Confusing Questions

You all know the game "The Person Below Me", right? Well, this is called "Confusing Questions". It's the same idea....

Person One would post something like:


If it's the third Wednesday of January and there's vanilla pudding in the freezer next to cool whip, can I buy a red bottle of orange juice?

And Person 2 would respond:

It depends. If the Cool Whip had been used, then you may, but, if not, you must wait until the crocodile is in love with the CD.

If crocodile times alligator is dwarf, and the dwarf likes milk, what is milk plus alligator?


Ect. The point is to make no sense at all. xD, Your first one is...



If there are more than 3 sheets of paper on top of the computer mouse made in 1821, and my chocolate pudding is on the countertop made of steel, does hankerchief to the giant power equal keyboard?

[I just wanted to be the first post, haha. Eeeeek, confusing rules @_@]

No, the keyboard is greater and handkerchief to the giant power. You forgot to multiply it by aluminum.

If a computer plus a teddy bear equals magic lamp, what kind of genie comes out?

[Did I do this right?]

(As long as no one understand is, it's right! xD, that makes no sense! LOL)


One with a lime green fladoodle, of course!


If I have 5 pieces of chocolate and my friend steals 4 of my goldfish, how many rulers are there in Chicago?

48! Because the erasers took over! XD

If the lights turn off, and suddenly there's a creepy guy in front of you who shouts "PALAMALAMA!" what do you buy?
((XDDDD))

A DragCave egg with a spatula.


If you have green eggs and ham and the computer likes pie, what time is it in France?

It's mushroom hour when the flying pronghorns start to dance. But if the pronghorns are extinct, you should probably buy a bottle of WD-40 and hide in a hollowed-out log for at least 124 hours before even saying the word mushroom hour.

If twenty and a half elephants are parading in a glass of Antarctic jello, how many years until the next pink panther is born?

It's obviously 679 lamps!



If there are 12 rulers on my nose and a bolt in my mouth, do I have a purple kittten?

It depends. If the kitten is under 3 laptops high, then yes. If the kitten happens to be a member of the extinct species sabertooth tiger and it can sing the national anthem backwards, then yes. However, if the rulers are made out of metal, divide the kitten's weight by the number of people in Europe.

If the number on a sewing machine is 392 and the square root of smoothie to the power of window is 78⁹, what is the number of perfect grades the average student in Timbuktu will get in 2102, excluding people with IQ scores from 103-105?

It's obviously football to the drum power, 'casue you multiply the exponents to yak!


If 5 to the 4th power is applesauce times & sign, what is the square root of golgi bodies?

Purple pancake, because golgi bodies only exist inside wooden soap bubbles.

If five, lemon-flavoured pickles fell off of the Eiffel Tower, how many cabbits does it take to drown a light bulb?

None, because the chocolate flavored carrots drowned the light bulb.

If three purple spotter kangaroos fell into a lake, what is the square root of lime pancakes?

Simple! You take the half a square foot of a giant rutabaga. Multiply that by the number of seconds within a toenails lifetime. Divided by the result to the age old question...How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If it's the 7th day of November, and the moss grew on the north-east side of the tree, how many flocks of geese would fly by?

Easy! Only 1 would because the purple spotted hippos ate the rest!

If you took 3 yellow and red kittens to a shelter, how many orange belly gorillas would knock down a tree?

Tough question...but I know the answer! Haha! Well, you have to take into account, how many of the trees, that could possibly get knocked over, have honey on them. When you take that into account, then you have to realize that a dragonflies only flies into the sunset. Then the scent of the kittens, gets carried away with the dragonflies, and flows to where the gorillas are. Which as a result, infuriates the orange belly gorillas, and put them in a frenzy, which makes them knock down the tree.

If you took 3 tablespoons of maple syrup, and put it on a duck...how many planets would align as a result to that?

Hmm, let's see. The answer is 6. Because, if you take the square root of the items being used and multiply it by 3, then dived by 3 and multiply it by 3 again, you get the answer.

I a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around, how many frogs does it land on?

None. Because we don't even know if the tree fell down near a river. Plus, if you add in the amount of gravitation force that is created by the tree falling down, you don't actually know if it even hits the ground, or just falls straight through the Earth.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how many teeth would a crocodile have?

None, the woodchuck can chuck teeth too.


If it's 4:00 in pinapple land, and pie is the square root of glarf, do crocidiles have belly buttons?

At exactly 4:01:01, they will. This is because when we multiply pie by pi (without the e) we get pi - (pi minus e) which is equal to around 2.71. Now as crocodiles have 239 bones, we can assume that pineapples around around 10 cm tall. We divide the number of apples in pineapple land (pineapples minus pine trees) by glarf (approximated to 1/100 of a milimeter) we will get 88. 88 is a multiple of both 4 and 11, so yes!

If you take a purple paint brush, and you divide it by three, receiving the answer of 0.6⁹, then what is the square root of wood minus the amount of internet users in the south half of NYC?

The square rot of the wood minus the amount of interest is precisely one and three quarters a guitar. Since the south half of Brooklyn is not completely substandard with the south half of NYC, though, this answer would be doubled.

If a chicken eats battery juice without squeezing open the warning symbol's haircut, how many French whales will die?

It depends. If the battery was a AA, then 4. If it was a AAA, 6.

How many bunnies will jump across the frozen river in summer, if 7 packs of Mentos are found near the lake?

Toughie. If 7 packs of mentos are there, that means that one of the bunnies ate the eighth back, and there fore one of the bunnies will be too full to ump the river.

If seven mirrors are angled at each other, what would you see in the sixth mirror?

Me! Because I'm standing in the middle.

If two cats tried to jump a bridge at the same time, how many dogs are chasing them?

3. One for each dog. And the last one is because it was lonely and wanted in on the fun ):

If the answer to the universe is 42, but you thought it was 24, what did you do wrong?

I thought about cheese. (XDXD)

If you left on a plane at 2 a.m. and arrived at 16 p.m., how many planes did you take?

10. You had to travel on two airplanes and during the transition for you rode 8 kiddie plane rides

If the person who answers this question isn't named Michael, how long will it be until YouTube gets swine flu?