:: Ratty's randomly rattyful blog :: 3/9/10 ::
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:: Ratty's randomly rattyful blog :: 3/9/10 ::
by rattyjol 3/10/2010, 3:30 am
Lesse... in Math we learned about slopes on graphs and stuff.
In JS we watched more of Masada.
First period Humanities we talked about the Spaniards in America and watched a little bit of a video.
Lunch I went down to the computer lab but there was no yearbook so I read the current events magazine instead.
Seonc (How did I do that? o.0 That's supposed to be second) period Humanities was more talking and more video.
In Hebrew my book was missing so I had to share Tal's, and he eats paper, so his isn't exactly in the best shape.
Then like five minutes before the class ended Dana realizes that she had been doing her work in my book even though hers was also on her desk so I now have an assignment completed that I didn't actually have to do. xD
Recess I read.
In PE we played volleyball. Coach expects us to know every skill perfectly without teaching us. xP He's like, "If you come up here and you don't know how to serve, you obviously haven't been paying attention in class." Uh... Coach? Yeah, you never freaking taught us how to serve. I hate him. xP
In Science we had s*x ed and learned about contraception and preventing STDs.
Then I got on the bus, which is a new one with seatbelts, really high seat backs, and uneven seat lengths. It's weird. o.0 I finished my HW before we even got moving and then kept reading the current events magazine.
Annnd... I think that's about it.
No, wait. I just found something I scribbled down late last night and I think I remember what it's talking about. So, you know that thing where you say, "Don't think of a purple elephant!" and then they'll obviously think about the purple elephant? Well apparently last night when I was half-asleep I tried it for no reason and the purple elephant (in my head) changed into a bright pink chubby pig with feathery white wings. Flying. It was... odd. o.0 And that reminded me of a joke Aaron told last year - People used to say that a black man would become President when pigs fly. Well, Obama became president, and swine flu.
Sorry, I know it's a horrible joke. xD
Anywayyyy... Now that's it. xD
It's really late so I can't really do a playlist today... xP But I did manage to get 23 pages into the new MLIAs, so here.
In JS we watched more of Masada.
First period Humanities we talked about the Spaniards in America and watched a little bit of a video.
Lunch I went down to the computer lab but there was no yearbook so I read the current events magazine instead.
Seonc (How did I do that? o.0 That's supposed to be second) period Humanities was more talking and more video.
In Hebrew my book was missing so I had to share Tal's, and he eats paper, so his isn't exactly in the best shape.
Then like five minutes before the class ended Dana realizes that she had been doing her work in my book even though hers was also on her desk so I now have an assignment completed that I didn't actually have to do. xDRecess I read.
In PE we played volleyball. Coach expects us to know every skill perfectly without teaching us. xP He's like, "If you come up here and you don't know how to serve, you obviously haven't been paying attention in class." Uh... Coach? Yeah, you never freaking taught us how to serve. I hate him. xP
In Science we had s*x ed and learned about contraception and preventing STDs.
Then I got on the bus, which is a new one with seatbelts, really high seat backs, and uneven seat lengths. It's weird. o.0 I finished my HW before we even got moving and then kept reading the current events magazine.
Annnd... I think that's about it.
No, wait. I just found something I scribbled down late last night and I think I remember what it's talking about. So, you know that thing where you say, "Don't think of a purple elephant!" and then they'll obviously think about the purple elephant? Well apparently last night when I was half-asleep I tried it for no reason and the purple elephant (in my head) changed into a bright pink chubby pig with feathery white wings. Flying. It was... odd. o.0 And that reminded me of a joke Aaron told last year - People used to say that a black man would become President when pigs fly. Well, Obama became president, and swine flu.
Sorry, I know it's a horrible joke. xD
Anywayyyy... Now that's it. xD
It's really late so I can't really do a playlist today... xP But I did manage to get 23 pages into the new MLIAs, so here.
