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:: Ratty's randomly rattyful blog :: 3/5/10 ::
by rattyjol 3/6/2010, 7:36 am
Erm... Lesse... So, this week it's my grade's turn to be on stage during Modeh Ani (morning prayer/assembly thing). Just before we started singing, the rabbi said, "Let's give thanks that we're all healthy." Then, of course, I coughed. Multiple times. In front of the whole school. xD -sigh- I seriously think Thistlestar is getting back at me for making him catch greencough. I got this cough the day he got sick and that was like a month ago. 
And now I'm getting a cold too. xP
In Math we took some notes on graphs and stuff and did a riddle sheet thingy.
JS was T'fila.
In PE we did more badminton. I played with the guys cuz the girls weren't really playing, plus the guys had an odd number of people until Jake switched from basketball. xD Our team... failed. Epically. Even though we had more people. xD And... the girls somehow got permission to put on the radio, so everyone was arguing about what station was the best.
Lunch was yearbook. I spent the entire lunch period and the entire activity period helping Ariel with his yearbook page. Two minutes before the end of class, just when we get it exactly right, Elizabeth comes over and starts complaining that the text is too small and crowded even though it's only at 25% so she starts rearranging EVERYTHING. AUGH.
In Hebrew we had a class debate over whether we should use dolphins to carry bombs and blow up enemies. xD
Recess I was going to read but got distracted by Danny and Kai having a totally faked "gang war" with imaginary weapons. xD
In double Humanities we took a vocab review test that I barely studied for. I got 100%. xD Then we talked about Up Front magazine for the rest of class.
Then my parents picked me up and we went to the library and I got the rest of the Seventh Tower books.
I just have to finish the Huck Finn assignment first... xP Anyway, then I was rushing to finish everything I wanted to do before fencing and of course there were like five people on that I REALLY wanted to RP with, most of whom got on about two minutes before I had to get off. xP And then we got to fencing... and spent 15 minutes locked out of the club in the freezing cold because Darwin had allergies and Karen has another class on Fridays. Ryan attempted to pick the lock with one of those plastic sandwich sword things that he found on the ground. It broke off in the lock and got stuck, so that failed. xD Luckily I was able to borrow my mom's car keys and he got it out again. And then about ten minutes into class Karen finally showed up and unlocked the door for us. Then we played a new game that's like dodgeball except there's two plastic bowling pins for each pin and there's a pinguard for each pin that stands in front of the pin and can't get out, and you try to knock over the other team's pin. And we failed. -sigh-
And then we did some evil footwork... two rounds of snake, one with multiple lunges, while keeping distance, going on every strip. xP And... that probably made no sense to anyone but me. xD And then we fenced. I lost to Cece, then to Emily, and then to Ivan. Gahhhh, he freaking annoys me. It's impossible to get anywhere near him because he just presses really hard against my blade and moves it in two-foot circles and I can't stop him. xP I HATE SLOPPY FENCERS.
Anywayyyy... Karen let us out a little early, and my dad was ten minutes late, so I spent fifteen minutes playing badminton on the fencing floor, mostly by myself. Like I haven't had enough of that in PE. And so now I think I killed my legs again. xD It must be all the ducking to pick up the birdie.
Just one more thing: Hiccups are EVIL.
Erm... I think that's it for my day.
Today's song... well, it's a bit strange, but I was in a pretty good mood when I picked it, so... here. It's called Song for Ten and it's a really cheesy song that they played at the end of the first modern-series Doctor Who Christmas Special. It got stuck in my head so much (cuz that's my favorite episode) that I gave in and bought it for my iPod and it's actually kinda cool once I got used to it. There's two versions here: The first is really bad quality but it's the actual version that was in the TV show itself, which I like better (although I don't think it's the full thing); and the second is the better quality soundtrack version that I got from iTunes. So... I'm gonna shut up now. Here. xD
MLIAs of the day:
[Just to warn, there's a lot. I spent... oh, 5, 6 hours? xD For the last 3 and a half hours I've been doing nothing else.]
