Get fit for the zombie apocalypse! :o

by **shadowsowner888** 1/17/2010, 6:01 pm

Welcome, young stranger. So you believe us, eh? You don't doubt that there will be a zombie apocalypse some time in the near future (which there will)? Well, I can see you'll fit right in, then.

Here at GFFTZA - or, if you prefer, the Get Fit club - our one main purpose is obvious. To get fit. This is so we can outrun all the other people when the zombies come to eat us. You may survive, you may not. But if you do, you have permission to join Komoda and I when we plant carrots to make a living and breed hamsters until they evolve into humanoid life forms so we won't be lonely.

We do have a few rules, if you must know.

Ze Ruules (encrypted so that zombies cannot comprehend this title)

No zombies allowed. You become one, you're out of the club.
You may not become more fit than Komoda.
You must be willing to make a living as a carrot planter and/or a hamster breeder if you make it through this.
No betraying your fellow members to the zombies.
No associating with the zombies.
No causing the zombie apocalypse.

Memberlist
Shadow - President, 98% Werepire Shiftling and 2% Bird
Komoda - Vice President, Human
Arianna - Honorary Vice President, Half-Human and Half-Computer (Linux)
Mea - Psychiatrist, Seer
iGri the Great - Composor, Núménorian/Kaleesh
Saddle - Member, Demigod
Crystal - Member, Human
Twarry - Member, Giant Hamster Thingy
Noah the Pumpkin King - Member, Psychic Werepire
WL - Member, Vampire
Danielle - Member, Werewolf
Catbuster - Bomb Expert, Human
Wormy - Member, Shapeshifter
Jess - Member, Half-Vampire and Half-Human
Sophie - Member, Witch Animagus
Alice - Member, Hunter Of Many Things
Blacka-Blacka - Assassin, Shadow Creature
Amanda - Member, Human
Largo - Mascot, Voice (though he insists he's a human)
Venom - Member, Voice
Yuki - Member, Voice
Alan - Member, Voice
Kimiko - Member, Voice
Lacey - Member, 50% Rock star, 48% ghostie, 2% fan girl
The Masked Avenger - Spear-Maker, Glow in the Dark Dinosaur
Seal - Comic Maker, 90% Wolf, 10% Tiger
Cyn - Recruiter and Statisticator, Rockstar Sibyl
Rosie - Mea-botherer, Flower Bender
Zuzu - Unicorn Tamer, Sunshine Pixie
Saku-chan - Member, 50% human, 50% ninja
Rae - Member, Zombie Hata
Becca - Carrot Maker, 50% Human, 50% Ninja Dinosaur
Kiri - Member, 50% Chaos Entity, 50% Order Entity
Bee - Member, Vampire

Sign up now - before it's too late. Simply fill out this form and you're in - unless your species is . . . well, zombie.

Nickname:
Species:
Job in the GFFTZA:
Method of getting fit:
How much you agree to the rules:

While you're here, let's have some fun, and meet our mascot! Very Happy

His name is Largo, he's my fiancee, and he hates zombies! He fits right in. (That image comes from Megatokyo.com, and no, he doesn't usually dress like that . . . it's his identity in a game similar to Runescape. xD)
Get fit for the zombie apocalypse! :o 0919

Get fit for the zombie apocalypse! :o 0919

I also have some crappy comics for the club! They're in the spoiler. Also check out the following video for our (unofficial as of now) theme song! Very Happy

The Zombie Apocalypse

Spoiler:

by **Komoda** 1/17/2010, 6:52 pm

The GFFTZA HQ

So far, we only have rough ideas for our bases. Once the details are sorted out, I will elaborate further and add sketches.

Iceland: Where our main base is situated. It will be halfway up in a mountain, in a sort of cave-like structure that we can make with bombs. It will be disguised with a door that looks like a rock, similar to the one in the Varden. That particular spot would be good so we'd be able to see people approaching from air or land. (More details/drawing later)

New Guinea: This will be our training base. It will be accessed through a marsh via a port hole on one of the dirt walls. From underwater it can be opened, leading to a room where any water that escaped the marsh can drain. The actual base will only be accessible through a door past the draining room. (More details later)

Rough sketch of training base:

Get fit for the zombie apocalypse! :o Avotn9

Get fit for the zombie apocalypse! :o Avotn9

by **Jinx** 1/17/2010, 7:00 pm

Nickname:Mea
Species:Seer
Method of getting fit:Hanging this poster on my wall!
How much you agree to the rules:Very well, sah!

by **shadowsowner888** 1/17/2010, 7:02 pm

((Gri will be reposting soon. xD I'll add him when he does.))

