Bring a joke to the April 15th - April 21st WCT!

April happens to be National Humor Month! Do you know any jokes?
National Humor Month

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!

Humor is often attempted at in knock-knock jokes. The knock-knock jokes often end up being called tasteless, though. I posted this joke in light of National Humor Month, but if you really would like to make somebody laugh, I advise you not to use it. I've used it before and got no laughs.
-sigh-

If you have a joke you'd like to tell, please post it! (:
Happy National Humor Month!

>3 I have a joke. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

. . .

Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup!

Haha! I like that one!

Umm, here's one:

Why did the teacher go cross-eyed?

Spoiler:

xD Our bus driver yesterday told this one.

Ahh, I have no jokes. xD
Well, there was this " movie " my dad told me about but you won't qet it unless you know Spanish. ;p
This was our convo:

Me : Hey dad, I'm qoinq to the movies on Friday.
Dad : Really, what are you qonna watch?
Me : We're not sure yet, we're qonna decide there.
Dad : Well, you should watch this new movie called The Bycicle. It's really qood.
Me : The Bycicle?
Dad : Yeah, with Manny Vela and Elsi Jinn.

xD It's stupid, but I lauqhed my butt off. There's also another one like that about a movie called " Electricity "
but I don't remember. ;p

Anywhoo, parodies are also fun to watch. xD

Oh, I love that one Soph! xDD

Oooh, Glamma, I love parodies. They're so wicked!

Oooh, here's another one. What do you get if you shoot a bunch of cows into orbit?

The herd shot round the world!

This one is normally told only in Vancouver.

What happened when the Sun blew up?

Spoiler:

Ya see, the Sun is an abbreviation for 'The Vancouver Sun', and it blew up and there's another newspaper called 'The Province'...*mumbles*

Never mind.

Ohh, hey! xDD That's a good one!

:/ You really think so?

lolol. i love weird al's . x3
white and nerdy, ftw. xD

*thinking*

This is something I do every time someone asks me this.

Person: Wuzzup/Sup?
Me: The sky.

i'm qonna qo to bed.
it's 12:43 am. :O
and there's school tomorrow. ;p

ahh well. at least there's no school on fridayy.
byeee. qood niqhtt.(;

Haha, I love the jokes you all posted.

I feel sad for some reason. But I don't know why. My friend and I had fun, I didn't fail the bio quiz, and I have no homework...

Hi, everyone! (:

Hey!

I need to do my homework...I need to do my homework...five more minutes...ten more minutes. xD Rawr.

I need to check an algebra packet, then I don't have anything else...

no school tomorrow. yes! xD

Lucky! Why don't you have school?

I almost mananged to convince my grandma I'm in 10th grade, but my mom told her I'm in 9th.

it's the school's field day. but i can't participate or anythinq, so i'm qonna qo to the ophtalmoloqist instead. ;p

lol. xD

Hey

hey saddle. [:

Hola!!

Hi! (:

Heyy