And now I'm getting a cold too. xPIn Math we took some notes on graphs and stuff and did a riddle sheet thingy.
JS was T'fila.
In PE we did more badminton. I played with the guys cuz the girls weren't really playing, plus the guys had an odd number of people until Jake switched from basketball. xD Our team... failed. Epically. Even though we had more people. xD And... the girls somehow got permission to put on the radio, so everyone was arguing about what station was the best.
Lunch was yearbook. I spent the entire lunch period and the entire activity period helping Ariel with his yearbook page. Two minutes before the end of class, just when we get it exactly right, Elizabeth comes over and starts complaining that the text is too small and crowded even though it's only at 25% so she starts rearranging EVERYTHING. AUGH.
In Hebrew we had a class debate over whether we should use dolphins to carry bombs and blow up enemies. xD
Recess I was going to read but got distracted by Danny and Kai having a totally faked "gang war" with imaginary weapons. xD
In double Humanities we took a vocab review test that I barely studied for. I got 100%. xD Then we talked about Up Front magazine for the rest of class.
Then my parents picked me up and we went to the library and I got the rest of the Seventh Tower books.
I just have to finish the Huck Finn assignment first... xP Anyway, then I was rushing to finish everything I wanted to do before fencing and of course there were like five people on that I REALLY wanted to RP with, most of whom got on about two minutes before I had to get off. xP And then we got to fencing... and spent 15 minutes locked out of the club in the freezing cold because Darwin had allergies and Karen has another class on Fridays. Ryan attempted to pick the lock with one of those plastic sandwich sword things that he found on the ground. It broke off in the lock and got stuck, so that failed. xD Luckily I was able to borrow my mom's car keys and he got it out again. And then about ten minutes into class Karen finally showed up and unlocked the door for us. Then we played a new game that's like dodgeball except there's two plastic bowling pins for each pin and there's a pinguard for each pin that stands in front of the pin and can't get out, and you try to knock over the other team's pin. And we failed. -sigh-And then we did some evil footwork... two rounds of snake, one with multiple lunges, while keeping distance, going on every strip. xP And... that probably made no sense to anyone but me. xD And then we fenced. I lost to Cece, then to Emily, and then to Ivan. Gahhhh, he freaking annoys me. It's impossible to get anywhere near him because he just presses really hard against my blade and moves it in two-foot circles and I can't stop him. xP I HATE SLOPPY FENCERS.
Anywayyyy... Karen let us out a little early, and my dad was ten minutes late, so I spent fifteen minutes playing badminton on the fencing floor, mostly by myself. Like I haven't had enough of that in PE.
And so now I think I killed my legs again. xD It must be all the ducking to pick up the birdie.Just one more thing: Hiccups are EVIL.
Erm... I think that's it for my day.
Today's song... well, it's a bit strange, but I was in a pretty good mood when I picked it, so... here. It's called Song for Ten and it's a really cheesy song that they played at the end of the first modern-series Doctor Who Christmas Special. It got stuck in my head so much (cuz that's my favorite episode) that I gave in and bought it for my iPod and it's actually kinda cool once I got used to it.
There's two versions here: The first is really bad quality but it's the actual version that was in the TV show itself, which I like better (although I don't think it's the full thing); and the second is the better quality soundtrack version that I got from iTunes. So... I'm gonna shut up now. Here. xDMLIAs of the day:
[Just to warn, there's a lot. I spent... oh, 5, 6 hours? xD For the last 3 and a half hours I've been doing nothing else.]
- Spoiler:
- Today, my four-year-old son said he didn't believe in Santa Claus. I then asked him who he thought Santa Claus really was, to which he replied very seriously, "Well, it's either you, dad, or the Easter Bunny." MLIA.
