:: Ratty's randomly rattyful blog :: 2/14/10 ::

A few days ago, my dog escaped from our fenced-in back yard, but she came back not too long after. Later, I told my parents about the dog escaping and my mom said, "did she come back?" My mom was holding our dog in her arms. MLIA

Today, I came across a screenshot of google where someone searched "Taylor swift music video." Google's suggestion? "I'm really happy for you and ima let you finish your search, but did you mean Beyonce?" Google, I don't know what to say. MLIA

The other day, my friend and I were sitting on her porch talking. A car with 2 guys inside of it was stopped at a stop sign across the street.After sitting there for 10 minutes, one of the guys got out and shouted at the stop sign, "Turn green already!" and smacked the sign. The other yelled,"Come on, we should go through it, before the cops show up" and thats what they did. My friend and I could not control our laughter. MLIA

Today I heard my Mum say really seriously behind the bathroom door, "Thanks for the support but this is something I really need to do on my own." Confused and worried I waited and then saw the door open and the cat get kicked out.MLIA

Today, my physics teacher said he would give anyone who drew santa or a reindeer on the picture of the sleigh in our test would get a bonus point. I drew a slice of watermelon called Andrew. I still got the bonus point. MLIA.

Today we kidnapped my friend as the first part of her eighteenth birthday. We dressed up in black with ski masks to "break into" her house (her mom let us in). She thought it was hilarious. Her neighbors didn't. Neither did the police. MLIA.

Today, my 5 year old cousin Kevin came over and had a band-aid on his finger. I asked him what happened and he laughed. When he stopped laughing, he told me that he thought his finger was a french fry while he was eating lunch and bit it so hard that it bled. MLIA

Today, I was messing with love calculator. Turns out my boyfriend is more compatible with George Clooney than I am, my two ex boyfriends are practically made for each other, and I have a 94% chance of having a successful relationship with a rock. But it's okay, because I'm 98% compatible with Ron Weasley. MLIA

Today, while Googling "Google knows..", Google autocompleted with "Google knows: The muffin man, Everything About you, Where Waldo is, What Willis is talking about, and apperantly, It All". I, for one, will conform to the google take-over. MLIA.

Today, I woke up and the my first thought was "I'm tired of being an elephant." I was depressed for like 10 seconds, before I realized what i just thought. Then I was just really confused.. MLIA

I used the search box on Facebook to find my dad, and was mystified when his profile didn't come up, even thought I KNEW he had an account. ...it took me a few tries to realize it's because he has a name that isn't "Dad". MLIA

Today I found out that there are more Barbie dolls in Italy than there are Canadians in Canada. MLIA

Today, I thought the milk had I had bought two days before had gone bad when it wouldn't pour into my cereal. Then, I realized I had forgotten to take the cap off the milk. MLIA.

Today, I was listening to my iPod when i noticed a catchy song intro that i'd never heard. I checked to see what song it was. The playlist had finished and I was actually listening to my ceiling fan. MLIA

Today I Read a website claiming Australian are incredibly bad-VISTA! because thy live in a country filled with dangerous animals and have to kill at least twenty venomous animals everyday. Being an Australian I laughed it off. Later while doing the dishes I saw a snake in the kitchen and reflexively chucked a pot I was cleaning at it, killing it. It was an inland taipan, which by the way is the deadliest snake in the world.MLIA

I was entering a verification code on a web site. I couldn't read it, so I clicked the "can't read" button. A message popped up saying, "then go back to first grade." I think I've found my new favorite web site. MLIA

Today, on Facebook, I accidentally pressed a key combination on my new laptop and all of a sudden started typing in Chinese. I then proceeded to have a fifteen minute chat conversation with my Cantonese friend, not knowing what I was saying at all. Once I restarted my computer, she informed me that most of what I was saying was gibberish, but I did manage to say that I enjoy fried sticky turtles and that my boots were filled with pudding. MLIA.

Today, I saw a sign that said "breathing metropolitan air can reduce your life by 2-3 years". I would imagine that not breathing would reduce it considerably more. MLIA

Today, frustrated after unsuccessfully teaching my mom to text for the tenth time, I sent her a text saying, "If you are reading this then you have successfully opened a text message!" Nine hours later I recieved a text from her that said, "I did it!" I'm so proud. MLIA.

Today, I took the 'What's your nerd name' on facebook and got the result of Eugene. Sadly, my name is Eugene. MLIA