Crystal Fields: A Fantasy RP

ONce upon a dtime, shadow wrote a crappy story on write or die. she started off slowly, but quickly gained momentum as she stopped using capitals. it was more insteresting that way, you see.

"Whee!!" she shrieked. As usual. It was so fun not to check for speklling and stuff. Oopes she just started using capitals again. and she's going to stop.

the dog ate cheese and puked. too bad. there was a red dragon with horns and scales. and it was a dragon. his name was dragon. one day, dragon went to the store to buy a loaf of bread. 'i'd like a loaf of bread please,' he said.

'that'll be one dollar,' they told him.

'who the heck are you people/1' he wailed, not knowing who 'they' were.

so he stole a thing of applesauce, and ate it, much to everyone else's disgust. for he ate with his mouth open, and belched constantly.

'i am kind vcotory!' oops, i mean king victory. everyone stared, and some even facepalmed. it was not a very happy day in case you couldn't tell.

then it started pouting outside. the rain was coming down very hard, you see, and you could clearly see it was indeed pouting! pouting as badly as a toddler who didn't get its way. pouting as bad as sammie does right before she starts crying.

guess what? i'm not going to have a mature one today. cus sometimes i have some r-rated material, but i decided not to in case ratty wants to see it. hi ratty! waves at ratty. i didn't use asterisks either . . . pressing shift just takes too much time cus you have to make sure youre pressing it before you press anything else, and yah. that's about it.

there was also a green dragon with yellow stripes. he looked skinny, like he kept puking up food. and he did, because dragon - remember, that red one? - was so disgusting when he ate his applesauce. it just made greenie - yup, that's the green one's name, isn't it original - quite sick. it wasn't even his fault! All the doctors thought it was, though, so they tried to send him to therapy to make him stop. but the horrible memory of dragon's disgusting eating habits kept coming back to greenie every time.

then one day, greenie discovered a dollar bill. it was small and green and very very thin - just like him! he fell in love, and they were married and had little half-dollar half-dragon kids. they were each worth 50 cents. isn't that smart of me? yay for shad's smartness!! *clapping*

Ooops. shifting again. stopping now.

shadow can shapeshift epically. see, ferlon did a shiftling spell on her when she was still a vampire - a vampire with the gift of shapeshifting - but the way it works is that when you become mature, you can always shift between those two at will. that's what happened with kayla stevens in dragon soul. but anyway, that means she's human most of the time, cus she doesn't really like being a vampire. but she gets kinda weak after she changes into a vampire and back. not as a vampire, but as a human, she's weak. but if she shapeshifts while she's a vampire . . . well, i'm not sure. it's a very confusing idea. cus what if she turned into her human self as a vampire, rather than just changing back into it, and then as her vampire self morphed into a human, she turned into her vampire self again, and so on? she'd be trapped in her own vampire form even though it really wasn't hers. ha1 try to understand /that/ one.

i have six hundred and twenty or so words. how many do you have and two minutes and a half left.

after this i probably gotta go to bed. cus i promised mom i would only stay up half an hour, but it's already been like forty five minutes.

undead is epic. i just wanna keep listening to it. but i can't stop, so i can't go and paste - hey, he's wicked! how mean!

i will probably save this, but idk. i'll have to make my mind up later on.

i think i'm doing a bit better, despite the no shifting. i'm like not making many mistakes as i was when is tarted. cus i had an adrenaline rush that made my fingers stumble; the idea of doing a word war against somebody online for once was just really awesome to me, lol. acronyms are fun to use woot and no exclamation so this one is gonna have to do1

oooooh, shooot, i only have like less than a minute to go. i better keep writing and wrigin and i swear i'm not copying and pasting. cus i'll just ceep writing random stuff. castles and flowers and popplejam and princess fairies get married to beautiful princes and live happily ever after and own a cute little puppy bnamed angel who's black and only ten stinking seconds left and this is gonna be really horrible when you read it two one zero

"Yah!" I yelled, racing for Ellie.
She gasped in surprise and hid behind a rock, which I had to swerve to avoid. She giggled. and I ran towards her again, SHE climbed up the rock and I scrambled up after her, laughing.
"What was that for?" she asked, glancing at me. I shrugged.
"Dunno., I'm feeling random. Got a problem with that?" I added teasingly.
She rolled her eyes. "No."
"Good." I laughed, then slid down to the ground. "Last one back is a rotten egg!"
"Hey, no fair, you got a head start," she complained, racing after me.
I laughed again. "Too bad!" I did a loop de loop around a tree and laughed once more.
"You laugh too much."
"Impossible!" I scoffed. "There's no such thing as laughing to much."
"Yes there is . And you do it."
"No I don't!" I pouted, and then laughed again.
She rolled her eyes. "My point exactly."
I grinned and reached for the lowest breanch of the tree, beginning to climb.
"Hey, get down!" she complained. "You're going to hurt yourself again!"
"No I'm not," I said, rolling my eyes as I reached for the next bough. "I've been practicing."
"Yeah, right," she muttered. "Get down right now!" she added.
"Why should I?" I laughed.
"Because I said so!"
"Ooh, scary."
"I'll tell your mom..." she threatened.
"Eep!" I scrambled back down to the ground. "Okay, fine, you don't have to tell her anything, I'm on the ground."
Now it was her turn to laugh. "Oh, you can be so gullible, Lin. I wasn't going to tell."
I stuck my tongue out at her and started to climb again.
"Oh, no you don't," she said, grabbing my arm.
"Aw, c'mon," I complained. "Just once, I won't fall, I promise."
"Nope. Let's go somewhere where you won't be tempted to climb, okay?" She began pulling me in the direction of the meadow. I followed reluctantly.
She yanked me out of the tree cover and into the bright meadow. I plopped down and pulled up a handful of grass. "I'm bored," I complained. She rolled her eyes. "How can you be bored?"
I shrugged. "I dunno, just am."
She sighed and lay back in the grass, face up. I stared at the handful of dirt and grass in my palm and a slow grin spread across my face.
"What are you thinking about?" she asked suspiciously, propping herslef up on one elbow to look at me. I grinned wider in answer and tossed the grass clump at her face.
"Hey!" she protested, wiping the dirt off her face. "What was that for?"
I shrugged again.
"Remind me why