Today I got stood up by my therapist. I found it ironic that the professional helping me with my abandonment issues had forgotten about me. MLIA
today, i witnesed the head cheerleader and ditziest girl at my school solve a rubix cube in 15 seconds, I don't know what to think anymore. MLIA
Today, in English, my teacher held a vote towards the end of class about wether people or not like the song "Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga. Our whole class wrote yes or no on a sheet of paper and turned it in. As she read them out and kept a tally, she came across one paper that said, "By the time you're done reading this, I will no longer be in the class room. --Nick." We all looked up to find him. He was gone, no one saw him leave, and he didn't come back for the rest of class. MLIA
Today, I found out that Volvo means "I flip over" in Latin. Never buying a Volvo. Ever. MLIA
Today, I walked past a sign for a shop repair shop. It said 'I will heel you, save your sole, and I may even dye for you'. It made my day. MLIA.
Today, I found out that five year old me was an expert at hide and seek. I hid under our glass dining table. MLIA
Today, my friend came up to me wearing a fake mustache. With a completely straight face, she said, "I mustache you a question." MLIA.
About a week ago, i was looking for the TV remote. After a while, I got exasperated, and said 'accio remote!' It flew towards me and hit me in the stomach. I later learned that my mother threw it at me. MLIA
On Halloween, my best friend and I decided to work in a haunted house. I decided to be a fencer and let my friend be a pirate for an amazing fencer vs. pirate battle. After every battle I would chase the kids, yelling how I was going to get their candy. All the kids would run screaming, except this one kid dressed as Darth Vader who decided to stay behind and fight me. We had an epic light saber/real saber match going on for 10 minutes. He finally beat me. I fence in real life. You go little Vader. MLIA
My dad and I were arguing with eachother. He was so riled up he yelled, "YOU are the SPAWN of SATAN!" Angrily I shot back, "So that makes YOU SATAN!" He stopped to think of about it then shrugged, "Guess so. Stupid honors student."
Yesterday, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night. She was freaking out and accused me of bringing a boy to the house since the toilet seat in our bathroom was up and both of us are girls. We live with my brother. MLIA
Today I was face painting for an event at my church. A tween girl came up and requested that the word "Twilight" on her forehead. In my hurry to get it over with, I accidentally misspelled it as "Twiglight." None of her friends noticed and came back for the same thing. I ended up putting "Twiglight" on four girls' foreheads. MLIA.
Today, I found out why my school had a major lockdown/code red when I was in 1st grade. My sister Maura, who was in 3rd grade, and her friend Tresa, told everyone Voldemort was in the woods. Apparently, some kid took them seriously and told. I am so proud. MLIA.
Yesterday, we had homework in Pre-Algebra. The first question asked what you do to find the answer, which was included in the question. I simply wrote "Solve it." Today, we got that homework back, and my teacher gave me a bonus point. MLIA
A long time ago, when I was probably around the age of 6, I put together a bunch of index cards in a makeshift book. I was planning on writing all the jokes I ever came up with on the pages. I titled this book 'I guarantee you'll Laugh.' Now, 8 years later, I found it an opened it up. The whole book is blank except for the first page on which it says 'the' and that is all. The title was right, I laughed. MLIA
Today, I got a call from a telemarketer. After picking up I immediately asked if he was selling supplies that would get large amounts of blood out of carpet. He seemed very confused and said no. I then asked if he had a knife cleaning set. He stuttered for a while and then I pretended to yell to somebody else, "No, not there! In the back yard in the hole!" I don't think he'll be calling back. MLIA
Today, I was in class and my best friend was sitting across the classroom. I threw an imaginary ball at her. We carried this on for a while until eventually my whole class joined in. Our teacher was very confused. MLIA
Today, we had our first big snow storm. Naturally, my kids put on their snow suits and played out side in the snow all day long. They made an entire snow fort in out back yard and held a massive snow ball fight against each other which lasted 2 1/2 hours. My kids are 22 and 19. I've never been more proud. MLIA.