Komoda - welcome! xD Even though you were technically already in, since you were on the memberlist. I can see you're working very hard to get fit. Do you feel it's been working well? (And I'm glad you like rule number two. xD)

Welcome, Mea. I hope this Seer isn't a form of zombie? Surprised

*feigning cluelessness*

I must say, that's a very creative way of getting fit. xD

by **Jinx** 1/17/2010, 7:03 pm

Um. No....There awesomer! Very Happy

by **shadowsowner888** 1/17/2010, 7:05 pm

I see.

I feel like filling out a form. xD

Nickname: Shadow
Species: Werepire Shiftling
Method of getting fit: Any exercise on Wii Fit that's 2.5 METs or more, for 48 minutes according to the in-game timer.
How much you agree to the rules: . . . Well, you see . . . smug

Ha! Not telling.

by **Komoda** 1/17/2010, 7:06 pm

Thank you for the kind welcome, Ado! XP Yes, the method is working slightly... It makes me more tired than anything, but I only just started a few weeks ago.

Welcome, Mea! A seer is a prophet of some sort, is it not?

Loverly form, Shad'. XDD

by **iGrievous** 1/17/2010, 7:07 pm

Nickname: iGri the Great
Species: Núménorian/Kaleesh
Method of getting fit: Listening to Howard Shore all day.
How much you agree to the rules: Well, I agree to one two and six. . . But if you don't make up a random possision of authority for me (Approved by me, too,) Then I might just break number 6. xD

by **Komoda** 1/17/2010, 7:14 pm

Welcome, iGri! And if you break number six, that would make our world all the much more exciting, wouldn't it?

by **iGrievous** 1/17/2010, 7:25 pm

Well, sure, there might be a point to this club.

Wait a minute! What if the zombies are already here! What if they entered when Jamie Ateara opened a portal to 'heck'?!?!

by **Komoda** 1/17/2010, 7:28 pm

If zombies were already here, we would surely know about it. Unless the FBI has them hidden... Then the apocalypse would clearly be as a result of the FBI's mistake of not killing the creatures instantly.

by **iGrievous** 1/17/2010, 7:36 pm

No, the zombies live amongst us as normal people, until they are activated by the ultimate evil; Wolfgang Amadaus Mozart!

by **shadowsowner888** 1/17/2010, 7:41 pm

Komoda2000 wrote:Thank you for the kind welcome, Ado! XP Yes, the method is working slightly... It makes me more tired than anything, but I only just started a few weeks ago.

Welcome, Mea! A seer is a prophet of some sort, is it not?

Loverly form, Shad'. XDD

You're welcome! xP Yeah, I get that too . . . I find listening to music (or Pirates of the Caribbean DVDs) helps, cus it lets me zone out and forget the tiredness at least when I'm exercising. xD

iGrievous wrote:Nickname: iGri the Great
Species: Núménorian/Kaleesh
Method of getting fit: Listening to Howard Shore all day.
How much you agree to the rules: Well, I agree to one two and six. . . But if you don't make up a random possision of authority for me (Approved by me, too,) Then I might just break number 6. xD

Welcome, iGri the Great. xD You must have very muscular ears.

iGrievous wrote:Well, sure, there might be a point to this club.

Wait a minute! What if the zombies are already here! What if they entered when Jamie Ateara opened a portal to 'heck'?!?!

I think you may be right. Surprised

Komoda2000 wrote:If zombies were already here, we would surely know about it. Unless the FBI has them hidden... Then the apocalypse would clearly be as a result of the FBI's mistake of not killing the creatures instantly.

Well, what if Jamie's keeping them hidden in the basement? He plots to take over the world. And nobody even knows! Surprised

He's one nasty vampire.

iGrievous wrote:No, the zombies live amongst us as normal people, until they are activated by the ultimate evil; Wolfgang Amadaus Mozart!

