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:: Ratty's randomly rattyful blog :: 2/11/10 ::
by rattyjol 2/12/2010, 3:31 am
Didn't do much today.
In Math we did more square rooty stuff. We took some notes and were going to do an assignment on the Pythagorean Theorem but Mr. D said it looked familiar and then realized that we'd done it in Science class. Either I have a really bad memory or everyone else just agreed to get out of the assignment. xD So we took some notes on another section and did that instead.
In JS we had current events. The rabbi took literally every period that wasn't Math or electives today so we could watch a movie, but she refused to watch it in her own period. I fail to see this logic. Also, she very loudly interrupts the person talking to tell the rest of the class to stop interrupting when there's like two people whispering on the other side of the room. It's like, seriously? xP And then Dana was reading out her article and she said "The unknown assailants then-" and the rabbi yells (completely serious) "Who did it?" And then half a sentence later she randomly yells "Two guesses!" She irritates me.
In what was supposed to be first period Humanities we watched more of Exodus.
Lunch I read and managed to claim Mr. T's chair for the rest of the movie-watching time. A ton of kids called their parents and asked if they could skip the rest of the day cuz we weren't doing anything. xD Only Dorianna got permission, though, and I'm not sure if she actually left.
Second period "Humanities" we watched more Exodus. The rabbi gave out chocolate kisses, though, so that was cool.
And then during passing period she handed out the leftovers to the four people who stayed in the room. And then Nate gave me one of his cuz for some reason he didn't want it. It was awesome. 
And then instead of Hebrew we watched more Exodus. (God, it's a long movie. xP) And that was only halfway through. And then after class ended she kept saying, "Oh, just a few more minutes!" So she took up the ten minute recess, the five minute passing period, and the first five minutes of our next class. So not only did we not get even five minutes in between classes when we're supposed to have fifteen, but we got in trouble for being late to electives. xP
In computers we had to make a building with an exterior and an interior on Google Sketchup and I spent about half the first period making chairs from the tutorial, and then the rest of the time making a really weird thing that I think was supposed to be some type of military jail or something (About half of what we'd just seen of Exodus was breaking out of jail, I think it rubbed off on me
). I thought it was kinda stupid looking (I only had time to make two barred windows and a few uneven windows on the guard towers and it was a really weird shape) but everyone who looked at it said it was really cool and Elizabeth said maybe I should become an architect. o.0
Then I took the bus, did my Math HW, and read a little. Then I walked home and then both my parents went out (separately) so I was home alone.
I downloaded this AMAZING song (Not Alone by Linkin Park) that was written to raise money for Haiti. It's sooooooooooo sad, though.
After listening to it a few times I almost cried, which I almost never do for things in songs and books and stuff. And then I started feeling glad that I didn't live in Haiti, and then I started feeling guilty for feeling glad, because I know that if I did live in Haiti I wouldn't want people thinking, "Oh, I'm so glad I don't live there." And also I'm scared, because the area I live in is very earthquake-prone and we're due to have a big one sometime soon.
MLIAs of the day:
In Math we did more square rooty stuff. We took some notes and were going to do an assignment on the Pythagorean Theorem but Mr. D said it looked familiar and then realized that we'd done it in Science class. Either I have a really bad memory or everyone else just agreed to get out of the assignment. xD So we took some notes on another section and did that instead.
In JS we had current events. The rabbi took literally every period that wasn't Math or electives today so we could watch a movie, but she refused to watch it in her own period. I fail to see this logic. Also, she very loudly interrupts the person talking to tell the rest of the class to stop interrupting when there's like two people whispering on the other side of the room. It's like, seriously? xP And then Dana was reading out her article and she said "The unknown assailants then-" and the rabbi yells (completely serious) "Who did it?" And then half a sentence later she randomly yells "Two guesses!" She irritates me.
In what was supposed to be first period Humanities we watched more of Exodus.