Today, I taught my students the importance of the squiggly line over the n in Spanish (the tilda), because it makes the difference between "I am 17 years old" and "I have 17 butt holes". I feel as if I am teaching important life lessons to America's youth. MLIA
Today, I went to pick out a puppy from the litter my boyfriend's dog had six weeks ago. I simply picked the one I found to be the cutest and took her home. Later that day, I'm in my room and I suddenly hear a purring noise, which is really confusing, since I don't have a cat. I look down and see my new puppy, who then proceeds to make an awkward chirping noise. I have a species confused dog. I do believe I made the right choice. MLIA.
Today the traffic lights went out on a busy street in my town. I was worried there might be an accident until I saw that someone dressed in a taco suit was directing traffic. I relaxed. MLIA.
Today, I heard two kids arguing about who was better, Spider-man or Superman. Right as one kid said that Spider-man was stupid, he walked face first into a huge spiderweb. Never doubt the power of Spider-man. MLIA
Today at work, an elderly gentleman came in and asked if his shoes were ready. When I told him that they were not, he gave me a disappointed look and asked why not. I regrettably informed him that he was in an ice cream store. MLIA
Today in science, my teacher took us outside to work since it was such a beautiful day. We were working on a worksheet on how pollution effects the world around us. About 5 minutes after we started working, my friend farted really loudly. Almost instantaneously, a bird fell out of the sky, out of no where. And now we know. MLIA
Today I was video chatting with my girlfriend. I froze completely for 2 minutes, tricking her into thinking that the video connection was lagging. She then proceeded to pick her nose. MLIA
Today, my dog would not stop whimpering and barking when my grandpa came over to my house. Attempting to get him to be quiet, I said "shush boy". My 76 year old grandpa chimed in with "shut your lips, do the helen keller, and talk with your hips.... Or whatever it is that she does." Thank you MTV for not only corrupting the youth, but re-corrupting the elderly. MLIA
Today, I woke and saw a pink starburst on my dresser. Without registering where it came from, I stuffed it in my mouth to realize it was an eraser. MLIA
Today, my family was going out to lunch, and we were stopped at stoplight. At that intersection, there is an electronic billboard. It changed to a sign that said, "Hey, kid. Stop picking your nose." I turned to laugh about it with my sister only to see her frozen with her finger half up her nose. MLIA
Today, I was in class when my teacher began explaining her theory that North Dakota doesn't exist. She thinks that since nobody has ever met someone from North Dakota that it must be a secret government conspiracy. By the end of class we had done no work and decided that dinosaurs were indeed hiding in North Dakota and planned a field trip so we could find them. Class well spent. MLIA
Today, as I was walking to my bus after school, a guy was walking with his girlfriend in front of me. He was being sweet and looking into her eyes until he ran right into a no parking sign. Then as they kept walking and she laughed at him, he got mad and looked at her again, angry. He ran into the next sign too. MLIA
A couple of days ago, my new step father (whom I haven't had the chance to get to know) was sent out to get groceries. What does he come back with? A Venus Fly Trap. We spent the rest of the afternoon hunting down flies while singing the Jaws theme song and feeding them to the Venus Fly Trap. I fully approve of my mother's decision to marry him.
Today, I was babysitting my 6-year old neighbor. He wanted to play hide-and-seek. I decided my first hiding spot was going to be inside of a suitcase in the basement. After an hour, I was ecstatic, realizing how awesome my hiding spot was. A half hour later, I decided to leave my super awesome hiding spot. I ended up finding him behind a trashcan. We never said who was seeking. MLIA.
Today, I took a Spanish test. One of the questions asked at what age did we stop believing in Santa Claus. To that I answered "Que? Santa Claus no existe?" Full credit was awarded. MLIA.