- Spoiler:
- Recently my little sister found out the truth about santa. She contemplated this for a moment, then asked me, "Is Barack Obama not real too?" MLIA
On my dads last birthday I found out that when he had lived in Germany he had stolen a sheep and brought it to his apartment building. He was four at the time.
Today, I was walking down a steep hill. I got distracted by a bus turning along the narrow road. I ended up walking into a sign. The sign said "Caution buses turning." MLIA.
Today, I realized that we all set at least 2 world records (at one point in time). Youngest person alive, and most recent person to die.
Today i had to pick my little brother up from kindergarten. i walked into the room and was immediatly ambushed. its kind of hard to defend yourself when you suddenly find yourself being trampled by little five year olds yelling, "It's the tooth fairy, it's the tooth fairy." I guess dying my hair hot pink was a bad idea. MLIA
Today in our English class we were assigned to create a poem in which every last word of the stanza had to rhyme with the first. Everyone was having the hardest time creating a word that would rhyme with others throughout. I had the greatest idea. Guess who is writing their entire poem in pig latin for tomorrow? MLIA
Today I was sitting in my history class. It was another boring day until the door busts open and a guy with a tuba walks in dancing and playing Yankee Doodle. He finishs the entire song and sets his tuba down, seeming exhausted. After a second or so his face becomes horror stricken as he looks around the room. He picks up his tuba and runs out saying, "Shoot, wrong class!" It sure as HEAVEN! woke me up but I'm so confused?
Today, I made my boyfriend a little ninja out of clay. Later my boyfriend came running to me, hugged me, and started crying. When I asked him what was the matter he replied "Those mean boys broke my ninja!" And he continued to cry. He's 17 and captain of the football team. MLIA
Today, I was researching online for an Econ paper. On one site, I typed into a search box "U.S. economy". I got an error message. Internet, you're more right than you know. MLIA
Today I opened up the fridge and we had an entire gallon of chocolate milk and only a half gallon of white. I love it when my dad buys the groceries. MLIA
Yesterday, my mom and I were watching 90210. There's a guy named Jasper on there and he's a drug dealer. I told my mom "He's such a jerk!" She replied by saying "Well most drug dealers are." I said, without missing a beat, "Mine isn't." She just stared at me. MLIA
Today I was in the bathroom at a local restaurant. There was a sign on the stall door. It said "Automatic lights go off after 10 minutes. If you need more time you need more fiber." I laughed so hard someone asked me if I was ok. MLIA.
Today, between classes my friends and I built a snowman, but didn't have anything for a nose so we put a sign around his neck asking for a carrot nose. Two hours later, I see two students with a WinCo bag putting a carrot nose on our snowman - and the other six snowmen that had been built around him. I go to college. MLIA.
Today, I spent an entire hour watching my eight year old brother try and put a tent back into its little carry bag, while it was still set up. MLIA
Today I decided to read back over my old diaries from 5th grade. At the bottom of one page I found the sentence "My crush is...." excited I turned to the next page only to find that I had written "I'm NOT going to tell you evil diary reader (if you are future me I'm sure you'll remember, I LOVE him)." I have no idea who past me was referring to and I am insanely curious. MLIA
Today somebody stole my wallet out of my backpack. They left all my money and just took the wallet. MLIA
Yesterday, I went into the school restroom and into the stall farthest from the door. On the back of the toilet was a tampon and "A gift for the desperate." in girly script. I would be impressed by this person's generosity and thoughtfulness, but I'm too scared to think as to why this was in the guy's restroom. MLIA
Today, I was working on my college essay and i began to procrastinate. I tried to go onto facebook but the page wouldn't load, youtube was down, and MLIA kept saying page unavailable. I believe my laptop is trying to send me a message. Alright laptop, I'll work on my essay. MLIA
Today my mom told me that when I was younger I was never scared of monsters under my bed. Instead I believed that a baker lived under my bed, and apparently he made me cupcakes, shortbread and gingerbread men....I was an odd child...MLIA
Today, my parents forgot me at the grocery store. I'm 16 years old, and was standing less than 2 feet from the car when they drove off. MLIA
Today, I found out I was mentioned in Newsweek for knowing all 151 original Pokémon before I knew the months of the year. MLIA
Today, while subbing for a kindergarten class, one of my students came up to me and whispered"Tommy just said the "c" word." Not knowing what that was, I asked him. He glanced around, then said even softer "kill." MLIA
today, i brought cookies to school in a container that originally had salad in it, so it had a sticker that said "mixed baby greens" on top. this cheerleader came up to me and asked what was in the container, so i jokingly said mixed baby greens. looking really disappointed she said, "oh, i thought they were cookies. nevermind." the container was clear...i've never been so sure of the validity of sterotypes. MLIA
Today, during lunch at my high school, someone shouted "FIGHT!" and about 50 people proceeded to jump out of their seats, form a circle, & act like a fight was happening. They waited until a bunch of teachers, guidance counselors, & the school cop ran over, & then all sat down like nothing happened. The confused faces on the teachers made my day worth while. MLIA.