No!

The Japanese fellow?! He was so innocent! (Intentionally wrong about the nationality. nod

)

by **SaddleClub** 1/17/2010, 7:43 pm

Nickname: Saddle
Species: Demigod
Method of getting fit: Playing Wii Fit and running on the treadmill in the basement when I can, participating in gym as much as I can, and running around my house while dancing and singing along to random songs when I'm home alone
How much you agree to the rules: I agree with them, but I'll only completely agree to #3 if I get 50% of the carrots I grow and I get to keep some hamsters as pets.

by **shadowsowner888** 1/17/2010, 7:45 pm

A demigod, I see? You'll be good to have around . . . xD Especially if the zombies are Hades's minions.

Welcome! :3 And, absolutely. I mean, we gotta eat too, and undoubtedly we're gonna run out of room for hamsters at Komoda's and my places. xD

by **SaddleClub** 1/17/2010, 7:46 pm

Yes, I will have some very helpful connections. nod

xD

Thank you for the welcome, and thank you for agreeing to my requests. xD

by **Komoda** 1/17/2010, 7:48 pm

Alrighty, Gri... Funny actually, I intend on naming my first child Wolfgang.

Same here, Shadow! Except instead I just listen to music, preferably something energizing like HU or Brokencyde (as I mentioned earlier).

O.o Well, I vote we slay Jamie now. He would be just dead weight if he decided to join us anyway, so he's useless. We have to take precautions here and that means at times sacrificing the potentially innocent.

Welcome, Saddle! Very Happy

I find your terms for #3 reasonable.

That's true, Shadow. I do have quite a large yard, though... But then again, our winters are colder than the arctic. Literally.

by **shadowsowner888** 1/17/2010, 7:52 pm

Woah, that's right! Surprised

Lol, I actually only ever did it once, to be honest. xD But it helped.

YES! That's agreed. He's not a member in the first place, so we wouldn't be breaking any rules by doing so. smug

Shall I give him a message next time I see him? Or should we wait for the proper moment?

Lol, yes, they'll probably need to be kept inside. xD But you never know . . . we might all have to hide out in Hawaii instead, just to get away from the zombies. So we may all end up living in shacks. xP

by **iGrievous** 1/17/2010, 7:58 pm

No, Hawaii is too tropical. We need somewhere more moderate. And more wild, where trees grow by the kabillions! I vote either Wisconsin or Oregon, and possibly any U.S. near West-Coast state with a national park in it. And Hawaii does not count.

by **Jinx** 1/17/2010, 8:24 pm

*Raises hand*
I vote for Illinois!

by Crystal Aura 1/17/2010, 8:34 pm

Nickname: Crystal
Species: Mankind
Method of getting fit: Chin ups, Wii fit, treadmill running...
How much you agree to the rules: I firmly beleive that zombies will cause havoc and utter catastrophe in the near future.
*Envisions future-self pushing undead zombie down a snake pit*
And I don't mind the rest,
I can stomach it

Hee-hee Twisted Evil

by **Mrs. Twarry Matsuda** 1/17/2010, 8:37 pm

Nickname: Twarry Very Happy

Species: Giant Hamster Thingy
Method of getting fit: Running around on that wheel thing
How much you agree to the rules: All of them...but you can't breed me. Period. Unless the other hamster is Jacob Black. Get fit for the zombie apocalypse! :o 899677

Get fit for the zombie apocalypse! :o 899677

by Crystal Aura 1/17/2010, 8:38 pm

WebkinzGirl500 wrote:Nickname: Twarry
Species: Giant Hamster Thingy
Method of getting fit: Running around on that wheel thing
How much you agree to the rules: All of them...but you can't breed me. Period. Unless the other hamster is Jacob Black.

xD (I would do the same if I were your species)

by **Mrs. Twarry Matsuda** 1/17/2010, 8:39 pm

My species pwns. At least the zombies won't eat me. Smile

I'll just step on them.

(*squish, squish, squish*)

by Crystal Aura 1/17/2010, 8:50 pm

I'll just push 'em right down an abyss.

evil

*High-fives*

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