For awhile, I have had a hard time believing the stories about the costume antics on college campus. Today, I tripped down an escalator because a man in a gorilla suit was carrying another man in a banana suit. Well played, costume antics. MLIA
Today I went to my sons class for career day as a cop in full uniform. I asked a little girl in front what she thought I was. Seeing her struggle to find the words I told her it starts with a "c" and ends with "op". Her answer? Caramel apple pop. It was the only time I had any regrets about my career. MLIA
Today, I told my little brother I am bipolar. He now thinks I am half polar bear. MLIA
Today, I went on a date with a girl to a haunted house just so she would be jump all over me for protection. It worked all night long, until we got to the final room where the guy with a chainsaw was. That's when she shoved me towards him and ran for the exit screaming, "Take him! Take him!" I think I may have found the one. MLIA
Today, I organized a school-wide Waldo search as my Leadership project for a class. The entire school was on the look out all day, and clues were given over the announcements, but not one found him. The teachers complimented me, impressed at how well I had hidden Waldo. I actually forgot to do it this morning. MLIA
Today, while in chemistry class, a butterfly flew by the prof. Confused, he stopped in mid-sentence and forgot what he was talking about. He then let us out ten minutes early. Thank you, magical distraction butterfly. MLIA.
Today I bought a pack of batteries, then looked on the back of the pack. At the bottom it said batteries not included. Im now thoroughly confused. MLIA
Today I was texting my friend back, and instead of using "LOL," I was going to send "Hahahahaha." My T9 deemed that I was trying to spell "Ichthyologist". I decided that was a better idea than my original. MLIA.
Today, I stubbed my toe. Instead of swearing, I yelled "son of a Jedi!" Out popped my little brother in a full jedi costume and light saber and said "you called?" it made my day. MLIA
Today, my professor announced that he was going to introduce us to Chapter 4 of our book. He held up the textbook and said, "Chapter 4, meet the class. Class, this is Chapter 4." That was the extent of our lecture for the day. MLIA.
Today, I started a part time job at a nursing home cafeteria. When I served a very large man and a skinny man, suddenly the large one yelled, "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, AWAY!" I think I'm going to like my new job. MLIA.
Today, I was at my work (pharmacy), and a little kid came up to me with a box of tampons. I asked him if he knew what they were for. He replied with "Their for my little brother. The commercial said they would help you swim and ride a bike, and right now, he cant do either". Easily the highlite of my life. MLIA
Today, I was sitting down in my dorm's lounge. I looked up to see a man dressed like a dinosaur. He ran through the lounge. A second later another guy dressed like a meteor ran through. I love my dorm. MLIA
Today, I reminded my friend that he owed me a dollar. To spite me, he handed me a dollar he knew I'd never spend: it was folded into the shape of an elephant. Instead of being put off, I named him Wilfred and promised to cherish him forever. MLIA.
Today, I got a new hamster. I walked in to find that she had piled all the sawdust up in one corner like a mountain, and decided to run on the top of the wheel instead of inside it. I think we're going to get along. MLIA.
I realized that when my fiancee and I get married our name will be Lillie and James Potter. We've already agreed our first born son will be Harry. I knew I fell in love with the right guy. MLIA
Today, I placed a realistic but fake mouse in our bathroom to scare my roommate. She's not home yet and I've already screamed three times. MLIA
I was talking to my parents about my childhood, and I found out that when they brought home my younger brother (I am the oldest, he's 2 years younger) I ran away crying. When my dad found me, he asked me what was wrong. I told him I wanted Mommy to have puppies. I still stand by my decision. MLIA.
