Confusing Questions

Youtube already has swine flu because mitchell davis invented it.


If it was musics' birthday, how many presents would the mayor of North Carolina bring?

None. He dislikes music

If two people began to RP randomly, how people would join in by the end of the day?

If it was a Saturday, we'd have to say 1 million, but since today's a monday, the answer is zero.

What is the name of the second day of July: blob or parchment paper?

Blob. You need to take in account the number of letters and divide it by 2.

If it's Saturday in Japan, Thunderday in New York, what day is it in France?

Neverday, of course. [[It's a rare thing for these three days to occur at once, so this wouldn't happen often.]]

If the pie [[the food]] was triangular, would one still use pi [[the number]] to calculate the circumference? and if it was a Thursday, would your answer change?

No, you'd use the square root of Pi (the number) plus 1.11 to calculate the circumference. However, if it was the third Thursday of the month, aka opposite day, you would need to use Pi² and instead of adding 1.11, you'd subtract it

New question? xD

Sorry. I'm sort of distracted. xP

If you have a smoothie, what will the amount of tissues in a half used box be in the middle of January, 2938. Remember to subtract dragonfly and add sea²⁰³, or your answer needs to be divided by the square root of CD.

It's okay.

Assuming that the smoothie has apple flavoring in it, the number of tissues will be 23. But, instead of adding or subtracting or dividing, I can simply multiply the number of tissues by addresses in a post office. The answer, therefore, will be 37.

Once there was a slimy monster, who had seventeen children. The monster ate three of the children with his exponential telephone, so how many were added on afterwards? [Hint: Remember that the monster is SLIMY! ]

Your question is a hard one... xD
Well, it really will depend on which color. However, as green is the most common color for slimy monsters, I'm assuming that this is also a green monster If it's blue, however, we'll need to divide by 2 and add 10 at the end.
He ate three, but that made him twice the size. Which of course meant that he couldn't go through the door when his wife rang on the doorbell. So now he had 14 children, yet his wife decided that he was too fat and decided to use a crystal ball to move back time. However, when this happens, everything is split into two, thanks to the 4th dimension. This would give us the answer of 34. (27 for a blue monster.)

If you take the number of books in the international library of Alberta and multiply it by gnat², then what is the international ratio of doves to spools of threads, excluding any thread which is black and multiplying the length of a meter by 2 every time a dove has had more than 34 but less than 43 kids?

Thanks? xD

Ooh. Alberta. *is distracted* Anyways.... That's confusing.

Number of books in library = 2500.
Gnat² = Gorilla

2500 x gorilla = CHEESE!

Ratio of doves to spools of thread = 1:2 [simplified, of course.]

Excluding black thread = 1:1.5

Length of meter x 2 [do this treehouse number of times] = 12098738 cm

Therefore, the answer is 777777777:12098738


If you went to the orthodontist at three o'clock in the afternoon and november third, would you be able to find the number of giraffes that live underwater? The ratio of gold to green is tiger, and don't forget to add all the pots and pans in the kitchen. If you didn't subtract the number of balloons that were popped today, you would get the wrong answer.

Well, of course, the answer is yes! Because simply, there are no girraffes living under water!

Why do girls need so many pairs of shoes?

(Psssh. I only have 2 pairs. )

Because cell phones are flying accross town and all you need is hamburgers!

If a gameboy and a speaker are in your room, what goes flying accross the toilet and what lands in your siggy?

THE FRENCHMEN THAT SNUCK IN LAST NIGHT! :O


If someone says 'Disney' in Universal studios, how long does it take for security to start doing the thriller dance?

14 pickles!


if you have a purple book and a yellow cucumber, how long does it take for a keyboard to melt in a jar?

First, the purple book will have to make the yellow cucumber's cousin break up with the keyboard, which will take half of the time that it took the jar factory to realize that all their blue objects are gone. AKA, 6.

Which spanish tourist will squeak the alphabet if your hands burn off? With the acknowledgment that there are no cell phones in the tri-state area.

The strawberry that kicked you! o.O

If something poked you, and jumped off a cliff and pigs started flying, what exploded?

O.o

The nail cliiper of course!

If the ruler is in love with the pie, but the pie ikes the 6, what does the 6 like to have for breakfast?

Australian bagels.

If toast is hot, then how long does it take to get in line? Accepting the fact that groceries can't wait after saturday.

Three days if it's at 100 degrees or lower, four if it's any higher.

If the laptop is in Nepal on vacation, where does the waffle go for mice?

To the insane asylum! .... taking into account the fact that eggs are blue.


When the airport is colored with yellow crayons.... what does eleven write in the Essay?

Eleven won't write his essay, 13 will because 11 feels too guilty to eat.


If one person is in france, and the other isn't, where's cinderella?

On planet Leera.

If a garbage can likes a garage, where does a computer live?

It doesn't live anywhere. Because it's nonexistent.

If bacon plus Q equals 42, but you thought the answer to the universe was 24, how long does it take before you lose The Game?

It depends. If I'm Chuck Norris, then obviously I couldn't lose... Because I'm Chuck Norris. But if not, the square root of pecan flavoured jello is pearl banjo, so that would mean that I'm one purple umbrella away from jumping off of a decayed log in France.

If two and a half people went to eat a cardboard box, how many elf babies would be born in southern Russia?