Lunch I read and managed to claim Mr. T's chair for the rest of the movie-watching time. A ton of kids called their parents and asked if they could skip the rest of the day cuz we weren't doing anything. xD Only Dorianna got permission, though, and I'm not sure if she actually left.
Second period "Humanities" we watched more Exodus. The rabbi gave out chocolate kisses, though, so that was cool.
And then during passing period she handed out the leftovers to the four people who stayed in the room. And then Nate gave me one of his cuz for some reason he didn't want it. It was awesome. And then instead of Hebrew we watched more Exodus. (God, it's a long movie. xP) And that was only halfway through. And then after class ended she kept saying, "Oh, just a few more minutes!" So she took up the ten minute recess, the five minute passing period, and the first five minutes of our next class. So not only did we not get even five minutes in between classes when we're supposed to have fifteen, but we got in trouble for being late to electives. xPIn computers we had to make a building with an exterior and an interior on Google Sketchup and I spent about half the first period making chairs from the tutorial, and then the rest of the time making a really weird thing that I think was supposed to be some type of military jail or something (About half of what we'd just seen of Exodus was breaking out of jail, I think it rubbed off on me
). I thought it was kinda stupid looking (I only had time to make two barred windows and a few uneven windows on the guard towers and it was a really weird shape) but everyone who looked at it said it was really cool and Elizabeth said maybe I should become an architect. o.0Then I took the bus, did my Math HW, and read a little. Then I walked home and then both my parents went out (separately) so I was home alone.
I downloaded this AMAZING song (Not Alone by Linkin Park) that was written to raise money for Haiti. It's sooooooooooo sad, though.
I break down, fear is sinking in
The cold comes, racing through my skin
Searching for a way to get to you
Through the storm you...
Go, giving up your home
Go, leaving all you've known
You are not alone
With arms up, stretched into the sky
With eyes like, echoes in the night
Hiding from the HEAVEN! that you've been through
Silent one, you....
Go, giving up your home
Go, leaving all you've known
You are not alone
Go, giving up your home
Go, leaving all you've known
You are not alone
You go, giving up your home
Go, leaving all you've known
You Go, giving up your home
Go, you are not alone
You are not alone
You are not alone
You are not alone
After listening to it a few times I almost cried, which I almost never do for things in songs and books and stuff. And then I started feeling glad that I didn't live in Haiti, and then I started feeling guilty for feeling glad, because I know that if I did live in Haiti I wouldn't want people thinking, "Oh, I'm so glad I don't live there." And also I'm scared, because the area I live in is very earthquake-prone and we're due to have a big one sometime soon.
MLIAs of the day:
- Spoiler:
- A few days ago my art teacher gave us a quiz that was worth 60% of our grade. Then the next day she gave us a art project that was worth 60% of our grade. I think theres a reason she a art teacher and not a math teacher.MLIA
Today, my father called me to ask where I was. I quickly replied in Spanish class. He said "Sorry" and hung up. Today is Saturday, I've never taken Spanish, and he called me on the HOUSE phone. MLIA.
Today, I was trying unsuccessfully to open a box of Special K. I started ranting about why Kellogg's couldn't design better packaging and that I was going to write the company and boycott if they didn't improve. My husband then pointed out that I had opened the bottom of the box. MLIA
Recently I found out that my grandpa needed to wear a tracking device in the hospital because he would always escape to the third floor for cookies. I'm glad to know my grandpa knows what's important. MLIA.
Today, I had a conversation with a friend using only quotes from cereal commercials. And it made sense. MLIA.
Today my dad was talking about one of my friends social skills. He said "He just says whatever comes out of his mouth" My mom replied with "Most people do" MLIA.