Today, I was in a store pretending to be a mannequin. I saw a little girl running around as her mom tried to leave, yelling, "I haven't said goodbye to everyone!" She proceeded to run down the line of mannequins, hugging them all. When she got to me, I hugged her back. I've never heard anyone scream so hard. MLIA
Today, I was having lunch with my friend and telling him all about my new job. He asked me how strict my boss was and I replied, "Not at all. They don't care that I'm on Facebook all day either. It's pretty nice." He was shocked and so jealous that I had such a cool boss. This kept going for a while and I never told him that I work at Facebook as a programmer. MLIA
Today I was on a double decker bus in Washington D.C. They were playing a tour guide recording. While leaving one of the memorials the recording said, "Please refrain from drinking alcholic beverages, smoking, or practicing experimental surgery on the passenger beside you." I am now wondering how many people have tried this. MLIA
Today, my school had a pep rally. The Taylor Swift Fan Club was lip-syncing and dancing to You Belong With Me. During the first chorus, a guy came down from the bleachers, grabbed the mic, and said "Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!" Then, about 30 guys ran onto the gym floor and started dancing to Single Ladies. I think my school just became a little bit cooler. MLIA
Next Thursday is my school's spirit week. The theme is "What I Want to be When I Grow Up." I will be attending school as a Dinosaur. MLIA
Today, I was walking through campus and I saw a squirrel behind a tree. I thought it would be funny to jump out from behind the tree and scare it. I jumped out at the squirrel, and in his confusion the squirrel ran towards me. I have never been more scared in my life. MLIA
Today, in my science class we had a test. It was about reproduction. The last question was "What are the chances of having a boy or girl?" I wrote, "100%, what else would your kid be?" Guess who was the only person to get that right.
Friday I punched a kid in the face at school because he was picking on me like he does everyday. The principal called my dad and told him what happened. My dad picked me up from school and took me out to lunch and a movie. It turns out I punched the son of the bully that had tortured my dad in high school. I was not in trouble. MLIA
Today, I went to the dollar store to get some stuff for my apartment. I needed sandwich bags in particular. I could buy either 30 regular bags, or 20 Spider-Man bags. I may have to go back 10 sandwiches sooner, but I'm happy with my choice. MLIA.
Today, In class a girl asked what was making a ticking noise. Without missing a beat my teacher starts going Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. My principal who was walking by and heard stuck his head in the door and yelled DUBMLEDORE! I love my school. MLIA
Today we had a lock down drill in school. The principle would go around the school to check that he couldn't see any of the students looking out from the window. When he came to our classroom my teacher held up the most annoying kid in the class to the window screaming, "TAKE HIM!!! TAKE HIM!!!" He is definaltley my favorite teacher. MLIA
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. I tried flirting with the officer to get him to lower my ticket. If I was a girl, I think this would have worked much better. MLIA
Today, I was walking my dog when he tripped and stumbled. I laughed at him and thought about how humans are so much smarter than dogs. I then tripped over the exact same object. I now feel truly humble. MLIA
Today, my Civics teacher decided to move me next door because I was 'interrupting' the class by talking to my friends. Just so happens the teacher next door was giving out free candy. Punishment? I think not. MLIA.
The other day, in physics, our teacher came into the room. He had left to go make copies of a worksheet for some kids. He said, "I've got good news and I've got bad news." One kid asked, "What's the good news?" Our teacher replied, "I found a donut for myself." He then proceeded to pull a donut out from behind his back. The same kid asked, "What's the bad news?" "I forgot your worksheets." It's good to know that our teacher had his priorities straight. MLIA
Today I went to Superstore with my mom. 10 minutes in, we absentmindedly split up and I had the cart. Not knowing where to go, I just stood there bored waiting for her to show up when a hot guy tapped me on my shoulder and said he was also bored. For the next 20 minutes we planned and executed a cart race around the entire store. He crashed into an aisle. I won. Day well spent. MLIA
Today my mom was mopping the floor, and - being as clumsy as I am - she felt the need to warn me not to step on the slippery part of the floor and fall. I laughed and said, "Of course I'm not going to slip on the floor if I can see that it's wet." I turned around and ran into a wall. MLIA.
Today, my neighbor had a birthday party which included a piñata. I know this because I could hear them screaming from next door, "DIE YOU GREEDY UNICORN!" and "MAKE HIM BLEED CANDY!" my neighbor turned 72 today.