Today, while in honors English, I butt dialed 911. I proceeded to be called out in the hallway in the middle of class to find a policemen waiting for me. Apparently he had been listening to my whole class...we were watching The Miracle Worker (about Helen Keller) during a part of loud screaming and crashes.MLIA
I was sitting on the couch with my laptop and wireless mouse when my cat jumped into my lap. A few minutes later I noticed my mouse was missing and asked my cat if she had seen it anywhere. Immediately after, she swallowed really loudly and looked away. I still can't find my mouse. MLIA
Today I was on a website where you put in a picture of your face and it tells you what celebrities you look like. My result? Chuck Norris. I find this completely awesome and not at all upsetting in any way. Oh yeah, I'm a 14 year old girl. MLIA
Today my friend told me that she was going to drag me to see new moon. I told her that I would rather be duct taped to the wall. I am now going to be duct taped to the wall while my family goes out to see the movie. My goal is to free myself before they get home. MLIA
Today, i was rinsing hair dye out of my hair so of course my eyes were closed. When i opened them i couldnt see anything but blackness, and i started freaking out that i had gone blind from the hairdye. Then my mother came in with a flashlight. tThe power had gone out. MLIA.
Today I got yelled at for swearing in French. Not only was I not swearing, I wasn't speaking French either.
Today, I was looking through a very vandalized text book at school. As I opened to the next page, it was written in pen "Turn to the last page in case of a fire". Curious, I turned to the last page, and it read "In case of a fire you idiot!" I laughed. MLIA
I've just found that if you make "meowing" sounds quietly when my father is in the room, then ask him where the cat is, he'll look around the house for hours trying to find the cat that we don't own.
Today, I drew a picture of a llama in my friend's notebook because her name is Tina, just like the llama from Napoleon Dynamite. Our friend was sitting next to her, and he saw the drawing. Then, he asked if llamas still existed. Apparently, he thought llamas were extinct because he's never seen one in real life before. MLIA.
Today I tried no.123 in the ways to get kicked out of Walmart (Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart ). I'm Australia though , so we have no walmart, so I decided to try it at Target (similar to Kmart). Within 10 minutes of ordering a trainee had taken me dead seriously and walked to the other end of the mall to complete my order, brought it back to me and rung it up on the till. I was amazed at the customer service. MLIA
A couple weeks ago I was walking up campus towards my class when I saw a couple people watching a hawk try to catch a squirrel. I decided to stop and watch along with a few friends. An hour later over 200 people had stopped to watch this and would yell "oohhhhhh" whenever the hawk dove. One of the professors in a nearby building called the cops to break up the crowd. He showed up. And Joined in watching. I love college.
