Crossing the street *finished*
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Crossing the street *finished*
by IDmangapasta 9/26/2009, 1:46 pm
Maturity- There's comic violence 
Fantasy- Um, just comic stuff
This is a story I made up with my brothers.
Once upon a time there was a long line of people waiting to cross the street. The first guy looked to the right before crossing the street, and got run over by a car from the left.
The second guy looked left- and got smashed from the right.
The third guy looked left AND right, like any bright person would do, and got halfway across the street when a safe fell out of the sky and hit him over the head.
The fourth person looked left, right, AND up, and when he was sure it was safe to cross, he walked- and fell down a manhole.
So the fifth person looked right, left, up and down, and was run into from behind by a wagon on the loose.
The sixth person looked right, left, up, down and behind him, but while he was looking all those different directions a mine cart rammed into him from the front.
The seventh person who was VERY cautious looked every direction possible and crossed the street, but when he got to the other side, seemingly unhurt- HE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED!!!!!!!!!! (AKA his body randomly burned up for absolutely no reason at all.)
The eighth person, well, he decided it really wasn't worth it to cross the street.
THE END.
The moral of this story is- *drumroll* actually it doesn't really have one.
Fantasy- Um, just comic stuff
This is a story I made up with my brothers.
Once upon a time there was a long line of people waiting to cross the street. The first guy looked to the right before crossing the street, and got run over by a car from the left.
The second guy looked left- and got smashed from the right.
The third guy looked left AND right, like any bright person would do, and got halfway across the street when a safe fell out of the sky and hit him over the head.
The fourth person looked left, right, AND up, and when he was sure it was safe to cross, he walked- and fell down a manhole.
So the fifth person looked right, left, up and down, and was run into from behind by a wagon on the loose.
The sixth person looked right, left, up, down and behind him, but while he was looking all those different directions a mine cart rammed into him from the front.
The seventh person who was VERY cautious looked every direction possible and crossed the street, but when he got to the other side, seemingly unhurt- HE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED!!!!!!!!!! (AKA his body randomly burned up for absolutely no reason at all.)
The eighth person, well, he decided it really wasn't worth it to cross the street.
THE END.
The moral of this story is- *drumroll* actually it doesn't really have one.
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Re: Crossing the street *finished*
by shadowsowner888 9/27/2009, 9:27 am
Haha, that's awesome! 
You're really good at writing humorous stories.
I know what the moral is - don't cross the street!!
You're really good at writing humorous stories. I know what the moral is - don't cross the street!!
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Re: Crossing the street *finished*
by Reader 9/27/2009, 8:30 pm
LOL, the moral is that you should wear protective safety gear when crossing the street, or walk across one of those cool glass bridges they have at hospitals sometimes!
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Re: Crossing the street *finished*
by Lyssa45 9/27/2009, 11:14 pm
Haha, truly brilliant! Bravo!! I think the moral should be, "Don't cross streets." !
I think the moral should be, "Don't cross streets." !
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