Get fit for the zombie apocalypse! :o

I just have a boring old pocket knife. =( My dad used to have a gun under his pillow(I don't live in the greatest neighborhood ever . . . but not the worst, either), but my stepdad got rid of it after he found it. And sweet! Hijacking! Finally, something I'm good at! > Aw!!! See ya' Komodo! Don't the the zombies bite! And remember people: Aim. For. The. Head/Neck.

Thanks, Komodo. Glad to be of service.

Oh, yes, Shadow. It is nice. xD

Does anyone know if tazers can stun zombies? Can zombies even but stunned?

I doubt it there zombies therefore they have no nerve endings.

Awwww, bye Mo I'll miss you!

Cat has a good point. I don't think zombies can even feel pain or anything. xD

Dang. xD

But you guys are probably right. I danced around my room and rocked out for a good half hour today. I am feeling very fit.

Epic! I too felt fit after doing almost the same thing . . . until I weighed myself. xP Hmmph.

I have a pocket knife, bb gun, two airsoft guns, and I'm really good with a lighter...xD If people let me have them that is xD

How about matches? Are you good with matches? I'm not. xD I'm too scared to try hard enough to light them until my third attempt.

I wanted a flame thrower for Christmas, but, for some reason, my mom said no. xP

She doesn't even trust me with pointy objects. "Alice, you better give me that screw driver, honey. I don't want you to poke someone's eye out!" "Sweetheart, do you want me to cut your meat? You look like you're ready to cut your brothers arm off! And we wouldn't want that to happen!" Oh, yes we would.

Gosh, mom, I'm 14!

LOL! xD You people are all crazy! That's what I like about you guys! You're so much like my family(only cooler) that it's creepy. 0.o And Noah, my grandma has two lighters. I'll let you use the other one. I'm good with fire. It's my natural element.

Our family doesn't possess guns, which is good. But seriously - my brother can't even have a play gun. xD
I have a pocket knife, though. (:

Wow Ari, is your family like anti-violence?

Ooh, right my little brother has a bb gun too! And my sister has a pretty sick pocket knife....I also have a friend who has a "pocket knife" I've seen it, and that thing is NOT a pocket knife, it's a hunting knife she carries it around in a leather case for goodness sakes!

Yeah, I guess. I think it's good, though. Violence is bad. Unless you're killing zombies.

Imagine wrote:I wanted a flame thrower for Christmas, but, for some reason, my mom said no. xP

She doesn't even trust me with pointy objects. "Alice, you better give me that screw driver, honey. I don't want you to poke someone's eye out!" "Sweetheart, do you want me to cut your meat? You look like you're ready to cut your brothers arm off! And we wouldn't want that to happen!" Oh, yes we would.

Gosh, mom, I'm 14!

What?! Gosh, your mother has nerve! Why wouldn't she give her own child a flamethrower? You know, I bet she's in league with Jamie.

Arianna wrote:Our family doesn't possess guns, which is good. But seriously - my brother can't even have a play gun. xD
I have a pocket knife, though. (:

Your knife will be excellent.

Probably. xD

0.o I asked her if she was strating the zombie apocalypse and she said, "Now Alice, why would I do a thing like that?"

And she looked very suspicious.

She is trying to trick you Alice!! You may be living with a ZOMBIE!!

Must... not... fall... asleep... tonight...

Hehehe...
Butcher knives in the knife block...

ZOMG! Alice, should some of us come and pick you up at your house and bring you to the base? 0.o Just until we're sure your mom is not a zombie!

I was playing Nazi Zombies with two guy-friends and I mentioned the apocalypse and they just sort of stopped playing and looked at each other. I think they think I'm crazy!

OR, they are in on it and they are zombies too!!!

Well, I see two possibilities. Either they're zombies like Cat suggested, or they just don't believe. If they don't believe, that's unfortunate, but they're gonna learn by the time they die.

I don't know what to think anymore...

It can be a confusing world.

Indeed it can Shad indeed it can.....