Confusing Questions

If we add the sum of xylophone and cheese to the difference of the same, and take into consideration that the square root of elf is puffball squared, 15.4 elf babies would be born.

If shoe plus rope equals cabbage, why don't pumpkins fall off cliffs more often?

Because they are physically retarded squared to the tenth dimension.

If you split an atom to make an atom bomb, and Pumpkin's are mentally physically retarded, and pumkin pluss donut equals cheesy drumsticks, who is smarter, the Game or Evil?

The Game is smarter because the pumpkin's lack of brains leads to the destruction of an atom bomb before the cheesy drumsticks have a chance to bake.

If two gnomes eat 20 bushels of water at a rate of eighty-seven words per minute, and they are flying at a speed of eleven miligrams, and plus and minus are equal to the amount of snot in a sick person's nose, what is the greatest number of televisions sold by me after the year 2328?

8888888 because the giant koala limes well eat the bacon of the red jacket pearl.

If my grandma's wife's husband's 2nd ex-french fry took the leprucuan to the fairy orchestra, will the prince grow a wart?

No, because in order for him to grow a wart, it would have to be the great grandma's husband's bother's 3rd ex french fry.

4 pinapples!


If a grape is doubled, how many hairs are there on Jupiter?

It depends if there is life on Mars.

If there is a double stuffed oreo in your lunch, how do you get the sandwich out of the fridge?

Take a bottle of water and hit a magnet!

If the dog chases the cat, how many pinapples are in your pants? xD

Hmm... I am guessing 6? xD

If your bracelet falls apart, how do you get to the dentist on time?

You use a milkshake!

If a cat has swine flu, how does a pig put on pants?

You get a cow to help you. xD

If your computer crashes, how do you eat lunch while riding a bike?

Use the handlebars! xD


If xD likes ^.^, then who does d}:<E~ like?


(That's an angry king stinking his tounge out. xD)

Hamburgers! xD

If a jumbo shrimp is too big, then what does the cow do?

Smile.


If I'm drinking water, where is France?

In the Pacific Ocean.

If I put my pet iguana on my keyboard, how do I eat pork for dinner?

Cook it!


If there's a ruler on my nose, where is the water bottle?

In the pencil sharpener!

If my pet hamster is on his wheel, how do I email my friends?

Use the 6!



If the send button says hi, how am I to go hamburger?

Eat a hot dog instead!

If you are IMing your friend then how do you feed your pet crocodile?

By eating it! xD


If bold likes underlined, how does olive feel about green?

He thinks green is a sack of potatoes.

If you like the statue of liberty, how do you like the Atlantic ocean?

Because it's Harry Potter!


If Harry Potter likes Bella Swan, does Curious George like Little Red Riding Hood?

Only if she becomes Little Yellow Riding Hood.

If hawk squared equals square root of leaves, where do houses go for a free lunch?

At the bottom of a cliff where Elmo runs accross your screen of course!

If Elmo's main goal was to explode the earth and it began raining bananas while 30 llamas began poking your dad, what in the universe was brushed?
(XD)

The cookie crumbs from the cookie monster. xD

If Cookie Monster was a girl and smurfette was a boy what would a pig get to be? xD