Today I decided to talk to myself. I added myself in my buddy list and started talking to myself. Everytime I typed, it said "(my screenname) is typing..." I had a full conversation with myself. Then I randomly typed "I am standing right behind you"; it just so happens that there was a mirror behind me, I looked back, saw myself, and freaked out. I think I'm officially losing it. MLIA
Yesterday my friend and I were walking down the stairs in my school when we noticed the bulletin board had a sign that said "Have A Happy Fall!" My friend and I laughed at the irony. Then I promptly fell down the stairs. MLIA
Today I learned that the guy who was the voice of Bugs Bunny was deathly allergic to carrots. Mind. Blown. MLIA
Today I discovered that my mom thought dragons were real until 1996. She was 30 in 1996. She thought that dragons were only extinct. MLIA
Today I realised my former Economics teacher has the last name Adams and his cellphone ringtone for when a member of his family calls him is the theme from "The Addam's Family". It has taken me eight months to understand the connection. MLIA.
Today, my best friend and I decided to go to the mall and walk up to random teenage males screaming "You jerk! I can't believe you're cheating on her!" while waving Nerf guns around threateningly. Half of them ran away, three of them went into shock, and the other four went down on their knees and begged us not to tell. Well, I guess we've figured out how to keep ourselves entertained over winter break. MLIA.
Today, Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door. My roommate answered the door in the nude and said "you're not my 5 o'clock". I don't think they'll be back. MLIA
Today, I was wondering if yahoo and google are aware of the battle between them, so I typed in google "google is going" and I got "google is going to take over that world". Then in yahoo I typed in "google is going" again and I got "google is going down". Yeah I'm pretty sure they're aware. MLIA.
Today, I went to go take a shower, within the bathroom that is shared by another dorm room. I noticed the curtain of our shower was closed (it's normally open) - so I (as a joke) snuck up on it, and threw it open - yelling "BOO!" A small child I have never seen before screamed (fully clothed) and ran through the door that leads to the other dorm that shares the bathroom. I am still confused. MLIA.
Today I threw a snowball at my sister in the mall parking lot. This turned into a 3 hour epic snowball battle which by the time it ended had grown to include over 40 people including the mall santa and the security gaurds dispatched to break it up. MLIA
Today, I walked into the closet of the girl's dressing room at my school theater, intending to try on my costume. Instead, I found five fellow actors and techies having a tea party. They said they were waiting for Aslan. I joined them. MLIA
Today, I stumbled upon a shirtless picture of Daniel Radcliffe. Showing it to my mom I said something about him being grossly furry. My eight-year-old sister was walking by, and she contributed "Maybe that's why they call him Harry" I love her MLIA
The other day my best friend was telling me a story about her older sister who is in college. Apparently when she got her exam schedule, it said US History. She started freaking out thinking she was taking the wrong class because she was supposed to be in American History. Whats worse is that several of her friends also believed they had been taking the wrong class and were freaking out as well. MLIA
Today, my dad and I were watching a football game on tv. My dad started to get mad at the how the game was going and after one play, he yelled "you idiot!" No longer than 5 seconds later, my little brother came running down the stairs and said, "did you call me?" My brother had no idea why I was rolling on the floor laughing. MLIA
Today, while my mom was on the phone with my uncle, she started teasing me about my always having to have my hair done. I said theres nothing wrong with wanting to look nice in public, and my uncle agreed, saying that it takes him hours to get his hair just right. My uncle is bald. I love my family. MLIA.
Today, a freshman at my school asked me directions to a certain teacher's room. I told him to go down the hall to the last door on the right. I wonder how long it will take him to figure out that it's a round building. MLIA
The other day in Chemistry, we were taking a test. The room was completely silent, so the clock ticking was really loud. My principle walked into the room, stopped, and said "What is that mysterious ticking noise? Hmm, kinda catchy." MLIA
In my hometown, there's a road called "Dirt Road". Its paved. MLIA.
