Questions That Haunt Me...What random questions can you think of?

by Dragon Lover 8/1/2009, 5:12 pm

{Mods, if this is in the wrong section, please move it!}

Okay, I got an e-mail forwarded to me earlier today. The following is most of the questions (some of them were slightly inappropriate, so I removed them). What random questions can you come up with?

Questions that haunt me...

1. Can you cry under
water?

2. How important does a person have to
be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just
murdered?

3. Why do you have to "put your
two cents in"... but
it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
Where's that extra penny going
to?

4. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck
wearing the clothes
you were buried in for
eternity?

5. Why does a round pizza come in a
square box?

6. What disease did cured ham
actually have?

7. How is it that we put man on
the moon before we figured out it
would be a good idea to
put wheels on luggage?

8. Why is it that people
say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up like every
two hours?

9.Why are you in a movie, but
you're ON TV?

10. Why do people pay to go up
tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at
things on the ground?

11. Why do toasters always have a
setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no
decent human being would eat?

12. If Jimmy
cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid
song
about him?

13. Can a hearse carrying a corpse
drive in the carpool lane?

14. Why does Goofy
stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both
dogs!

15. If corn oil is made from corn,
and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil
made from?

16. If electricity comes from
electrons, does morality come from morons?

17. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Star have
the same tune?

18. Why did you just try singing
the two songs above?

19 Did you ever notice that when you blow
in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him
for a car ride, he
sticks his head out the
window?

If you come up with a really good question, I'll post it on the post below this!

by Dragon Lover 8/1/2009, 5:12 pm

This post is for really funny/good questions. xD

by The Mad Hatter 8/1/2009, 5:25 pm

Can Kangaroos use Aussie shampoo and conditioner?

by Epileptic Lies 8/1/2009, 5:27 pm

How about:

If reading is knowledge and knowledge is power, and power is evil, then is reading evil?

by **DreamCatcher81** 8/2/2009, 12:48 am

Why is brown-blonde hair called dirty blonde? Is it really dirty?

by **DreamCatcher81** 8/2/2009, 12:49 am

Yes, I'm aware it's stupid but that's all I could think of! xD

by **PugsRock** 8/2/2009, 6:52 pm

Why aren't Number 2 pencils not Number 1? Are they not good enough?

by **DreamCatcher81** 8/2/2009, 8:37 pm

Why aren't emos even very emotional?

by **PugsRock** 8/2/2009, 8:41 pm

Is it possible to have naturally purple eyes? Naturally green hair?

by The Mad Hatter 8/4/2009, 2:56 pm

In Germ X or any other germ-ridding product, why is it always 99 percent? Why not 100?

by **PugsRock** 8/7/2009, 7:32 pm

Number 19 is so true. xD

If a tree falls, and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

by **Cyn431** 8/10/2009, 6:26 pm

Hm...
~~Why's a hamburger called a hamburger if there's no ham in it?~~
I'll reword that. xD

A cheeseburger has cheese in it, so why doesn't a hamburger have ham in it?

by **PugsRock** 8/10/2009, 6:34 pm

If a snail loses its shell, is it naked or homeless?

by **Jesus4Eternity** 9/3/2009, 8:28 pm

Why is a driveway called a DRIVEway if you park in it? XD

by **SaddleClub** 9/3/2009, 8:31 pm

(Kinda like Amanda's. xD)

Why do you park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

by **Jesus4Eternity** 9/4/2009, 6:07 pm

(COPYCAT! XD)

(That made me think of something...XD)

Why is it called copyCAT if cats are independent? XD

by Dragon Lover 9/4/2009, 6:14 pm

(LOL, ya'll are good at comin' up with these! xD)

Why do little siblings think it's their job to annoy you half to death?

by *Strongly*[Emo]tional 9/4/2009, 6:20 pm

Do you like me ? lol

by **iGrievous** 9/5/2009, 8:30 am

Have you ever won "the game"?

by **Jesus4Eternity** 9/5/2009, 12:09 pm

I LOST THE GAME! XD

by Dragon Lover 9/5/2009, 1:19 pm

ARGH!

Why are people so cruel whenever they loose The Game?!

by **SaddleClub** 9/5/2009, 4:01 pm

If you have a mouse for a computer, how come there's no rat for the TV?

by Epileptic Lies 9/5/2009, 11:43 pm

How can you win The Game if you always lose it? xP

by **Jesus4Eternity** 9/22/2009, 11:37 am

Can you ever be doing nothing?

by **shadowsowner888** 9/23/2009, 11:25 am

Okay, this is a dumb question, but I wanted to post it. xD

If the plural if mouse is mice, and the plural of goose geese, why aren't houses hice and mooses meece?