Today, I read a story about some people who went to an environmentalist convention and sent around a joke petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide. They got about 3000 signatures. Good to know that, in the future,our planet will be safe from the chemical hazards of water. MLIA
Today, I was volunteering at a children's preschool and they were presenting who their role models were. The generic answer was their mom, dad, family, etc, but a small 4 year old girl said that her role model was Dory from Finding Nemo. She is definately going places. MLIA
Today, my friend answered one of those social interview questions on Facebook. It asked her, "If I came with an instruction manual, what would chapter one be titled?" She answered, "WARNING: Runs on chocolate." I laughed, and then realized I was eating a Tootsie Roll. MLIA.
Yesterday, my dad sat outside the bathroom while my brother was using it. When my brother opened the door, and my dad proceeded to jump up and in a sweet voice say "meow". My brother then shrieked/screamed like a girl closed the door quickly, then opened it with wet pants. My dad and I couldn't stop laughing. New hobby? Yes. MLIA.
Today, i learned that 4 people in the UK die every year from putting on their trousers. Good to know. MLIA
Today, four of my friends and I went to the local book store because we were bored. Remembering something that someone had posted on MLIA, we decided to move all the bibles to the fiction section. It took six trips total, but we got them all. As soon as we finished, the store manager pulled me into the back room (because I was the mastermind) and yelled at me for ten minutes. Then he promptly fired me. I have never been to that book store before in my life, but I got 150 dollars as 'my last pay check'. MLIA
Today I came home from school with a fever. I immediately changed into my sweatpants and went to watch TV on the couch. After about 30 seconds of trying to turn on the TV, I realized I was holding my car keys, not the remote. MLIA
My mom just went to see a Breaking Benjamin and Kill Hannah concert. My brother's name is Ben. My name is Hannah. I am worried now. MLIA.
Today, my very small private school was broken into. The guy who did it thought he was clever by stealing the large flat screen TV that shows what the surveillance cameras are recording, but didn't realize that the actual tapes aren't on the TV, they're in the computers. He was caught within a couple of hours walking down the street my school is on. He was carrying the TV. MLIA.
Today, I was bored, so I set up all of my little brothers foam bowling pins than got my laser pointer. For the next 20 minutes, I pointed the laser at the front pin which made my bulldog run at all of them. Dog bowling was cool and I'm pro at it. Boredom: Defeated. MLIA
Today, my brother came home from college and we were just hanging out having a pretty good time until I started to fall off the bed. I was holding on for dear life when I go, "brother...help me!" just like Mufasa from the Lion King. I didnt think he would get it until he ran over to the bed and grabbed my hands and said, "Long live the king!" and threw me off the bed. We then had a Lion King quote session. I love my brother. MLIA
A while ago, my friends and I were discussing what our names meant. I said that my name was a port of a ship in England. My friend looks at me wide eyed and says, "That's so wierd, that's what my name means too!" We were both baffled until our other friend pointed out that we both have the same name. MLIA
This morning, I realized my hair extentions were not where I had put them the night before. I went downstairs to find my dad with half of them, and he put the other half on my grandfather. They sat drinking their tea like nothing was wrong. MLIA
Today in history class I learned that there really was a man name Waldo-- he rebelled against the medieval catholic church. The church decided to try and persecute him, but they were unable to. Why? Because they couldn't find him. MLIA.
Today, I went with a bunch of my friends to go see the movie 2012 at the movie theater. I got there late, so I tried to buy the food really quick so we could get good seats. After ordering two large popcorns, two large Cokes, and two packs of Skittles (to be split with one of my friends) the total price plus tax came out to be exactly $20.12. Epicness. MLIA
Today, our school security guard was visiting the class to talk about his job. When he asked us if we had any questions, somebody asked something about whether he'd arrest teachers. Our teacher proceeded to put his arm around the security guard to demonstrate how he'd never do that to him. It seemed like it only took half a second to tackle him and cuff him to a desk. But it seemed like he screamed for an eternity. MLIA.
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Re: :: Ratty's randomly rattyful blog :: 3/9/10 ::
by shadowsowner888 3/10/2010, 9:19 pm
Obama and swine flu?! IT'S AN OMEN! :O
I read all the MLIAs for once! xD Yay!
I read all the MLIAs for once! xD Yay!
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