ dropped." I was so proud of my sister. MLIA
Today, my mom was talking about how she thinks my boyfriend is too old for me because I'm 15 and he just turned 18. My boyfriend sat there uncomfortably listening to her go on and on about it until I pointed out that, when my dad graduated high school, my mom was in the 4th grade. She stopped talking and left the room. MLIA.
Today, in modern history we were learning about WWII and our teacher decided the only way to properly learn was by 'doing'. Therefore, we all got up, filed out of the room and invaded a Year 7 maths class. The best part was when their teacher leapt up, cried "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!" and jumped out the window. Naturally, it was the ground floor, but the dramatic flair was appreciated. MLIA.
Today, while waiting for our classroom, we realized the door was jammed and the class before us was locked inside. After a team of maintenance men with drills and hammers, two administrators with master keys, and one janitor trying to pry it open with a crowbar, the quiet kid in my class took a running leap and karate kicked the door. Guess who got it open? MLIA.
Today I was swinging at the park when a 4 year old boy walked up to me. He lifted his hand up in the shape of a gun and aimed it at me. I slowed down a bit to see what he was doing, then all of of sudden he yelled "bang!" and pulled the trigger. I instantaneously fell backwards off the swing and played dead. He ran up to me and screamed, "My first victim! Mwahahaha!" Needless to say, I hope I don't run into that kid when he is older. MLIA
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by shadowsowner888 2/7/2010, 10:21 am
xD I only read some of the MLIAs at the topic, but they're epic! I even read half of them. :3 My friend and I were on MLIA yesterday.
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