Today, I was angrily vacuuming my house, and the vacuum was being stupid. I saw my mum and I was like "mum, this vacuum sucks." she replies "that's what its supposed to do." touche mum. MLIA
Today while I was walking to school, I saw a random bulldog running extremely fast down the middle of the street. A few seconds later, I saw a little kitten chasing after him. I'm pleased to know the tables have turned. MLIA
Today, I saw a man dressed as the Burger King, and another man dressed like Ronald McDonald fighting in front of a Wendy's. MLIA
Today, I watched the Lion King with my little brother, who had never seen it before. When Nala and Simba were reunited and they were jumping around, he said, "This movie isn't realistic. Lions can't stand on their hind legs!" I politely reminded him that all the animals had been talking the entire movie. MLIA
Today, I went to Arby's with my mom. In the middle of ordering our food, this lady interrupts us and starts yelling at the employees, telling them there are onions on her sandwich and she asked for no onions because she is deathly allergic to them. My mom suddenly says outloud, "Well maybe they were put on there for a reason." The look on the ladies face was priceless. I love you mom. MLIA
Today, I hid under my mom's covers and she didn't notice until she had gotten into bed and I popped out and scared her. I am 17, five foot eight, and this is the third time I've done that this week. MLIA.
Yesterday, our school was supposed to have a dance in the gym, but the DJ didn't come. What did we do? We played super hide and seek manhunt extreme with the teachers all over the school. The look on the DJ's face was priceless when he walked in and saw the principal running into the hallway screaming "They're coming! Oh dear lord they're coming for me!" I love my school.MLIA
Today for Halloween my friends and I are dressing up as Waldo, Camen Sandiego, Princess Anastasia, a child on the milk carton, the lost tribe of Roanoke, and Osama Bin Laden. They'll never find us. MLIA
Today, my father was trying to make coffee with the new, very expenzive coffee maker my step-mom bought. It was making all kinds of weird noises, but no coffee. After about 10 minutes my dad yelled, "If you don't make me coffee RIGHT NOW, I'm going to throw you at the sidewalk." It made the coffee. I think it was peeing in fear. MLIA.
Today, I dressed up as the SAT test at my highschool. I was voted the scariest costume. MLIA.
Today, I got a text from my mom saying "FWD: FWD: WARNING: Men r trying 2 sell "Perfume" in Parking lots. DONT SMELL IT. Its not perfume. U will pass out. New rape Tactic. Please send to all women." Thank you for worrying about me mother, from your son. MLIA
Recently, in health class we had a question asking the definition of Bipolar. Knowing the answer was two extremes I read the other answers. My favorite? A polar bear who likes boys and girls. Ive never loved health class more in my life. MLIA
The other night, I was walking to my apartment after my night class. As I was waiting to cross a road, a car stopped at the light. All four doors opened and 3 guys and a girl got out to run around the car screaming, "Chinese fire drill!" I got excited and joined in running around the car. After a minute or so, one of the guys yelled, "Everybody in!" Somehow, I ended up behind the wheel. The light turned green, so I turned and drove down the road to my apartment building. I stopped, turned off the car, thanked them for the ride, got out and started running up to my building. While I was running, I heard one of the guys ask, "Who the HEAVEN! was that?" This was easily the proudest I've been of myself in 4 years at college. MLIA
Today, a girl was presenting a speech about a career in nursing, and someone asked if blood bothered her. Her response? "No, I'm a girl." I don't think that I have ever laughed so hard at the frightened look on so many boys faces. MLIA
Today, I went to my fridge to get some ice. I pushed the ice dispenser expecting for ice to come out but instead a bar of Hershey's cookies & cream fell into my glass. I feel this was an acceptable substitute. MLIA
Today was dress-up day at my school. I dressed up as pikachu, and when I was on my way to chemistry, a boy I didn't know, dressed as Ash, pulled out a pokéball and proceeded to try and capture me. He chased me up a flight of stairs, through a crowded hallway, and into the girls bathroom. We have a date tomorrow. MLIA
Today, my friends and I carved a pumpkin so that one side was Voldemort's face and the other was Quirrel, complete with a turban made out of toilet paper. MLIA.