Today, me and some friends decided to look up our names' meanings on Behindthename.com. Their names mean "handsome", "beloved", and "pure". Mine means "tiler of roofs". MLIA
Today, I was in English class when one of the teachers walked into the class and threw 2 handfuls of candy on the floor and said "Fight for it you monkeys". I don't know if I should be offended or proud that I got the most candy. MLIA
Today, when telling my parents about my intentions to become vegan, they told me that they saw it coming ever since I first watched Land Before Time and started eating leaves off the tree in our backyard. MLIA
Today I was watching the movie of one of my assemblies from Kindergarden. I realized that I was the only kid not wearing a dinossaur hat over my head. When I asked my mom why that was, she said it was because I believed I was a real dinossaur, and thus didn't need the "stupid hat". I rocked kindergarden. MLIA.
Today, while waiting for my mom and sister to shop for clothes, I decided to go next to the mannequins and stand as still as I could. One guy came up to me and looked at me very closely, trying to decide if I was real or not. Right when he was about to leave I ran as fast as I could out of the store. I have never seen anyone jump as much as that man did.MLIA
Today, my drama teacher put the cast list for our upcoming play on the school website. Even though my parents want me to be a lawyer, I tried out because drama is my true passion. I checked the site, and I got a part. As a lawyer. Well played, fate. MLIA
Today in the public bathroom, I heard a little boy in the stall say "you've been in my tummy much too long, and now it is time for us to depart". I've never heard anyone bid farewell to their own feces before. MLIA.
Today while walking down the hallway I suddenly heard someone singing 'And Another One Bites the Dust'. Upon inspection I found it to be the honors English teacher grading senior papers. I am now afraid of senior year. MLIA
Today, I played 20 questions. It asked "Can you pet it?" to which I replied "Yes." It then guessed if I was thinking of a fajita. I'm curious as to how it made such a connection. MLIA
The other day, I saw a sign on a store that said, "Win a FREE Ride in a Police Car just by shoplifting from this store." Good advertising tactics. MLIA
Today, during my English class, my French teacher and my English teacher began to speak Spanish to each other. I am seriously confused.
Today, I got a phone call from a co-worker. I answered 'Joe's Morgue and Deli, where you stab 'em, we slab 'em, Headcheese is our 2 for 1 special!' He had me on speakerphone with our supervisor. They started laughing so hard, my boss fell out of his chair. I win. MLIA
Today, I succeeded in not slipping on the wet floor, but still managed to trip over the caution sign. MLIA.
Today, my friend in art thought it would be hilarious if I taped her to a chair. I am now the only Senior student ever to be banned from tape. MLIA
Today I was in my last period study hall and didn't have any work. Being tired, I put my hood up and laid my head on the desk and went to sleep. The bell woke me up at the end of the period but when I tried to lift my head I couldn't. My teacher had duck taped my hood to the desk while I was sleeping. MLIA
Today, I got a text from my twin brother asking me if I was ok. Then, I slipped and fell down the stairs on my butt. Twin telepathy. MLIA
Today, my parents told me a story about how when I was younger when I went trick or treeting one year a couple answered the door and said "what if we want a trick". at this point I asked them to come outside and then told them to turn around for a trick, I ran inside and locked them out. I got extra candy. MLIA
Today, I discovered a ring tone on my blackberry called Ninja. Excitedly, I changed it to my text alert. A few minutes later I heard it go off, but couldn't find my phone. Well played Ninja blackberry, well played.
Today I found a topic on an online forum asking how much Jell-O it would take to fill the White House. I'm not sure which is cooler: the fact that somebody asked, the fact that somebody mathematically calculated the answer, or the fact that the topic has now turned into an intense discussion about which flavor of Jell-O would be the most practical. MLIA.
