1,000,000 Ways To Find L
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1,000,000 Ways To Find L
Yeah....let's find one million ways to find the guy behind the computer. Still not sure if I'm in love with him yet. xD
1. Ask them their favorite letter. If it's L, you've got him.
1. Ask them their favorite letter. If it's L, you've got him.
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2. Give him a coupon to an all-you-can-eat dessert buffet that you have to show your ID to get in to. See what he does.
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My favorite letter is L. :O1. Ask them their favorite letter. If it's L, you've got him.
3. Run around taunting and screaming, "I KNOW WHO KIRA IS, I KNOW WHO KIRA IS!, I KNOW WHO KIRA IS! ... And I have cake!"
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I FOUND L!!!! IT'S CYN.
4. Make him take a test and see how he sits. If he sits with his feet up on the chair and his knees near his chin, he's L.
4. Make him take a test and see how he sits. If he sits with his feet up on the chair and his knees near his chin, he's L.
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[act]Yes, you have found me, I'm L, NOW GIVE ME ICE CREAM. :3[/act]
5. Give your suspect coffee and a gallon's container of sugar cubes. If he uses the entire container, voila.
5. Give your suspect coffee and a gallon's container of sugar cubes. If he uses the entire container, voila.
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[*hands ice cream and chocolate sauce*]
6. Lock the suspect in the room with loads of sugar. If, in a month, he's still thin, you've found him. [L says if you use your head, you won't gain weight...]
6. Lock the suspect in the room with loads of sugar. If, in a month, he's still thin, you've found him. [L says if you use your head, you won't gain weight...]
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[con]Noooo, I'm L, give me the ice cream! And cake! [/con]
7. Ask him to read a speech at a prodigious ceremony. If he dresses in casual clothes and holds his notes from the top, he's L.
7. Ask him to read a speech at a prodigious ceremony. If he dresses in casual clothes and holds his notes from the top, he's L.
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8. Give him a test. If he aces it and doodles cake in the margins, he's L.
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9. Tell your suspect to stand up straight. If he refuses with his famous explanation, you've got L.
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[...what's the famous explanation? xD]
10. Whisper in his ear, "I am Kira." If he turns around and grabs you by the neck, you've got him.
10. Whisper in his ear, "I am Kira." If he turns around and grabs you by the neck, you've got him.
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His reasoning abilities decreases by 40% if he stands/sits/lies upright.
Haha, I like 10. xD
11. Force him to get diabetes somehow and get a doctor to diagnose him with it. If he eats a bunch of sweets anyway, voila.
Haha, I like 10. xD
11. Force him to get diabetes somehow and get a doctor to diagnose him with it. If he eats a bunch of sweets anyway, voila.
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Ahhhhh.
[xD]
12. Give him a Death Note and see if he yells, "I HAVE FOUND WHERE KIRAS POWER COMES FROM!"
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12. Give him a Death Note and see if he yells, "I HAVE FOUND WHERE KIRAS POWER COMES FROM!"
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13. Act as some huge authority person and hand him a test. Instruct him to write his full name at the top of the paper, and if it is discovered he used an alias he is banned from eating cake. Observe.
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14. Give him a gallon of ice cream. If it's gone in ten minutes, he's L.
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15. Ask him to come to the dark side, saying that it has cake. If he joins the good side, no cake. EVER. See what he does.
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16. Tell him he has 3 wishes. If the wishes are to find Kira, to have unlimited sugar, and to be able to sit how he wants for the rest of his life, it's L.
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17. Tell him you know when and how he'll die. If he shoots you because he thinks you're Kira, voila.
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18. Yell at the top of your lungs that you have too much cake and don't want to eat it. L should show up rather quickly.
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19. Buy a box of sugar cubes and open it. Eat one. If someone comes running, he's L.
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20. Go into Wal•Mart and put SOLD OUT signs all over the sweets aisles so nobody can tell they aren't actually sold out. If you hear somebody scream in agony, voila.
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21. Drag him by the hair and force healthy food into his mouth. If he demands cake, he's L.
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22. Ask him how the food pyramid works. If he tells you about his famous sweets pyramid, voila.
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23. Give him a pound of straight sugar and then see if he's teeth are rotten. If they aren't, he's L.
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24. Watch someone for twenty-four hours. If he sleeps in any position other than a crouch, you can find someone else to investigate.
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25. Insult a piece of cake. See who comes running.
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