Today, my 6 year old brother was angry at our family for not letting him play his gameboy at the table. Later that night he left us a note that said "I hate you all, I runned away, don't look for me, i'm in the closet." I have high hopes for that boy. MLIA
Today, I dressed up as Waldo for costume day at school. When I got home I had 238 tagged pictures of me which were pictures of other people, but had me in the background. 182 of these had the caption "I FOUND HIM!!!". MLIA
Yesterday in Physics someone's phone went off to the tune of the Justice League. After the professor paused his lecture to acknowledge the phone, the kid answered his phone and replied, "The University is in trouble?! We're on our way!" The kid stood up, ripped off his t-shirt, revealed the Superman costume underneath, and exclaimed "Super Friends, Assemble!" Scattered across the class of about 150, Batman, Wonder Woman, The Green Lantern, and Flash all stood up and promptly left the class to save Auburn University. MLIA
Today, I sent my grandma a text that said, "I got my CNA! Now I can finally get a job!" Her response "p!ar6tls dfkjow" I was slightly confused, so I called her to ask what that meantk. All she had to say was "I didn't know how to send an email on that BEAVER! thing so I figured if I pushed buttons and SEND you would at least call me." I love you grandma! MLIA
This week, we had a pep rally at school. A few select students got to run through the banner. I was upset that I didn't get picked to run through, so I didn't really feel like watching, but when the kids attempted to run through the banner, they bounced off and fell. The banner was made of tarp, not paper. MLIA
There are 101 seniors in my high schools. Today, 99 of them dressed up as dalmatians. MLIA.
Today, we weren't allowed to dress up for Halloween and anyone that did would be sent to get a change of clothes. In rebellion, many students dressed up incognito, except for one. He was chased by our school police officer all the while screaming, "You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!" I'd like to believe that he wasn't caught. MLIA
Today, at our Halloween Dance, a guy came with a cardboard box around him covered in wrapping paper, and a tag saying 'To Women, From God.' He was supposed to be God's gift to women. Our 40-something History teacher looked at it and said 'even God isn't that cruel.' Owned. MLIA
Today, in my co-ed gym class we played touch football. The 6 foot cocky guy who's on the football team made a comment about how girls can't play football. The next play he was full out tackled by the quietist girl in our class. Everyone including our teacher started clapping and I now think I'm in love. MLIA
Today, my dad caught me staying up late and said, "Why aren't you asleep?" Automatically and without thinking, I replied, "I am." He accepted this without comment and left. I don't know whether to be proud or confused. MLIA
A while ago, a friend's 3 year old son, dressed as Batman was running around. His mask fell over his eyes and he ran into a pole. Coming up to his dad with his mask and cape in hand, crying, his dad said "Batman doesn't cry", to which he replies "But dad, I'm Bruce Wayne now..". MLIA.
Today I found out that in Illinois it is illegal to fish off the back of a giraffe. I don't know who would have thought to do this in the first place but I am very jealous of them. MLIA
Today, my purse was missing from my car after work. The next morning, however, the bag was on my front porch with a note saying "I'm sooo sorry! It was one mistake, please just let me go once... I'm so sorry!!" and more. The robber was intimidated by my fake FBI badge I got from a cereal box. MLIA.
Today, my Physics teacher suggested that for a senior prank we should all pretend to have flu-like symptoms so that the school can get shut down for a week. It's nice to know that my teacher thinks the exact same way I do. MLIA
Today was Lumberjack Day at my school. Most people wore flannel and ski hats. My friend and I went as trees. MLIA.
Today, while out driving with my Driving Instructor, he gave me a long winded speech about being ready for deer to jump out, and never to scream or slam on the brakes as we drove through a wooded area. As soon as he finished, a herd of deer jumped in front of us. He screamed like a girl, and slammed on the brakes. MLIA
Today I was out driving for the first time. My mother told me to be calm and that nothing unusual would happen. Our neighbors then walked their goats across the street on leashes. My mother lied. MLIA.