Today, I was writing a paper on my laptop. As I used spell check, it asked to fix my last name. Annoyed, I clicked "Ignore". After handing in my paper, I got it back with a question mark in the top corner. Ends up I spelled my last name wrong. Never again will I question Spell Check. MLIA
Today my mom gave me a Lunchable to take on my field trip. She has done this for every field trip I can remember. There's just one difference between this field trip and every other field trip I've been on -- now I'm the teacher. I love my mom. MLIA
Today I overslept and didn't wake up until five minutes before school. I had a huge test first period and wouldn't be allowed to take it if I was late. Desperate, I jumped in my car without even getting dressed. Then I found out today was Pajama Day in our Homecoming Week. I fit right in. MLIA
Today, I was downtown and a guy in a pac-man costume ran by me and said,"they're faster than me!" A couple seconds later, a green ghost ran by saying "we've got him" into a walkie-talkie. I love my town. MLIA
Today, I was hanging out with my three cousins. I accidently knocked over their lego castle, and the two older ones were telling the toddler to punch me. I told her to use her words, not her hands. She picked up a book and hit me with it. I have never been more proud. MLIA
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by shadowsowner888 3/6/2010, 9:55 am
*points* Thistlestar is EEEEVIL! 
Hebrew sounds interesting. xDD
Dude, that's a lot of MLIA. xD
Hebrew sounds interesting. xDD
Dude, that's a lot of MLIA. xD
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by rattyjol 3/6/2010, 2:55 pm
Apparently. xD
I might have kinda spaced out for most of it... *innocent whistle*
I might have kinda spaced out for most of it... *innocent whistle*
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by LuckyPenny666 3/7/2010, 12:57 am
XD Oh, the irony.
Once, for Purim, I was a cold germ. I came down with a cold the next day. XD I'm sorry you're sick though. Feel better!!
Hebrew sounds epic.
Have you ever played Machanayim (Israeli dodgeball)? It's AWESOME.
Once, for Purim, I was a cold germ. I came down with a cold the next day. XD I'm sorry you're sick though. Feel better!!
Hebrew sounds epic.
Have you ever played Machanayim (Israeli dodgeball)? It's AWESOME.
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by rattyjol 3/7/2010, 12:59 am
Nice. xD
That's almost exactly what Shadow said. xD
Erm... no. xD What is it?
That's almost exactly what Shadow said. xD
Erm... no. xD What is it?
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by LuckyPenny666 3/7/2010, 1:12 am
Yup. 
I wish my foreign language class was like that.
Well. XD It's very complicated. I'll explain it, but the parts about dead and alive balls are probably wrong.
So, let's just say, the Gryffindor and Slytherin Quidditch teams decide to play. Everybody except for Harry is on one side, and everyone but Malfoy is on the other. However, behind the Gryffindor team is Malfoy, and Harry is behind Slytherin. Basically, the isolated member and the team throw the ball back and forth to each other without dropping it. If they do, it's considered "dead." When it's thrown back once and caught, it becomes "alive." When the ball is alive, it can be thrown at an opposing team member (not the isolated one), and if it hits them, they join the isolated one. The team with the last one standing in the middle area wins.
I hope I didn't just confuse/bore you to death.
I wish my foreign language class was like that. Well. XD It's very complicated. I'll explain it, but the parts about dead and alive balls are probably wrong.
So, let's just say, the Gryffindor and Slytherin Quidditch teams decide to play. Everybody except for Harry is on one side, and everyone but Malfoy is on the other. However, behind the Gryffindor team is Malfoy, and Harry is behind Slytherin. Basically, the isolated member and the team throw the ball back and forth to each other without dropping it. If they do, it's considered "dead." When it's thrown back once and caught, it becomes "alive." When the ball is alive, it can be thrown at an opposing team member (not the isolated one), and if it hits them, they join the isolated one. The team with the last one standing in the middle area wins.
I hope I didn't just confuse/bore you to death.
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by rattyjol 3/7/2010, 1:15 am
Meh... it's usually not.
Ohhh. That sounds... interesting? xD
Ohhh. That sounds... interesting? xD
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by LuckyPenny666 3/7/2010, 1:28 am
XD
Sure. xD It seems better when you actually play it.
Sure. xD It seems better when you actually play it.
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