o| The Liars Of War |o -|Book One: It's a MIGHTY Dragon|

Thassarian remained in the throne, leaned back, expressionless. There was no light running through the throne room... he loved it that way.

[WB; this is getting boring. Can we go to war now? xD]

Sari got back on Shrukian, guiding him to Partira. She made him bank a hard left, and swerved in a 180, gliding down to soar ten feet above the ground. The flock of beasts did the same, as she was the front leader.
Sari catapulted herself of her dragon, flipped in the air, sword drawn, and landed on her feet, one in front of the other.
The Slayer Princess was in front of the army. And she alone would make the first move.

[[I agree. XC Sure, sure.]]

Thassarian's eyes were the only thing visible through the eternal darkness that blanketed the whole entire throne room.

A Lord approached the girl slowly. "The Elf King sends a little girl to fight his battles," he scoffed, "then he is weak."
Sari nodded in agreement, a slight frown playing on her pale lips, "No mortal nor immortal being sends me. And, I'm not a girl, I'm a Slayer. Not of the Elves. Not of the men, dragons, beasts. Though, I must say Thessarian is weak." She shrugged simply, twirling her blade in one hand. She walked up to the Lord, about a foot shorter than him. And she cackled as a madman, jabbing her blade into his heart. For her it was so fun.
"Ah, the joy of the afterlife."

[[WB. -_-]]

Sari, thinking that she could handle all of this craziness of war, had not thought about magical shields of men. She realized to think about this next time, as her sword bounced off the mortal lord and into her gut. Ouch.
The girl screamed, as she was a girl, just hated to admit it, and grabbed her stomach. Which gentle precision, she pulled it out, healed it and glanced at the scratch on the man’s armor. “ATTACK!” She screeched, already irritated.

[I know I typed this up thrity mins ago, forgot to post it XD
Can Thessie kill someone? That would bring ya out of the WB
He could kill some random men. Or Elves. ]

[[Thassarian's more of a.. 'I'll sit in the obscure throne room, and take a sip out of my coffee and not show any expression' kind of guy. XD]]

[FINE! Have it your way. And NOT at Burger King. xDD]

A Elf burst in the room, "KING!"
After a dramatic pause, and laughter he strode up to his King.
"Coffee? We stole it from Men, it's actually quite yummy."

[JIC you haven't niticed, this Elf is a idiot.]

[[XD When I was young, when I tried to say "Burger King" it sounded like "Booger King". XD]]

Thassarian FIRST wondered how the heck the elf managed to get through the DARK throne room. Secondly, he knew this elf was pure retarded. "NO I DON'T WANT COFFEE!" the Elf King roared furiously.

"Uh, well, er . . . the NEW HEALER, you know?" The Elf scratched his chin, leaning against the wall, "YOU KNOW? The one that's not evil? Well that one said--can't member 'er name--you should drink this, 'cause it's . . . . "
HE looked at the ceiling then collasped.
Felowen stalked into the room, "He's drunk," he clarified.
"Now, Sari has been kicked out, as she was evil, yada yada yada. And, the new healer, was killed, now a Elf called Penelope has taken over. She's not evil, and dislikes you, but says you shold drink this."

[xD I love doing random things.
xDD That's hilarous. MAde me laugh out loud. xD
Sorry I couldn't reply ealier I went Ice Skating, then I had to go to church. Have you ever been Ice Skating? D:]

Occ// I got sick of the title, so I changed it.
Besides, everyone I have is a liar. And Thessie isn't much better xD

"Listen," Felowen said dryly, "I have enhanced night vision; it's this thing that Fiua gave me. And, it's not posioned see? I'll drink some."
He took a sip, and thought that Thessarian would wait for him to fall on the floor grabbing his neck. He didn't.
"K? Now, it's vital for your health, etc."

Just then, Felowen fell down, gasping, clutching his throat.

[XD]

"Joking!" He stood up, clutching his sides, laughing his head off.
"I'm only joking."

"Aiiiiieeee!" the Elf shreiked, throwing himself out of the way.

[xD Hilarous.]

"Look, now, King, uh-please don't kill me. I have a purpose . . . ."
He glanced at the ceiling, "Ooh! Unicorns, look!"

"Oh, uh yeah. So? The War Counsel asks you meet them at," he looked at his wrist," pale o' clock." Then, the drugged Elf started cackling and collasped on the floor.
Another Elf walked into te room, with a candle for light.
"Thessarian King? Felowen has been drugged, he might die, perhaps, and there seems to be a traitor amongs us."

"Oh, please, like your any better," she scoffed, crossing her arms.

[I'm bored; want more gore. xD That kinda rymhes.]