Today, I learned that one of my professors has his own personal blog. I decided to check it out, thinking it would be about his subject of study. The latest entry was one that read "I am so upset right now. One of my sheep died on Farmville." I think If I bring him flowers he might not give us homework this weekend due to his tragic loss. MLIA
Today, the power went out in my classroom, sending many students and the teacher into a panic. My friend screamed, "I can't see anything! I'm so scared!" She is blind. MLIA.
Today, when I was cleaning my room I found a "contract" from when I was in grade school and sold my soul to a classmate for a cookie. MLIA
Today, I asked my three year old cousin why she doesn't sleep with the lights on. She responded, "Well, if the lights are off the monster can't see me." I wish I would have known this 19 years ago.
Today, I found out that the state of Illinois rejected the decision of the International Astronomical Union and still considers Pluto to be a planet. I have never been more proud of our state government. MLIA.
Today, I was watching my cat play with a piece of string for about ten minutes, I laughed at how stupid and easily amused animals are, That's when I realized I've been watching a cat play with string for Ten minutes.MLIA
Today, I was playing my iPod on shuffle. The song, "This is Not the End" by The Bravery came on. The next song was "This is the End" by She Wants Revenge. It was followed by "The End." by My Chemical Romance. As soon as the songs finished, the battery promptly died. I think my iPod left a suicide note. MLIA
About a week ago I was messing around with the hide button on Facebook. I had never "hidden" anyone so I decided to see exactly what it did and chose to hide a friend of mine who goes to my school. Ever since I hid him last Wednesday he hasn't been in school and no one knows where he is. Facebook, if you're reading this, I want my friend back. MLIA.
Today, I took a test in History. When the teacher was out of the room, a girl quickly turned around and asked me who wrote the Declaration of Independence. I answered Obi-Wan-Kenobi. She wrote it down. MLIA.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a very coherent sleep talker. I also found out that he secretly wants to own a platypus farm one day. MLIA
Today, I was eating at a Chinese restaurant with my family. My brother and I had the same fortune in our fortune cookies that said, "No one can be exactly like you." We're identical twins. MLIA
Today, I realized that my boyfriend's last name is Slaugh. My name is Colette, but everybody calls me Cole. Someday, I very well may be Mrs. Cole Slaugh. I've never wanted my boyfriend to propose more than I do now. MLIA.
Today I went to the bathroom at school, and when I opened the stall door, I found no toilet in the stall. Confused, I closed the door and saw a note on it that read, "Chamber of Secrets attempt #1". I have a newfound respect for my school. MLIA.
A couple days ago my dad, an avid Farmville player, left for a business trip upstate, and he's been texting me ever since. Today in class, I get a picture message of a little black sheep in the middle of a field with the caption "Must be getting close to Farmville". A couple hours later, I get another text saying "HOLY HEAVEN! IT EXISTS!", along with a picture of a sign that read "Welcome to Farmville, VA". MLIA
Today, it was raining outside when I was walking home from school. I looked up to see one of my neighbors in a duck costume sitting in a puddle. MLIA.
Today, I was reading through MLIA's that talked about your last names being given according to your job. My last name is Killpatrick. I'm sorry Patrick, for what my ancestors have done to you. MLIA
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Re: :: Ratty's randomly rattyful blog :: 2/11/10 ::
by shadowsowner888 2/12/2010, 4:04 pm
Woah. 
Linkin Park must be a really good band, if they're doing charity stuff like that. x3
I'm sure everything will be okay, whether there's an earthquake or not.
It'll all be fine.
Awesome MLIAs.
Linkin Park must be a really good band, if they're doing charity stuff like that. x3I'm sure everything will be okay, whether there's an earthquake or not.
It'll all be fine.Awesome MLIAs.
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